Twatting Arse Balls !!!!

[dolly3900]

Three guesses at who left his lid outside last night , when it has absolutely pissed it down for the past six hours.

Rather moist is an understatement.

Suppose it'll have to be van today then.


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2002 Rieju RS2-50 (Sold, spares or repair), 2010 Suzuki DR-125SM (Traded for ->), 2007 Honda CBF 600 (Sold), 2010 Suzuki V-Strom 1000 (Briefly, now returned), 2007 Suzuki Intruder 1800m (Even More Briefly, traded in for ->), 2014 Suzuki V-Strom 650

[drbaig]

I've done that. Not with the helmet but with gloves.

Couldn't figure out for the life of me where I had put them only to see them outside on the bins through the window.

They had been soaking throughout the night and pouring rain.
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yzf 600r

[Dave70]

Look on the bright side, at least it's had a wash.
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2012: R125 killed by white van. 2016 R125 killed by 30,000 miles of redline. Current: 2016 Kawasaki ER6f.

[MC]

Chuck the lining in the wash and it should be alright. Never left gear out, left my keys in the bike a few times If I parked on street and not in my garden I wouldn't have a bike by now
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Yamaha MT-03 '08 (crashed)
Honda XR-125L '04

[Dave70]

[Rogerborg]

[barrkel]

[WD Forte]

Not done the lid trick yet, but left the keys in the bike
a few times.

Glad it not just me done that
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bikers smell of wee

[map]

From my research on washing helmet lining it is best to let it dry slowly.
IIRC something like an airing cupboard is ok but 'forcing' it on a radiator, hairdryer, etc. is a no-no.

Also IIRC it can take a while to dry. To paraphrase Star Trek 2 Wrath of Khan movie, think days instead of hours.
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Gibbs, what did Duckie look like when he was younger?

[Richmurrills]

Have left the keys in the bike a few times now. I now make sure that my key is on the same ring as the key for my locks so I have to take the key out of the ignition to lock the bike.

Which is fine until I forget to lock the bike AND leave the keys in the ignition....

[Mudshark]

damn! thought there would be a link to some cheap Chinese 'Twatting Arse Balls' on ebay


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R1250RS
XT660X

[Knacker]

Left my Key in the seat key unlock thingy and only found it when I left work 9 hours later and I couldn't find my key
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Current: Gsxr 600 Srad - GS125 - DT125
Previous: K1 GSXR 1000

[Kierran]

Left the key in the ignition a couple of times under cover, in the seat release more times than I care to remember

Left my gloves outside in the same circumstances, got my spare pair out of my gear box and went down to find them soaked through
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Current Bike - GSXR 750 K5
Current Car - BMW 318i

[henry hoover]

I left a pretty impressive turd in the pan once does that count?
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Cbr600rr 2010 Sold
Zx6r 636 2006 sold
Gsxr 750 L1 current

[J.M.]