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PostPosted: 02:41 - 23 Apr 2014    Post subject: Bike thieves 'mauled' by ants! Reply with quote

Inca de la chingada pendejos... They don't dick about in Bolivia!

https://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/amazon-villagers-torture-motorbike-thieves-with-venomous-ants/24828.html
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PostPosted: 03:45 - 23 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should do that to bike thieves here... or maybe allow all victims of bike theft to fire upon them with "less lethal" ammunition (i.e. bean bag/baton rounds) for days on end.

I think actually shooting them with baton rounds or subjecting them to painful insect attacks would fall under "cruel and unusual punishment"


Fire ant bites (not my leg!):
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/FireAntBite.jpg

That's 3 days after being bitten... I wonder what they'll be like after being bitten for 3 days Laughing


They're "only" a 1.2 on the Schmidt Pain Scale, a scale of 0-4 of biting/stinging insects, 0 being not painful, 4 being completely debilitating pain.

For comparison, a yellowjacket/european wasp is a 2.0. However I know from experience that what a bite/sting is like individually has no relevance to what multiple bites/stings are like, and 3 days of being bitten is some serious torture.

I had the misfortune* of falling into an underground wasps nest, coating my right leg from ankle to knee with very angry wasps that took several minutes to completely remove, reckon I had in the region of 60-80 stings, and that severely fucked me up for the rest of the day, couldn't do anything except lie down in pain and mental exhaustion.


* I knew there was a wasps nest there, the intention was to stamp on the bit of grassy earth directly above it to shake the nest enough that most of the wasps would fly out and get hit by a neurotoxic insect killer spray we had. Instead, as I stamped, my foot slipped right off the top and into the hole, through the nest and thoroughly pissed the buggers right off.
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PostPosted: 07:48 - 23 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

It would be a nightmare just having them crawling all over you if tied down, and our own wood ants are nasty enough. Thinking Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: 08:42 - 23 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

They were lucky. There are ants in Honduras called Bullet Ants & apparently they are some serious shit - this from Wiki: 'The pain caused by this insect's sting is purported to be greater than that of any other hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt sting pain index, given a "4+" rating, above the tarantula hawk wasp and, according to some victims, equal to being shot, hence the name of the insect. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".'

The last bit sounds like it should be preceded by 'You have been found guilty of bike theft, therefore, I sentence you to...'
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 23 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bunny Lingus wrote:
They were lucky. There are ants in Honduras called Bullet Ants & apparently they are some serious shit - this from Wiki: 'The pain caused by this insect's sting is purported to be greater than that of any other hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt sting pain index, given a "4+" rating, above the tarantula hawk wasp and, according to some victims, equal to being shot, hence the name of the insect. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".'

The last bit sounds like it should be preceded by 'You have been found guilty of bike theft, therefore, I sentence you to...'


An acquaintance got bitten by a bullet ant in South America, he said his body literally shut down, couldn't move or anything... couldn't even scream, only whimper. Was still in agony two days later.
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PostPosted: 06:20 - 24 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

LlamaFarmer wrote:


An acquaintance got bitten by a bullet ant in South America, he said his body literally shut down, couldn't move or anything... couldn't even scream, only whimper. Was still in agony two days later.


Nasty business! Doesn't make me wanna go there anytime soon. The England fans off to Brazil this year had better watch their step...
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 25 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's clearly not a fan either.

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PostPosted: 19:23 - 25 Apr 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eeeeeek! Poor bastard...
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:28 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

c-m wrote:
https://youtu.be/XwvIFO9srUw


Nice1 Cracking little doc Thumbs Up Twenty times ffs? Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:45 - 12 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bunny Lingus wrote:


Nice1 Cracking little doc Thumbs Up Twenty times ffs? Shocked


Got to prove you're a man. Mr. Green

I wonder what happens to the ones that don't do it.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 13 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

c-m wrote:
https://youtu.be/XwvIFO9srUw


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PostPosted: 00:46 - 14 May 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bet none of them will be having sex (or even a wank) for a long time!
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