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I wrote this a few weeks ago for shits n giggles. Think it explains why we do it pretty well.
Its not about the preparation. That takes forever in itself and by the time you are ready to go you wonder if it is worth the time taken to organise yourself. There's just so much to do. From that moment you wake up and look out of the window and decide to do it to the moment you leave the house seems like an eternity. Brimming with anticipation you get dressed, even that in itself is a laborious process. Underwear, long socks, base layers to keep the chill out. Leather trousers and jacket you have to struggle and wrestle yourself into, all those zippers, poppers and velcro. Then the boots, cumbersome, unfashionable, uncomfortable to walk in, fiddling with the zip on the calf of your trousers to stop your ankle suffering you slide your foot into the boot, more zips and velcro and you're almost ready.
You squeak and waddle your way towards the front door. These trousers are not designed for walking, much like the boots. Grabbing your gloves and helmet on the way you fumble out of the door. Trying one handedly to take your keys out of your pocket. Its times like these another hand would be helpful. You put the key in. Struggle into a helmet that crushes your cheeks together, slip your hands into bulky padded gloves and swing your leg over the seat and then you are ready.
With a single turn of the key and a press of a button the engine roars to life. All that preparation, all that struggling of 10 minutes ago is forgotten in that moment. You're ready to go. The bike is ready to go. A reach for the clutch lever, a little step on the gear lever, some throttle and release of the clutch and you pull out into the traffic of the city. Frustratingly slow, stop start traffic as you make your way out of town and then you're free. Country roads, sweeping bends, beautiful scenery and that feeling known only to a few of total freedom. You're on your own, you answer to yourself and you go where your mood takes you.
No, its not about the preparation. Not even a little bit. Its not even about the city. Its all about the bike and the open road. The twists, the turns, the hills, the wind whistling through your visor with the soundtrack of the engine screaming for more. It's a feeling that never gets boring, never gets old and never goes away. This is the life of a biker and this is why we do it. ____________________ illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
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| pinkyfloyd wrote: | I wrote this a few weeks ago for shits n giggles. Think it explains why we do it pretty well.
Its not about the preparation. That takes forever in itself and by the time you are ready to go you wonder if it is worth the time taken to organise yourself. There's just so much to do. From that moment you wake up and look out of the window and decide to do it to the moment you leave the house seems like an eternity. Brimming with anticipation you get dressed, even that in itself is a laborious process. Underwear, long socks, base layers to keep the chill out. Leather trousers and jacket you have to struggle and wrestle yourself into, all those zippers, poppers and velcro. Then the boots, cumbersome, unfashionable, uncomfortable to walk in, fiddling with the zip on the calf of your trousers to stop your ankle suffering you slide your foot into the boot, more zips and velcro and you're almost ready.
You squeak and waddle your way towards the front door. These trousers are not designed for walking, much like the boots. Grabbing your gloves and helmet on the way you fumble out of the door. Trying one handedly to take your keys out of your pocket. Its times like these another hand would be helpful. You put the key in. Struggle into a helmet that crushes your cheeks together, slip your hands into bulky padded gloves and swing your leg over the seat and then you are ready.
With a single turn of the key and a press of a button the engine roars to life. All that preparation, all that struggling of 10 minutes ago is forgotten in that moment. You're ready to go. The bike is ready to go. A reach for the clutch lever, a little step on the gear lever, some throttle and release of the clutch and you pull out into the traffic of the city. Frustratingly slow, stop start traffic as you make your way out of town and then you're free. Country roads, sweeping bends, beautiful scenery and that feeling known only to a few of total freedom. You're on your own, you answer to yourself and you go where your mood takes you.
No, its not about the preparation. Not even a little bit. Its not even about the city. Its all about the bike and the open road. The twists, the turns, the hills, the wind whistling through your visor with the soundtrack of the engine screaming for more. It's a feeling that never gets boring, never gets old and never goes away. This is the life of a biker and this is why we do it. |
This... 100%. I had exactly this feeling yesterday when it took me far too long to kit up. And it was all gone the second I fired the bike up.
For me, there are a number of factors.
1) The instant response and blistering speed if I grab a fistful of throttle. You can't really get that feeling anywhere else.
2) Being on my own with my thoughts, with nobody to answer to.
3) The satisfaction of going to Skegness or similar in the summer, breezing past the queues of traffic trying to get in, and straight into a space in the free bike park.
4) Being out in the countryside, in the open air, without being shut inside a car.
5) Having a hobby. Buying petrol for it, just to spend it all enjoying myself. Who just goes out for a blast in the car, any more? |
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pinkyfloyd is bang on.
If I had 2 hours spare for a ride, only one hour would be spent riding.
The other hour would involve getting kit on, getting bike out and unchained etc, riding to petrol station before or after ride, getting kit off, getting bike on paddock stand, cleaning and/or lubing chain, putting bike away again etc.
Even if that took 1h30 leaving me only 30 minutes to ride, would still be worth it for that short sweet feeling of freedom.
The speed - yes, there's nothing like it
The freedom - yes, it's you, your machine, nothing else. ultimate connection and freedom
For fun - yes, the speed, freedom and buzz combine to give a real high
For commuting - sometimes, but only if that commute is going to be fun. In the cold and wet it won't be, on a day like today then the commute will be a rather long, enjoyable one
For friends/with friends - again, sometimes, I usually ride alone, very rarely with a pillion or another bike, but sometimes it's good to head out with a friend (particularly if they know the way and I don't.
An Adrenaline buzz - of course, not the scary kind, but the endorphin rush that makes it all worthwhile
To show off maybe look good? - not really, off the bike you look like you're wearing a ridiculous gimp suit, walking around like you've shat your pants, if you're doing it to show off you're not doing it for yourself, and so you may as well not bother
Something to do bored? - depends, going for a ride can alleviate boredom, but I didn't get into biking because I was bored and looking for something to do, I'd always wanted to, I've liked bikes forever, my maternal grandfather and several uncles ride or used to and friends around me all on bikes convinced me not to wait any longer, no reason not to get into it then |
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Yes its very fun and you the most fun you can have with clothes on and my dad has one and we go touring but the main reason I ride is the relaxation factor after a shit day whether it be stress or anger a nice ride on the bike not fast or stupid but to forget and that weird part of your brain comes into play that will most of the time sort problems out without you never know its thinking about anything.
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| j.silvs wrote: | I can say that I honestly do not know..
I have lost both a leg and a lat to a bike. Permanently disabling myself and developing arthritis, osteoporosis, nerve damage and scars.
Recently had an accident where I have slipped a disc and damaged a vertebrae.
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I've similarly smashed myself up a bit over the years - dealing with the result everyday. But strangely enough, riding a bike actually helps with my reconstructed shoulder. If I use it too much doing other things, it quickly becomes fatigued, and hurts. If I sit still for too long, it seizes up and can hurt a lot until I get it gently moving again. But on the bike, there seems to be just enough movement to keep it from getting bad.
Lately been suffering back pain, due to a slightly twisted spine where the good limbs have been carrying for the bad ones for so long, but the pain disappears when I get out on the bike, and doesn't reoccur after until I start lifting etc again. |
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10 minutes kitting up? Good greif how much do you guys put on?
Akito Miamis are my general boots / shoes, they take as long to put on as any other shoe, and are comfortable to walk in. I am always wearing jeans, but if you are safety concious, try dragging jeans? Always put a jacket on when I leave the house on or off a bike, also only has 1 zip, leaving me helmet and gloves.
Takes me under a minute to go from jeans & jumper to suited n booted on a motorbike.
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it honestly doesn't occur to me to drive, I tried it once, I didn't like it, I stuck with it and got a licence, I still didn't like it. I passed my pass plus, I still hated it. I had some refresher lessons, still no. A few years later, tried again, no - didn't feel right, didn't smell right, or look right. hated it. Stuck with motorbikes all my life.
For me, cars just suck, I can't drive for toffee, and I don't feel safe behind the wheel of a car.  |
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| Sable wrote: | I can never understand where the comments about how long it takes getting dressed for motorbikes come from  |
Shoes on.
Realise I've not put my bike trousers on yet.
Boots off.
Textile over trousers. Zipper, velcro, two poppers.
Boots on.
Neck tube. Make sure it's lying flat.
Jacket. Big heavy sod, zipper, velcro, 5 poppers. Make sure it's over the neck tube.
Distribute wallet, office keycard, phone around the various pockets.
Helmet on.
Realise I've forgotten my ear plugs.
Helmet off.
Ear plugs in.
Helmet on.
2 locks on the garage door.
Lining gloves on.
Gloves on.
Wheel the bike out.
Close the garage door.
2 locks again (still got a vehicle in there)
Mount.
Camera on. Start recording.
Start, ride.
I'm always on the look out for ways to shave even a few seconds off of that faffing, bearing in mind the consideration that I ride in all weathers. I've even got elastic laces on my boots. ____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
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| Rogerborg wrote: | | Sable wrote: | I can never understand where the comments about how long it takes getting dressed for motorbikes come from  |
Shoes on.
Realise I've not put my bike trousers on yet.
Boots off.
Textile over trousers. Zipper, velcro, two poppers.
Boots on.
Neck tube. Make sure it's lying flat.
Jacket. Big heavy sod, zipper, velcro, 5 poppers. Make sure it's over the neck tube.
Distribute wallet, office keycard, phone around the various pockets.
Helmet on.
Realise I've forgotten my ear plugs.
Helmet off.
Ear plugs in.
Helmet on.
2 locks on the garage door.
Lining gloves on.
Gloves on.
Wheel the bike out.
Close the garage door.
2 locks again (still got a vehicle in there)
Mount.
Camera on. Start recording.
Start, ride.
I'm always on the look out for ways to shave even a few seconds off of that faffing, bearing in mind the consideration that I ride in all weathers. I've even got elastic laces on my boots. |
Leave big "fuck off sized" reminders not to forget things then you won't have to take stuff off again.
I always forget something though, usually either bike keys or house keys (really ought to get a second set cut so I can leave my house keys on the bike keyring). Bugs me immensely if I forget my ear plugs as well |
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The most time consuming bit of going out on the bike involves getting my sodding boots to zip up around my fat legs and fatter leathers.
Utterly, utterly hopeless. Might buy new boots to get around this issue. ____________________ Please be aware that the above post may be full of complete nonsense.
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It's one of the few times I get to be just me. Left to my thoughts, no one else harping on in the background. Bliss!
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 12 years, 243 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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