How soon after vasectomy did you risk riding a bike???

[Dean-J]

As title really, if anyone has had a vasectomy here i just wanna knw how long you waited before you rode....?

my GSXR is sat in a garage waiting to be picked up by me, but i had the chop today and im just not sure if picking it up on friday is a good idea??

fuckin dangerous question to ask on bcf i know, but maybe, just MAYBE, ill get a sensible answer or two outta this!!
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[reed]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha your manhood is gone, sell your bike and buy a rocking chair to sit by the window and watch as the youth go about sharing their seed.
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[Timmeh]

it would have been a lot easier to punch her in the tits, then do up the gary.
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[Carvel]

May aswell admit defeat and buy a virago.
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[andi]

I tried a little ride after 2 days but would advise against it. So distracted by pain and concentrating on keeping away from the tank, I made 2 silly errors. I pulled out in front of a car and 2 mins later, I nearly rode into the back of a slow moving car.

When you can move about comfortably is the time. Rest now or risk swelling!

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[Manny-P]

Sorry to hear this. I couldn't imagine having to deal with it- I hope you aren't in too much pain and that you get riding again soon!

(Edit: "riding again" is probably a poor choice in words)

[SQL]

My dad had one and we went crossing the next day it didn't do him any good

[Rogue_Shadow]

[noobRider]

I'd give it a week. Take it easy in bed for a couple of days.

We figured 5 kids was enough
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[cimbian]

I waited 17 years.
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[sidewinder]

best advice i can give is to ride (your bike)when you think you can manage it

[i.p.phrealy]

give it a few days, slightest tap to the plums will be noticable for about a week.
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[andi]

[Dean-J]

haha cheers for the advice guys, although i dont think ill be donning the tassled chaps required to ride a virago any time soon...

3 kids is enough for me, any more an id never get out on the bloody bike!!

As far as pain and swelling go, im actually not feeling too bad today, will have to wait and see how i feel on friday!

cauterizing iron felt interesting, but not as bad as the first side, he didnt use enough anaesthetic, and i could feel the incisions which was a tad unpleasant to say the least.
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[Rogerborg]

[noobRider]

[R1stu]

whats sex like after? Do you get the same reaction at the end?

The GF wants me to have the snip, as we have 6 kids between us.

Not sure how I feel about it.
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[noobRider]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Troy92]

Sit omit then try a little walk. If its all good try a little ride

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]