silly poetry

[Andy_Pagin]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
Picking his nose like mad.
He rolled it into little balls,
And threw them at his dad.
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They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa, hey-hey,
the men in white coats are coming to take me away.
Yamaha Vity -> YBR125 -> FZS600 Fazer -> FZ1-S Fazer

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Mary had a little trike,
She rode it round the grass,
Every time the wheel went round,
A spoke went up her saddlebag.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[moonzoomer]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
and the dirty big arse of a crow
I would fly on over to Swansea
and crap on the bastards below.

[RhynoCZ]

Once I bought a bike,
I felt like a kike,
Money was after never the same,
My motorcycle is what I blame.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor

[Howling TerrorOutOfOffice]

A lad joined BCF just a few months ago
He asked about the powerbands and how much did we know
Keith answered swiftly and ended the message All the Best
But Ste answered faster and posted a photo of a woman shitting all over this blokes face.... the dirty cunt.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[Rogerborg]

Hickory dickery dock
The noob ran out the clock
The clock struck two,
The noob renewed,
CBT blocka you cock.
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[nowhere.elysium]

Pssh, whatever

/thread
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[swampy]

There was a young man from Mars,
Who's balls were made from brass,
In stormy weather, they banged together,
And sparks flew out his arse...
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S Thompson
"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." Hunter S Thompson

[andy_uk]

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
ten thousand volts shot up its arse,
and turned its wool to Nylon...
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Aprilia Classic 125, GS500E, ER5-A1, ER5-C4, ER6 & an XJ6 project frame...

[Nexus Icon]

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.


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Greetings from Shitsville!

[shereen]

Jesus is dead
Joan Rivers is too.
Poems are hard
Bacon
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"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had"

[Ratty]

Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece was black as soot
and everywhere that Mary went-----
His sooty foot he put...
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FFS.....
We buggers need to get a life

[Fisty]

Boom boom boom boom
Boom boom

BOOM BOOM BOOM
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[pepperami]

Mary had a little lamb, it lived in a bucket, because every time it got out the dog would try to fuck it!

Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her so she ate that as well !
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[covent.gardens]

JiveBunny had a welded sprocket
And a fictional R6 rocket
I'll meet him one day
Why?, I hear people say
So I can punch him and break his eye socket

[i.p.phrealy]

Mary had a mini skirt,
Split right up the sides,
Whenever Mary wore the skirt
The Boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt,
Split right up the front,
She didn't wear that much.
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it is impossible to lick your own elbow...
and if you just tried you need professional help.
Finally allowed a big bike 19/03/14!

[pepperami]

As I was walking past St-Pauls, a lady grabbed me be the elbow!
She said "you look like a man of courage and pluck, would to come with me and have a cup of tea?"
"It might cost you a shilling*, it might cost you a bob*, it all depends on the size of your teacup!


* 5 pennies old money
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[thx1138]

Roses are red
Violets are violet, but for the purposes of this poem can we agree that they are blue?
This poem sucks
and so do you

[The Shaggy D.A.]

As per one of my T-shirts...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[andyscooter]

there was a litle worm wiggleing on his belly

i asked if he would come inside

and see whats on the telly


spike milligan
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Flatbadger]

[pinkyfloyd]

Marys lamb had foot and mouth,
The vet he came and shot it,
But Marys father got there first,
And now her mothers got it.

Billy, in one of his nice new sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;
Now, although the room grows chilly,
I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear,
I've often seen her little lamb
but Ive never seen her bear!
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illuminateTHEmind wrote: I am just more evolved than most of you guys... this allows me to pick of things quickly which would have normally taken the common man years to master
Hockeystorm65:.well there are childish arguments...there are very childish arguments.....there are really stupid childish arguments and now there are......Pinkfloyd arguments!
Teflon-Mike:I think I agree with just about all Pinky has said.

[Fisty]

Roger's a rabbit,
Donald's a duck,
Jizzbunny crashed,
I don't give a single fuck.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret