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Hetzer
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PostPosted: 11:12 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Daughter + xmas. Reply with quote

Is it normal for a nearly 16 year old girl to want the following for xmas:

Mascara (normal).
CoD Ghost (WTF).
The Last of Us (WTF).
Fairy Lights (for her bedroom...hmm...).

Her and my son (11) spend hours shooting the crap out of zombies and other people online. I told her I'd expect My Little Pony to be more 'normal' but she said she'd use an RPG on them. Neutral
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PostPosted: 11:13 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Times of innocence gone eh?
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, 16 + gamer is pretty sane these days Confused They are either gaming or making kids. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enjoy having things you can share with her. As soon as she decides she's a woman you won't understand a fucking thing she does.

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PostPosted: 11:17 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds pretty normal to me, she'l love last of us Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahaha.

My 18 year old half-sister loves COD, GTA and all those other acronymed games too.
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seems a year or so behind. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:22 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hetzer wrote:
shooting the crap out of zombies
She'll be wanting this, then.
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at it like this, if she plays a lot of video games, she'll be very attractive to the right kind of boy. Saves head-breaking efforts in the future.
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PostPosted: 11:58 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

dydey90 wrote:
Look at it like this, if she plays a lot of video games, she'll be very attractive to the right kind of boy. Saves head-breaking efforts in the future.

Not so fast.
My daughter's ex was so addicted to gaming he'd piss in empty coke bottles and store them in the wardrobe because he couldn't be bothered to walk to the toilet. He also refused an extra work shift because he'd arranged to play online with his mates/cousin. He was let go shortly after that, and he was surprised! Rolling Eyes

So be careful, not all gamers are nice human beings Wink
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

map wrote:

My daughter's ex was so addicted to gaming he'd piss in empty coke bottles and store them in the wardrobe because he couldn't be bothered to walk to the toilet.

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PostPosted: 12:21 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doovy wrote:
hahahahahahahaha.

My 18 year old half-sister loves COD, GTA and all those other acronymed games too.


WTF is a 'Half Sister'?

Tits and a cock?

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PostPosted: 12:22 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:


WTF is a 'Half Sister'?

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Sister from a different Mister.
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:53 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

When my daughter was 9 she used to play in clan wars with me for UT. Friendlies and easy beats, but still.
She could frag as well as the average player.
She's still an avid gamer at 22, as I am at 44 Smile
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PostPosted: 13:16 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know kids as young as 9 and 6 who were exposed to Grand Duty Auto Murder Simulator 5, and who insist on taking toy guns in the car so that they can do "drive bys".

The above is a lie, of course, and their parents are definitely not coppers, because that would be just insane.
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Walloper wrote:


WTF is a 'Half Sister'?


Sister from a different Mister.


Indeed. The daughter of the man married to my biological mother, from his previous relationship.
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doovy wrote:

Indeed. The daughter of the man married to my biological mother, from his previous relationship.


Wouldn't that be a sister in law?

Surely to be a half sister, she has to share some DNA with you?
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
I know kids as young as 9 and 6 who were exposed to Grand Duty Auto Murder Simulator 5, and who insist on taking toy guns in the car so that they can do "drive bys".

The above is a lie, of course, and their parents are definitely not coppers, because that would be just insane.


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PostPosted: 13:27 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think 'step sister' is the term you are both grasping for.
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aff wrote:
Wouldn't that be a sister in law?

Surely to be a half sister, she has to share some DNA with you?


You know what, my life's story is complicated enough, it's just easier to say half sister. Not blood related, although she is the true half sister to my half brother.

D O G wrote:
I think 'step sister' is the term you are both grasping for.


Step sister works too.
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doovy wrote:
Aff wrote:
Wouldn't that be a sister in law?

Surely to be a half sister, she has to share some DNA with you?


You know what, my life's story is complicated enough, it's just easier to say half sister. Not blood related, although she is the true half sister to my half brother. Step sister works too.


Quarter sister?
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 25 Nov 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
Quarter sister?


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