So long and thanks for all the fish.

[Visitor Q]

Well, after a solid decade on here annoying you all, I'm off for a while.

I had too much fun at the BBQ to leave forever, but definitely need to avoid BCF while I am studying for the next 5-6 months.

I have next to no self-control, and want to try to immerse in Chinese as much as possible, so I will probably ask G to lock my account for me until future notice.

Feel free to point and laugh if I turn up on here before January 2014.

You'll have to get your tales of turtles, drugs and sex from Alpha now

Seriously though, BCF has been a wonderful thing to have at my disposal for so long, so thank you all for that. Especially the many (well needed) "you're being a cock" posts, they were actually really appreciated.
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China traffic/travel bike vid - When I make a sweeping statement, please add the word 'statistically' in to the sentence before you bitch...
From September 2014 to January/February 2015 I will not be using any English, nor reading any. As such, I won't be on here. PM at will, but I won't be checking/posting unless in emergencies. Certainly not for the first couple of months. Please berate me savagely if I break that rule...

[Bunny Lingus]

Good luck fella, gws msg
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Bunny Lingus & The Flipside Faggots

[Tungtvann]

BCF is stopping you be Chinese?

[Visitor Q]

[thepuma]

[Pete.]

[Harold_Shand]

I think you're wong, but fair play, hope it puts a new slant on things for you
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BCF's 6th favourite poster 2009-2010

Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[neil.]

I hope you have lots of fun immersing yourself in the Chinese. Fnar fnar...
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CBT February 2008 | A2 June 2008 | Yamaha YBR125 (written off) | Honda CBF125 (current)

[ScaredyCat]

Technically is this a flounce?
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Honda CBF125 ➝ NC700X
Honda CBF125 ↳ Speed Triple

[nowhere.elysium]

He frounce rongtime.
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'10 SV650SF, '83 GS650GT (it lives!), Questionable DIY dash project, 3D Printer project, Lasercutter project

[andyscooter]

[sensi5446]

[Rogerborg]

Frounce.

[Crikey, you need to get in quick with the lacism here ]
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Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike

[Eddie Hitler]

Logging on every week or fortnight won't hurt. Totally banning something would just make me crumble and become even more addicted. .

Good luck man. I have alot of admiration for what you're doing (adopting the same lifestyle next year in South America). .

[gbrand42]

Can't we all agree to post in Chinese for the duration?

How hard can it be?
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Yamaha RD50M, Honda C90, Yamaha RS100, Yamaha RD125LC, Honda XL125 V9 Varadero, Honda NT700VA, Honda VFR800X, Honda CRF1000L, Honda ST1300 Pan European

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

[Ste]

You'll be back.
And you.
And you.
And you.

https://i.imgur.com/O9FR6kt.jpg

[bikertomm]

Sum ting wong?
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07' Honda Hornet now full powaah! My guide on performing an oil change!

[Doovy]

Take care dude
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[hellkat]

Oi, do you mind, there's no fish here.
*flares nostrils so as to sniff discreetly*

... nope.

Must be sniffing his own fingers again
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

How can we tell if he has really gone?

I'd like to drop not very subtle hints about what particularly pert buttocks he has, and how DIFFICULT it has been for me not to squeeze them when I have been in his immediate vicinity.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Doovy]

Jen !!
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[Tracey Suntan-King]

All the best Bonny, can't comment on your buttocks or fishy aroma but Going to Tesco will never be the same again for me......

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Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right

[orac]

you must be be able to time travel if your going to turn up in jan 2014. please send me some schematics, i want to go back and kick some people heads in who really needed back when i was to young and too dimb to understand the shit they spouting
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Current rides - 2016 Triumph Street Triple Rx, 1994 Suzuki Bandit 400 VM, TGB 204 Classic 125cc
"with nothing left to lose, there is everything to gain. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog"

[Skudd]