16 ft boat needs moving

[unitynotsocri...]

I have a 16ft keelboat that needs moving from Glasgow to Elland , Yorkshire ,have the petrol money and more ....

Anyone interested ? can offer a few weeks use in return as well as cash/expenses.
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[thx1138]

or sail it along the clyde, round the mainland, along the channel, up the north sea to Kingston upon hull, and along the rivers to eland

[unitynotsocri...]

my twisted bowel n fcked diaphram wont allow that,my health is getting worse by the month . I have a farmer mate who will let me put it on his land with ac power so i can work on it this winter.
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[Wonko The Sane]

AA cover?

Attach car to boat, break car beyond AA's repair (or better still, get a borked car)

Phone AA, get towed all the way there!
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[hellkat]

Are you gonna live on it?
(whether on the water or on land)
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[unitynotsocri...]

partly , although my tent is bigger. I ve got some video cameras , a newish tablet ,solar panels and batteries . i want to kit it out for filming next year.its too small to live in really , unless i poo in a bucket and live of raw seagulls , which is ,incidentally much more preferable than my state provided slum with mice,damp,fungi and no water in salford.

Funny realy I live in a tent most of the time yet pay council tax just so i can have an address and not be treated like some homeless smakhead/pisshead.

Hopefuly one day i can sail away from this wretched pisspot of a country and live somewhere where theives have their hands cut of and you dont need a license for a gun or a fishing rod......like international waters.

There is always room for an intelligent sexy experienced sublime female to live with me in my scampi inspired dream......as long as shes not some brit bitch and does nt want a fitted kitchen and washing machine......any takers for kipper heaven?
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[hellkat]

If I see one, I'll point her in your direction
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[unitynotsocri...]

if poss , about 45 to 60 , two six to three foot ,strong silent type with her own lifejacket and whistle.NOT CHINESE THOUGH
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[Northern Monkey]

Off topic. I used to have a similar sailing boat to that but had to get rid due to high marina fees. I renamed it to don't panic. A few years later the next owner had to be rescued from it by helicopter after falling in the sea
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[unitynotsocri...]

marinas and canalas/rivers are just a license to print money. i dont mind paying my insurance or having the saftey kit but paying british waterways 1500 a year just to float it on the water, not including marina fees is a joke. i have lots of cognitive problems,especially time but paying for the priveledge of travelling at 3mph with loads of rosie and jimmers isn t me ,
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS

[Vincent]

If you can wait until Xmas........
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[truslack]

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Not right now I'm afraid, but probably could at some point - currently based in Kent; I do pop back to West Yorks occasionally, but I'm pretty busy for the moment.

(Is a slight possibility I could next weekend as I'll be in West Yorks on Saturday, but so far I've got plans for the Sunday in Kent, which would preclude it.)

[unitynotsocri...]

Hopefully got it sorted , many thanks.
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nearly a normal tax paying tosser.......with ferrileness suzi100,cg125,cb125scb100n,cb175,cd100,cj250t,kh250,c15,125 bantam,super 6,rickman gs750,xt500,250rs,dt175,lifan125,dolomite1850,metro,Morris220ld,morrisfg,leyland princess,range rover,corsa,vw camper .now struggling with legs. MORE ORDER = MORE CHAOS