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 Posted: 11:57 - 02 Oct 2014  Post subject: Dyspraxia discussion thread. |
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Split from "A2 bike for a clumsy bellend?" Thread. Try to be a bit less personal folks?
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I always thought I was just a bit of a cunt but this thread enlightened me. I actually must suffer from anti social personality disorder and post traumatic stress disorder. Therefore I am not a cunt, I'm some form of spastic and require a blue badge, free money and lots of understanding.
Ohh I also suck at maths so I must have Dyscalculia and I can't do that thing where you spin a pen around your thumb so I must have penspinspergers. |
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Posted: 15:49 - 02 Oct 2014  Post subject: Re: A2 bike for a clumsy bellend? |
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| trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote: | More SEN kids meant more money. |
| TheSmiler wrote: | If we are playing the label game; I'm dysrpaxic, Aspergers, Austio Arthritis, Secondary Raynauld's and borderline dyslexic. |
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Adjust your speed before cornering/roundabouts.
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Don't Tef on his buzz. 
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| Posted: 10:46 - 03 Oct 2014 Post subject: |
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I would like to point this out:
Stating I have something "wrong" is not the same as labeling myself.
I have shit wrong. I don't use it as an excuse to not do something because "ooh, that looks a bit difficult, better pull an excuse out of my hat". That is not me. If you knew me (and none of you do, at least not face to face) you'd know I was a persevering little shit who will keep at it until I do it right in my own head. But being realistic needs to take precedent with stuff that can either get expensive or hurt me or even kill me. I fell off my bike yesterday trying to get on it for fuck's sake. 
| wr6133 wrote: | I always thought I was just a bit of a cunt but this thread enlightened me. I actually must suffer from anti social personality disorder and post traumatic stress disorder. Therefore I am not a cunt, I'm some form of spastic and require a blue badge, free money and lots of understanding.
Ohh I also suck at maths so I must have Dyscalculia and I can't do that thing where you spin a pen around your thumb so I must have penspinspergers. |
Nah, sounds like you're a cunt. No need to mock and tar people with the same brush. I don't have a blue badge, nor do I expect to be treated differently (in fact it's slightly offensive if people think I need treating differently - I'm not a mong, I can use my brain it just works differently). Okay, fair enough. I'm on disability benefits. But if you're entitled to something then why would you not claim it?
I'm shit at maths too - I've got the maths age of a 10 year old, and that's been statemented by a educational psychologist. Do I have dyscalculia? No. Because I can still do maths.
Yeah, fair enough. Some people do milk it (and I know people that do, trust me). I don't.
| trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote: |
So much this.
But then - look at what schools have been doing for the last 15-20 years. Education policy, for at least a decade and a half now (probably two) has brought about a somewhat perverse set of consequences, whereby - in light of funding cuts - schools sussed out that they got more funding if they had more "statemented" kids.
So as budgets shrank in real terms, more kids got statemented special educational needs (SEN). More SEN kids meant more money.
When I was at school, dyslexia had barely even been heard of - never mind fucking dis fucking praxia, aspergers and god knows what other bullshit condition. Dyslexia was if anything just a way for bourgeois parents to explain away the fact that their progeny was dense.
But as soon as extra funding became available for all these new fangled conditions suddenly every other dude's a virtual mongol.
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Yeah, that's how it works. Councils trying to save money and all of a sudden kids are all mongs, so the schools get more money again. I wasn't one of those kids. I wasn't statemented until I was nearly 21 (!) for dyspraxia. I knew I had it but I didn't get any extra support at school. I got diagnosed with depression at 16. I got diagnosed with autism (Asperger's) 3 weeks ago, aged 22. I didn't milk the school system, nor the college system for that matter.
I take offence at them being "bullshit" conditions though. They are real (regardless of if you think they are or not). Maybe they're over-diagnosed. I personally think they are and I say that as somebody who has them.
Too many parents think little Miles or little Isabella is dyslexic when in fact they just can't face the fact that they're just a bit fucking dim and won't live up to their little middle class wank-fest of having a lawyer or a doctor for a child and their neighbours looking down their noses at them for not having what they deem to be a successful set of kids.
