I was gonna cleam my room...

[Shaun]

... Until I got high

[MaybeGuy]

why dont you get up and find a broom?
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Skudd]

Was that 2002 or 2003 ?
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[D O G]

La da da da da da dah

[D O G]

Could have cheated, and I would have passed, until I got high.

[Feasty]

I woulda taken ma £3k insured R1 out gently then 'let rip'... but then I got high...
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Previous: Aprilia Habana Retro 50cc (beauty), Yamaha SR125 (fell apart), Honda XR125 (nippy little commuter), Honda SLR650 (Geewhizz), Yamaha Diversion 900S (Smoooooth) written off courtesy of a stupid escaped horse.
(7 year gap), BMW F650 (Relaxing ride). Aprilia Caponord ETV1000 (Big and bold). Yamaha FZS600 (got me in trouble too quick!).
Current: Yamaha TDM 900 (Comfy, light but big, power when needed).

[Skudd]

I was going to go down the stairs, but I was already high.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[MonkeyKnuckle]

I was gonna join the army and buy a '98 R1...but then I got high.
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MKGaming.com
2000 Honda CBR600F - Sold! 2003 Honda CBR600RR - Current!

[D O G]

I was gonna make love to you, until I got high.

ooooOOOOOoooo

Was gonna eat yo' pussy too, but I got hiiiigh.

Now I'm jackin off, and I know why, yeah yeah,

Because I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiigh.

[Mr Hammers]

I was gonna finish this sentence, but then I g
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A Guide To Powerbands

[Clanger]

If I get nothing to do, soon, I might think fook it and get high!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind - Dr. Seuss

[Scouse]

Everyone knows that the 'crazyrap' pwns 'because I got high'

[The999Kid]

[pedant]

thats funny... i cant find the word "cleam" anywhere in the dictionary...



[/pedant]
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NDB 19/10/1989 - 1/11/2010 |Nowhere.Elyseum wrote: I get the distinct feeling that Tim should be our secret weapon for future trolling. I don't know many people that can rip the piss in Iambic pentameter

[The Original Muzza]

I was gonna pay my child support...

...and I did, because I am straight edge. I have been clean for seven years and I am an upstanding citizen.
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Current Bikes: Husqvarna Svartpilen 401 (2020)
Former Bikes: Honda MSX125 (2014), BMW Funduro (1996), Honda VT500 (1983), Yamaha FZR250 (1989), Suzuki GZ125 Marauder(2005),:Triumph TT600 (2002) (stolen)
From then on, I and the bicycle feelings deeper.

[Catalyst]

I was going to roll a spliff, but then i got high .
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|--Previous--|:2007 Aprilia SX50...--Current--|: 2007 Kawasaki ER-6N
SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[The Original Muzza]

[The View Askew]

Afroman is actually a very underrated lyricist and rapper, his music is basic, but the lyrics are pure genius, I have say 4 or 5 records of his, my favourite is by far the original album.
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"Do what you always did, get what you always got"

[Skudd]

[Fisty]

I was gonna jizz in my pants, but i got high
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Skudd]

I was going to do a Troll post................ didn't have any weed so carried on.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Doovy]

He's still on it!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8AuMOGx_KY#t=225
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Yamaha RXS 100 > Honda CD 250 > Honda Hornet 600 > Honda CBR 600RR > Yamaha RXS 100 > Kawasaki ZX6R J2 > Yamaha FZ1

[Fisty]

Getting high is so 2003, it's all about the dental plan now.
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret