How to make Wimbledon as dangerous as th IOM TT?

[Ribenapigeon]

If we take the TT as a benchmark for danger how could Wimbledon be brought up to standard? The world cup could do with an overhaul as well.

[Aff]

[Conzar]

One of the tennis balls is filled with loads of black window spiders and when hit they explode over center court, meaning players and spectators can easily be killed.
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[GhostRider]

At random a tennis ball packed with nitroglycerine is thrown into the mix. So not only will the player be serving the tennis ball, but also bits of his face and brain as well.

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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

Put the court out the back of a truck barrelling around the TT course?
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[Conzar]

Or have the court on the TT course, i would be funny watching the ball boys darting past brayhill as there all coming down.
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[Ribenapigeon]

I like the ideas for holding bimbledon at the TT. If it were to be held in some intrinsically dangerous area then maybe they could shift it to northern Iraq? Maybe introduce Sharia law into the rules?

[recman]

Let Rolf be one of the line judges.

[weasley]

Thinking about what makes the TT dangerous, essentially if you do it right there is no danger, but the margins of error are tiny, meaning a tiny mistake could lead to huge consequences.

With this in mind:

- the net is made from tripwires; hit the net and trigger a claymore at the base line
- land mines just on the outside of each touch line. No need for Hawkeye then.
- random sprinkling of water and/or oil on the grass
- massively overinflated prices on the tube and any other transport mode serving SW19.
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Have it on a floating platform with spikes.
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[Im-a-Ridah]

Put loads of venomous snakes on the court

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