Thing is, people do genuinely do suffer with these conditions. But to say they're bullshit is wrong. It makes light of the fact they exist and maybe it's because you grew up in a time when kids weren't dyslexic or whatever, teachers just assumed "he's a bit of a window licker, put him in the remedial class". People used to think the same about people being gay - it was a mental disease, all that. It wasn't decriminalised until 1967 and declassified as a mental illness until 1973. Now gay couples can get married. Agree with that or not, it's happening. Same as these bullshit conditions you seem to think exist solely to fund schools. Maybe the percentage of people who are statemented is too high, but don't fucking tar the people who genuinely have a reason to be statemented. We don't like those fake gimps either. |
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Don't expect to be treated differently but sit on your arse claiming disability benefits. Yep you definitely used your brain to figure out why work for a living when you can leach off the rest of us.
Yeah I'm a cunt but you are just a lazy clumsy tosser who figured by screaming the name of some syndrome you can live the easy life.
You deserve tarring and mocking you fucking reptile. Disabled my arse. |
I don't sit on my arse doing nothing. I'm in education. I'm studying for a degree. So fuck off with your "hurr your a lazy scumbag" shit. I'm not. I work fucking hard for my education (that might I add, I pay for!). Not only that, if you can live off 320 quid a month then I'd like to see how you do that. Because I can, just. Out of that comes food, a phone bill, rent and paying off my previous lot of student grants that I owe because I dropped out after one term.
How am I lazy exactly? Because I don't work full time? Because I don't have kids to care for? Fuck off. Not having a job doesn't make me lazy. I'm sat on here today because I've spent the last 3 days shitting through the eye of a needle. In the last 3 days I've had about 20 shits. None of which have been solid.
If I could be at college studying, I would be. If I could fit studying around employment, I would. But I can't. I don't live "the easy life". That would be claiming dole (which might I add, I don't fucking do even though I'm unemployed and i'm entitled to claim because disability benefits aren't means tested against any other income or benefit), drinking the week away with a packet of fags. I live off 80 quid a week. My student loan is going towards a house deposit or start up cash for a business when I've got my degree.
So don't you fucking dare sit there and tell me I'm lazy and I make up shit to get free money, because I don't. Would you like to read the pages of reports I've got from psychologists about my learning difficulties and depression?
Here's something for you, dipshit: disabilities aren't always visible. People with cancer can get blue badges, but they're not mobility impaired, are they?
God you're a total fuckstick. If your ma would have been a bit more of a slag maybe she'd have swallowed you instead.  |
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Well, I was going to go with "Münchausen's, the voluble killer," but I guess we're beyond that now.
Inb4 F&FW. 
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How am I lazy exactly? Because I don't work full time? |
That is exactly why you are lazy. I have managed to study 120 points at level 3 toward an OU degree this year, work a job and all that despite being doped up to the eyeballs on painkillers for a fucked spine. So telling me you can't study and work is fucking laughable
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My student loan is going towards a house deposit or start up cash for a business when I've got my degree. |
Oh so when you have your degree you can suddenly then work? What's wrong without the degree you are more disabled? Or you think the jobs you can do now are beneath you so you'd rather be a leaching parasite.
| sabian92 wrote: | So don't you fucking dare sit there and tell me I'm lazy and I make up shit to get free money, because I don't. Would you like to read the pages of reports I've got from psychologists about my learning difficulties and depression? |
I will sit here and tell you, you are a lazy shit. Learning difficulties don't stop you stacking shelves part time and what the fuck do you have to be depressed about?
Oh and if you can ride a fucking motorbike you sure as shit can do some work...... riding a bike to deliver food would be an obvious one.
| sabian92 wrote: | Here's something for you, dipshit: disabilities aren't always visible. People with cancer can get blue badges, but they're not mobility impaired, are they? |
Cancer is real you can't compare yourself you lazy, idle, workshy cunt.
| sabian92 wrote: | God you're a total fuckstick. If your ma would have been a bit more of a slag maybe she'd have swallowed you instead. |
And you are a worthless, leaching, skiving, pathetic little reptile. Least I can hold my head up high where as I doubt you can even see light from the fucking gutter you belong in. |
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wr6133, I don't quite follow what work and education you've done has to do with anyone elses working abilities, perhaps you could explain? |
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If I could fit studying around employment, I would. |
His stating this. It is perfectly possible many people do myself included.
