List things that will ALWAYS looks shit on bikes.

[chris-red]

1. Airbrushed People/Animals.
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Fladdem]

No 2. Reflective Rim Tape
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Current:1991 Honda MT50 (Soon to be a H100/MTX/MT5 hybrid), 1976 Honda Cub C70, 2005 Honda Varadero 125, 1993 Yamaha TTR250 Open Enduro , 2010 Road Legal Stomp YX140, 1994 Honda CRM 250 MK III, 1999 Cagiva Mito 125, 1992 Honda CB400 Super Four, Stomp T4 230, 1984 Honda H100s, 2009 Sym XS125K
Past:2003 Aprilia RS125, 1982 Kawasaki GPZ550(FREE BIKE!)
I'm having more fun than a well-oiled midget.

[Irn-Bru]

3. Alien MX headlights
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KTM 990 SMT & Suzuki DR-Z 400 SM

[temeluchus]

4) dominator headlamps
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Some shite cruiser. Now with guns and FREEDOM!

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

5. Anodised parts in Blue/Yellow/Red.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[ViniH]

6) Really fat blokes.
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Currently Riding: MT-07 Previous: XJ 600 N

[lihp]

5. Mikesaa
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covent.gardens: lihp is my most favourite member ever

[chickenstrip]

[chris-red]

6. Tassels
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[Rigga]

7:Garish coloured seats with logos stitched into them
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Current bike: Honda CBR 1100xx

[chris-red]

8. Farbon
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Well, you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs.
Skudd:- Perhaps she just thinks you are a window licker and is being nice just in case she becomes another Jill Dando.
WANTED:- Fujinon (Fuji) M42 (Screw on) lenses, let me know if you have anything.

[mentalboy]

Susan Boyle
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Make mine a Corona.

[Fladdem]

Carbon fibre stickers

EDIT: Oops, got beaten to it.
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Current:1991 Honda MT50 (Soon to be a H100/MTX/MT5 hybrid), 1976 Honda Cub C70, 2005 Honda Varadero 125, 1993 Yamaha TTR250 Open Enduro , 2010 Road Legal Stomp YX140, 1994 Honda CRM 250 MK III, 1999 Cagiva Mito 125, 1992 Honda CB400 Super Four, Stomp T4 230, 1984 Honda H100s, 2009 Sym XS125K
Past:2003 Aprilia RS125, 1982 Kawasaki GPZ550(FREE BIKE!)
I'm having more fun than a well-oiled midget.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

Keep them coming...I share the hatred and approve.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Fladdem]

Sticker-bombing
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Current:1991 Honda MT50 (Soon to be a H100/MTX/MT5 hybrid), 1976 Honda Cub C70, 2005 Honda Varadero 125, 1993 Yamaha TTR250 Open Enduro , 2010 Road Legal Stomp YX140, 1994 Honda CRM 250 MK III, 1999 Cagiva Mito 125, 1992 Honda CB400 Super Four, Stomp T4 230, 1984 Honda H100s, 2009 Sym XS125K
Past:2003 Aprilia RS125, 1982 Kawasaki GPZ550(FREE BIKE!)
I'm having more fun than a well-oiled midget.

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Guardian angel bells.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[Fladdem]

[andyscooter]

dodgy yellow screens
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[GeorgeB.]

Just one clock, usually a speedo
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Current: '99 Fazer 600 | '99 Range Rover P38 4.6 HSE
Previous: Keeway TX125 | CBF 125 | CB400SF Project Big One
CBT 04/12/12 | Theory 03/12/13 | MOD 1 06/01/14 | MOD 2 13/01/14

[stevo as b4]

Skull headlamps?

Gothic cross tail lights?

Stubbied race cans, and dirty soggy heat wrap on headers etc.

Bar end indicators, they are fooking awful!

[chris-red]

[drzsta]

Piss-pot helmets, skull bandanas and general cruiser Faggotry.

[ViniH]

43) Truck nutz.

https://www.bullsballs.com/balls/bigbikeballs.jpg
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Currently Riding: MT-07 Previous: XJ 600 N

[chickenstrip]

Near vertical seat units on "street-fightered" bikes.