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Alpha-9
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PostPosted: 05:52 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Arrr Reply with quote
Let's pull a Mark

Nearly 5am, just got home from works due
Dr was hot, got a little kiss

Then ended p ina fight with a irishman, shook his hand saiying hes litle but strong
Now it's bed time

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PostPosted: 06:19 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Re: Arrr Reply with quote
Alpha-9 wrote:
Let's pull a Mark


Put on a skirt and he'll probably let you as well. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
When you wake up, let us know how that Irishman was in bed.
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PostPosted: 11:37 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Please refer to your Irish lover as "Mr P" in all future postings and update us in your new obsession with pigs.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ohi

I can barely talk, fucking throat, was ill anyway, upper respiratory tract bollox

Was a fun night, got wasted and went to mysterious bars with 3 of the doctors, got a bit of a kiss of one of the hot lady doctors so that may be awkward on monday Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:41 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Alpha-9 wrote:
..... got a bit of a kiss of one of the hot lady doctors so that may be awkward on monday Embarassed


Especially if she has a cock.
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Alpha-9
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marmalade wrote:
Alpha-9 wrote:
..... got a bit of a kiss of one of the hot lady doctors so that may be awkward on monday Embarassed


Especially if she has a cock.

She doesn't, she is so very fine Praying

Some slut put my hand on her arse and squeezed in a bar, it was weird, I assume she had aids
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 21 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Marmalade wrote:
Alpha-9 wrote:
..... got a bit of a kiss of one of the hot lady doctors so that may be awkward on monday Embarassed


Especially if she has a cock.


And is Called Padrik from Donegal.
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Posting pissed on BCF, always a wise move Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Posting pissed on BCF, always a wise move Laughing



You are Warped and I claim my £5
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why did you bump this thread to remind us of your wanton work ways? Just put 'I snogged a doctor' in your signature. I'd watch out that she wasn't one of those paediatricians if I were you.

Still, there's some fine pirate related wares at the bottom of my page thanks to your title.
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PostPosted: 23:33 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flatbadger wrote:
Why did you bump this thread to remind us of your wanton work ways? Just put 'I snogged a doctor' in your signature. I'd watch out that she wasn't one of those paediatricians if I were you.

Still, there's some fine pirate related wares at the bottom of my page thanks to your title.

But that would be a lie
all I want is you really flatbadger Wub
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Want to play doctor? Guess from where I'm taking your temperature?
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 30 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Want to play doctor? Guess from where I'm taking your temperature?

The kitchen? Thinking
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Alpha-9 wrote:

The kitchen? Thinking


So long as you bring plenty of Cillit Bang with you.
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