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oldpink
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Stoner Dolphins Reply with quote
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A new BBC documentary will show adolescent dolphins getting high by chewing on pufferfish. The fish secrete a toxin that gives the dolphins a buzz, and the crew on the upcoming show filmed male bottlenose dolphins passing around a puffer fish before acting "most peculiarly." The program's executive producer John Downer notes the dolphin were in a trancelike state, "hanging around with their noses at the surface as if fascinated by their own reflection."


"Hey mate pass the puffer fish" Mr. Green

https://www.theverge.com/2013/12/31/5259898/dolphins-caught-chewing-on-fish-to-get-high
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Next thing you know, they'll be breaking into clams to nick pearls to pay for their habit - do dolphins have a social security system?
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PostPosted: 17:34 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I think Dolphins are brilliant (and Killer Whales too). The best way to think of them is as the hunter gatherers of the sea. A bit like the Red Indians before the White man gave the Whisky.
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
I can see it clearly - dolphin wanders into dodgy area. Sneaky looking Great White Shark: psssst! Ere mate, wanna buy some quality puff(er) Wink
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PostPosted: 18:10 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dolphins engage in gang rape and smash up porpoises just for the hell of it. They're practically human.
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PostPosted: 19:13 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't bogart that fish, my friend, pass it over to me.
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
mistergixer wrote:
Don't bogart that fish, my friend, pass it over to me.

Shoal another one
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Just like the other one.
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
Too much and they get a great whitey.
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote
https://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stoned_dolphin.jpg
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