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Skudd
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PostPosted: 18:13 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Commando Reply with quote

Well due to being a lazy bugger over the holidays I haven't kept up with my laundry and so found myself without any underwear. So I have had to go commando for the first time in years.
As a youth in the 80's it was the fashion to go commando under your jeans, but it does seem to have gone out of fashion these days with your trousers being half way around your thighs and the crud stained boxers on show.
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inside out, back to front, 4 days per pair. Hand
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Re: Commando Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:

As a youth in the 80's it was the fashion to go commando under your jeans, but it does seem to have gone out of fashion these days


Fashion isn't always sensible or practical:

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PostPosted: 18:51 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Inside out, back to front, 4 days per pair. Hand


Sod that, unless there is the risk of them being surgically removed, more than 50% of the material has rotted, have more skids than a race track or try to escape by themselves then they are good for one more day.

Anyway, to the OP, I stopped going commando after about the third time catching my cock with the zip
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I need something to soak the ball and arse sweat up. Hence I rarely go commando.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

The outline of my helmet would cause a commotion in the office.

I like to think of underwear as a fart-filter. ..Imagine how bad that would smell without underpants.Sick
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 31 Dec 2013    Post subject: Reply with quote

I chose to go commando when I was in my late teens and have done so ever since. I may, though, have to reconsider that decision as I'm getting fed up of tripping over my equipment.
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PostPosted: 01:55 - 01 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

dissapointed, thought this would be about a Norton, not which trouser leg you hang your appendage down when you've run out of undercrackers.
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PostPosted: 04:02 - 01 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
Inside out, back to front, 4 days per pair. Hand


Pointless.

I'm wearing the same pair right now that I've been wearing for the previous three days. They're not dirty, they're not particularly pungent, they're not itchy or uncomfortable. You don't need to turn them inside out or whatever.

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PostPosted: 07:10 - 01 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I believe it was Stinkwheel who first came out with this gem;

"The main difference between men and women is women wear underwear to feel sex... men wear underwear to keep shit off their trousers"
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PostPosted: 07:53 - 01 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Black Sheep wrote:
dissapointed, thought this would be about a Norton, not which trouser leg you hang your appendage down when you've run out of undercrackers.


Tsk, tsk. This is the Pointless Piffle section. Threads about classic British Bikes would be most certainly off-Topic, since it belongs in the useful biking related part of the forum. This section is for Nobcats, norks, tales of 8ft geysers of shit, trannies, todgers and everything else that blows up Korn's google porn alarm, has noobs stay away in droves and makes BCF the irascible but fun place it is.

Tales of Skudd's undercrackers or lack thereof? A member's post that is most definitely on topic in this section.
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PostPosted: 07:57 - 01 Jan 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benno wrote:
I'm wearing the same pair right now that I've been wearing for the previous three days. They're not dirty, they're not particularly pungent, they're not itchy or uncomfortable. You don't need to turn them inside out or whatever.

Clothes last forever. Very Happy


Be sure to point this fact out to the hordes of single mothers you're trying to pick up on POF. I'm sure they'll be most impressed Wink
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