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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

What goes through some peoples minds? Ok, here's the story, I normal like to go on the tiles on a Wednesday because schools and colleges have finished so it gets really busy. SO I go out with my mates, have a few, good night so far. Goes to the final place, Jumpin' Jaks (I'm sure some of you will have heard of it). The bouncers, don't know me, but they know my face. When it's busy, their wankers, they won't let you in, so 'ID lads', now I have only ever needed ID once, so I don't take it out with me. I'm 18, and EVERYONE, says I look 21+. Anyway, the cunts wouldn't let me or mates in, so we had to go to the take away and finish the night about two hours early. Gets to the take away feeling pissed of, waiting for food my mates food to cook, when a few girls I know came in and started chatting to me. So where in the take away for about two hours and everyone's talking. Starts looking for a taxi because it gets REALLY busy sometimes. Waiting there, looking for taxis, when, out of no where, some guy walks right up to my mate ans says 'What's your problem with **** ********' you know, the usual wanker. But then, about five more come over, surround us all, and there all after a fight, you can just see it, all shoutin' at you, starin' like crazy. So where all like 'Don't even know who he is', so one of the guys says 'Touch him and i'll stab you all!'

I just thought to myself, what is the mentality of some people. Who carries a knife with them!?

Having a good night (excluding the bouncers) until they started. In the end, my mates jumped in a taxi, I was on my own, and just went back home, but I swear someone was following me.

Sorry for ranting on.
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

Oh, and another thing, in relation to that kid that got killed by his fellow pupil. You'd think that at a bloody night club they'd have metal detectors or something. But no, nothing, and the bouncers don't even frisk you, their too busy flexing the pumped up, steroid muscles
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rsooty · Spanner Monkey Joined: 16 Jun 2004 Karma :

First of all, always take out 2 forms of ID, that way if they do ask(they always do when I don't take mine) you have some ID, then if they say 'this ones fake' you have a second. I always take my MOD 90(army ID) and provisional licence.

Now for the sympathy...

I was also out last night with a few friends, then saw a school mate i hadn't seen for 3 years, he was celebrating his 18th birthday and was having a good night in the pub and also in the club untill around midnight. The guy is sound enough, although a bit shy and would fit a 'gay' stereotype, but he's a good laugh and wouldn't piss anyone off. Anyway, at around 12 a group of chavs decided to wind him up by slapping his arse and dancing around him in a mocking way. This was forced to a halt as me and my friends decided to have some fun and started slapping the chavs arses and 'grinding' them Laughing

they didn't like it being done to them so started getting irritated. We decided to move away from them as it wasn't worth the hassle. They then followed the guy who's birthday it was to the toilet, so the rest of us followed them. The chavs were soon dragged out of the toilets by us and then thrown out the fire exit, we then let the bouncers know what had being happening.

Sooty

(Sorry about ranting in your thread.)

Visitor Q · $25 whore Joined: 30 Apr 2004 Karma :

yep britain today is all im gonna say. Come to stevenage. I saw some girl get followed the whole old town and a fight start with about 5 people involved.... over her drinking cider.
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

I don't have any forms of ID, I've never needed it. Don't have passport, don't have provisional, don't have college ID anymore. Never mind. I think we should take a leaf out of the American's book and start having bouncers at the door who aren't tits and do they job a bouncer is supposed to do. Not just stand there for 30 mins, move to next spot and repeat the process. A lot of bouncers in Blackburn do drugs, ironic how they throw people out for doing them, yet their allowed. Well, not exactly allowed but you know what I mean. Why can't people just keep themselves to themselves and get along for fuck sake. If you have something stupid to say, keep it to yourself. If you want to hit something, hit a wall or something. I don't know. Anyway, do you need to have a passport to be in the Army sooty, with traveling to world and all that?
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

Yeah, maybe getting frisked would be demoralizing, but there ain't nothing wrong with walking through a bit of metal. That would solve a lot of crime in clubs. I'm sure that the problem is much much worse down south as it's more busy there.
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Superabusa · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Karma :

My mate used to own a large nightclub in Reading, they had a shooting there a few years ago & the place was never the same again, people just wouldn't go there anymore.
All clubs should have metal detectors, it's not as if they're expensive.
As for what happened to you, well IMO you should have just smacked straight up, there's no way his mates would have done anything, they'd have shit themselves & buggered off.
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

lol, problem was though Superabusa, there was I think five, or six of them, and only three off us. Plus I'd had a several vodka red bulls (How nice are they!) and a few pints so the fists of fury wouldn't have been that good. Surely just whacking a metal detector at front door would suffice? Oh, and this may seem stupid, but, does tin foil set of a metal detector?
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Superabusa · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 19 Jul 2004 Karma :

As you said,
"out of no where, some guy walks right up to my mate ans says 'What's your problem with **** ********'"
He's the one you hit, no messing, no talk, just whack, as hard as you can, the surpris eis usually enough, if it isn't...hit him again, only harder.
& yes tin foil will set off a metal detector, are you a junky or something?
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

Lol, am I heck! I was just wondering because it could stop weapons getting in, and drugs such as those that they take with tin foil, don't know what drug though.
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

Metal plates?! Ouch!! How that happen?
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Adam.I · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 Jun 2004 Karma :

lol, I gather that it through an operation, but I mean why.
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Big Pete · Spanner Monkey Joined: 18 Jul 2004 Karma :

some implants will set off some metal detectors, it depends on the material used for the implant and the type of detector used. You can get a little yellow card from your doc that lists the metal thats in you, it prevents people strapping a combat knife to their leg and saying "I`ve got a pinned leg"
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