Nob care products

[Ariel Badger]

You can get this lot for Pussy care but what specific products are available to pamper our nobs or at least stop them smelling cheesy?
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[CaNsA]

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[Ariel Badger]

I suppose lipstick is the ultimate nob care product
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[andym]

What's wrong with good ol' soap and water? My nob hasn't complained once.

Come to think of it... why have you got your nose close enough to a nob to smell cheese.... or are you just bragging?

[hellkat]

I have never purchased a Vagisil product in my life.
And my pussy is perfectly pleasant.
Albeit by virtue of use of other charmingly scented non-Vagisil products

... and besides, whats wrong with the smell of fresh CLEAN genitals.

Do men want penile products that make them smell of ... what?

Penises that smell of penises or soap is perfectly acceptable.
Whilst I am not fond of brushing up nose-to-japseye with a penis that reeks of smeg ... a penis doused in aftershave is almost equally as offensive, but in a less curdlike fashion.
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[The Artist]

You like my new sig hellkat

[Ariel Badger]

I am just pointing out a huge gap in the market that could make an entrepreneur a fortune. One thing lads do like doing is fiddling with their nobs so why not make some dosh and have the best ever episode of Dragons Den?
I envisage olive oil and sandalwood with a hint of chilli.
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[hellkat]

I like the sound of that, more sandalwood, less chilli, I think.
No doubt Christopher Brosius could throw something together for you
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[Islander]

Wire brush and Dettol.

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[Tracey Suntan-King]

Mr Sheen and a yellow duster......
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[Ariel Badger]

Kids love Dairylea.
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[Ed Case]

Wash the bloody thing with soap and water.......and don't give her any of that "Sorry luv, it went off when I was cleaning it" shit !.

[gbrand42]

Muc-Off chain cleaner and a quick buff off with emery paper for stubborn deposits.

Job done
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[Skudd]

Nob cheese and Jock rot, two issues that most male have from time to time.
Jock rot use the stuff that you use for athlete's foot then a good wash and DRY. Nob cheese, a good daily wash/shower and resist the talc. If there is chance of some action on the way home after giving your victim a lift home some baby wipes for a quick freshen up.

That's all from memory as it has been such a long time.
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[Visitor Q]

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Keeps it silky smooth. I like to apply it liberally, several times a day. As fast as possible to trap the moisture in, of course.
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