Recommend me a toilet bowl

[stinkwheel]

Rennovating my bathroom and I am sick fed-up of having to get the toilet brush out every time I take a dump.

Modern bog bowls seem to be designed so the shit hits the porcelain just above the water at the back of the bog then smears down. This is also the place where the flush never hits properly.

Anyway. We have an old fashioned bog at one of our branch practices which is cludgie nirvana because the back of the bowl is, in its entirety, further back than the back of the seat. Picture prefect splashdown every time, single flush and you're done. I want one like that.

Before anyone says I'm doing it wrong some other way, I would like to point out I've been shitting this way since I learned to sit on a bog. I make that at a conservative estimate, somewhere in the region of 26,000 shits so unless you can claim to be somehow more experienced, don't start.

I am certain I am not the only person who experiences this phenomenon, as evidenced by the heavily skidmarked public toilet bowls I come across from time to time.

Can anyone recommend me a make/model of toilet bowl shaped in such a way as the back of the bowl is either perpendicular to or set back from the rearmost part of the seat?

I have attached a paint diagram to illustrate what I mean.
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[bren_9311]

https://www.wickes.co.uk/low-level-cistern/invt/160445/

I just bought this for my sisters flat, mostly because she work's in wickes and i got 20% off. But also I've taken a few dumps in it and no skid marks in sight
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[ride_to_die]

There's your answer Stinkwheel, shit in the cistern....
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[bren_9311]

Yes it is... The one i bought i cant find it on there site,
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[bren_9311]

Make your own? https://resources.woodlands-junior.kent.sch.uk/homework/tudors/images/toilet.jpg
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[Tungtvann]

Not wanting one of those weird continental shelf toilets then?

[Lord Percy]

I don't think you're gonna find many toilet bowl connoisseurs around here.

Here's my (useless) addition.

In Korea the toilets often are quite shallow but are also very wide, so your turd is almost guaranteed to go into the water. But still it touches so much of the porcelain (underwater) that it still manages to somehow leave plenty of streaks, often sort of 'painting' the insides as it swirls around after you've flushed it. Korean toilets often flush in a very slow 'whirlpool' kind of way.

Korean bog. (Ignore all the fancy buttons - most aren't like that - just see how wide it is)

https://www.jrbeltman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/DSCN5287.jpg

[Minty]

Can you get DIY Teflon coating?
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[Irn-Bru]

I feel your pain, my new toilet is skiddy central for me, old one was great... all in the name of economy if you ask me, which is daft as you have to flush the thing twice.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

The old style bogs in the wife's American home have quite a U bend on them, so the water level is quite high. You really do have to have a bad case of whirlysplats to hit the porcelain. Bit of a problem as you get older though, as saggy old man balls get closer to dipping in.
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[Tungtvann]

I hated the US toilets with a really high water level, just wrong. I actually found the Arab squat toilets okay, we had one outside our office in Afghanistan and I preferred it over the normal portaloos, nobody else used it so I had a perfectly clean toilet to myself!

[fatpies]

Couldn't you put the outflow pipe slightly higher so the water level in the basin is higher?
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[stinkwheel]

[Rogerborg]

Look, I'm not taking issue with your pooping position, but some people might.

https://wellnessmama.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Proper-Way-to-Poo-How-Your-Posture-in-the-Loo-Affects-Your-Health.jpg
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[_Will_]

Aha! I'm not alone

This 'traditional' one has some schematics...

https://www.bestbathrooms.com/Belmont-Toilet-Pan-and-Cistern/pr37717.html?gclid=CM3V_536m7sCFUmWtAod2CMAvA
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[sidewinder]

Try a reclamation yard.

[angryjonny]

You'd hate crapping in Poland. They're all like this.

[MarJay]

[robs321]

Ideal standard make decent shit pans. Id avoid the trendy shape ones and go for a traditional shape! Pan that is, not turds!

[Tracey Suntan-King]

I hate bog brushes! Sitting there, holding faecal matter and shredded bog roll in their foul bristles. Festering quietly behind the lav to fool the unwary that they somehow serve a purpose other than to store and spread vile putrid particles of poo.

There should be a law, there really should.


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