Cagiva Mito - ebay

[j.silvs]

Not that the bike is any good but love the description lol

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/221413721972?cmd=VIDESC

[i.p.phrealy]

have you seen the size of his ears


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it is impossible to lick your own elbow...
and if you just tried you need professional help.
Finally allowed a big bike 19/03/14!

[clancy]

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KLX 300r

[slowlydoesit]

"you dont need to worry about getting bug splatter on the front fairing cos when traveling down the road flat out, the flies have time to turn around and fly away"


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Kawasaki KMX200 with broken fixed powervalves and a stutter

[Rogerborg]

Spam rating because:

1) The font makes it almost unreadable.

2) So, so bored of wacky-zany-novelty listings that are designed to get exactly this kind of attention.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[covent.gardens]

Opened in Chrome: Saw the description was fucked.
Opened in IE expecting it to display fine. It didn't.

Closed.

How can you even read that shit?

[Tamsin]

Lets be honest, even for a "comedy" listing its a pile of wank.

I want that 2 minutes of my life back please.

[i.p.phrealy]

refresh it, it becomes readable.
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it is impossible to lick your own elbow...
and if you just tried you need professional help.
Finally allowed a big bike 19/03/14!