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I assume you're a medical professional from what you've concluded about sabians ability to work and if he is depressed? |
Common sense says feeling sorry for yourself and being a clumsy cunt does not stop you working, if it did we would have near universal unemployment. Sabian himself has stated he will open his own business once his degree is done so as I said if he can work then what is stopping him now?
| Ste wrote: | Cancer is indeed real but you didn't answer his question. |
He is trying to force a comparison between his bullshit and cancer. There is no comparison. Cancer is an actual thing, everything he "suffers" from is something he could walk in to a GP and spin a line on.
| Ste wrote: | You say you can hold your head up high, I know you've got your head stuck up your own arse but I didn't realise it was quite that far! |
Oh you'd be shocked how far it fits up there however unlike the OP I earn the money for the toilet paper to wipe the shit off it when I occasionally pull it out. |
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In all fairness you could very easily work around studying even if it was only part time. Loads of my freinds did it & as such I do think you're being lazy & making excuses.
The your mum stuff is pathetic, I also think you are a bit of a mug for this. 
However, wr6133 is evidently doing what I do. Having a bad day, getting a full on rage going at the first person on BCF to engage in a little dickery...perhaps a more than a little OTT?
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| MarJay wrote: | You know that thing you have where you misjudge social situations? I fear you have misjudged this one. However, it doesn't stop you from riding a bike, so go and do it already. |
I often do. I don't misjudge cunty people though. I spend enough time with them to know from a mile off.
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That is exactly why you are lazy. I have managed to study 120 points at level 3 toward an OU degree this year, work a job and all that despite being doped up to the eyeballs on painkillers for a fucked spine. So telling me you can't study and work is fucking laughable |
Good for you. We each have our own circumstances. Also level 3 is mong-level. It's not hard. I know, I did one 2 years ago. Got triple distinction in it without really trying. My circumstance is that I wouldn't be able to juggle work and studying without seriously compromising my studying that I'm paying 6k a year for. If I wanted to waste my life I wouldn't blow 6k a year doing it.
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Oh so when you have your degree you can suddenly then work? What's wrong without the degree you are more disabled? Or you think the jobs you can do now are beneath you so you'd rather be a leaching parasite. |
No, that isn't what I said is it? I didn't say I was magically able or not able to work. But I won't be studying for a fucking degree either, which will help contribute to being able to start working because I won't be pulling my hair out trying not to fail the last 3 years of my life. Not that you'd know, Mr. "I've got half a level 3 but I think I know everything about everyone".
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I will sit here and tell you, you are a lazy shit. Learning difficulties don't stop you stacking shelves part time and what the fuck do you have to be depressed about? |
Sit and tell me. You're the one who's on BCF at work, so who's lazy now? Least I've got an excuse to be at home, because my tutors wouldn't take kindly to me shitting in their classroom.
I never said they did. But I don't have time in the week to work along side my studying, and I live in a county so economically repressed it may as well ask Kim Jong Un for advice.
If you want to know why I suffer with depression, fair enough. I'm depressed because I grew up being molested, battered, kicked and shit on by a narcissistic paedo for the best part of 8 years. I have anxiety problems. I've been off my tits on anti-depressants since April and they don't fucking work. Course, you know everything, don't you? I forgot. My apologies. My problems aren't good enough for you, or something?
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Cancer is real you can't compare yourself you lazy, idle, workshy cunt. |
Show me where I compared myself to somebody with cancer? All I said was they're able to get a blue badge but they're not physically impaired. I don't have a blue badge. No comparison whatsoever. Also, nice little dig about it not being real. Would you like some proof?
Try clicking here, here, and here. Oh and here too. You know, only the NHS website.
Also judging by the rest of the shit you've posted you clearly can't read that well. Maybe the library has a "Not being an ignorant spunknugget for idiots" lying about.
| Ste wrote: |
You say bullshit, medical professionals say otherwise.  Sure anyone can walk into a GP surgery and spin a line but that doesn't get a diagnosis. That only happens after referrals to numerous different experts who'll do numerous different tests. Going to the gp and saying "hai, I'm depressed and a clumsy cunt" won't get you anywhere and it certainly won't mean you're eligible for benefits. |
Indeed. I had to spend 800 quid for a private psychologist to diagnose me because my local health authority doesn't think over 16's matter when it comes to learning sperg-itis. It really is not as simple as "hurr i'm a sperg giev me money pl0x". Trust me. It's taken me years to get a dyspraxia diagnosis, over a year to get an Asperger's one, and probably another 12 months in the waiting because my doctor also thinks I might have Attention Deficit Disorder, or some shit like that.  Least I can get Ritalin for that, or is medicating stuff not good enough for you either, wr6133? |
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