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Gazz
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Just had a thought. Reply with quote

If I keep wearing the same T-shirt, jumper, etc all the time; over and over again, will it eventually get a hole in the center of it where my bellybutton eats all the fluff Question
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Obviously it will. Rolling Eyes

(and some people didn't like my minorities thread Laughing)
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking spam? Is he selling bellybutton fluff?
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Test it and find out then report your findings.
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone else keep their belly button fluff in a jar?

Asking for a friend.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 29 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

My belly button fluff is always blue... Does someone want to swap for another colour?

I would like some green..



Even if i wear a green t-shirt... i produce blue fluff...
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:


Asking for a friend.


I'll be your friend Shhh!
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Minty wrote:
Fucking spam? Is he selling bellybutton fluff?


Hope so. My yield's dropped to about a pound per fortnight recently. Really running low at the moment. Sad
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmm

tasty.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=belly+button+fluff+jar&espv=2&biw=1255&bih=480&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=NEZSVNmrMo39aP70gtAB&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
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PostPosted: 14:19 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread has tickled me, nearly as much as that one about that fella needing a new toilet that could produce no skiddies.
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, what I'd like to know is belly button fluff purely a man thing? Thinking Thinking
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've just spent a worrying amount of my time researching this.

Apparently, it often comes from your pants and trousers, up to your bellybutton, rather than down from the T.

However, in an average years use, a shirt can lose 1/1000th of it's weight to bellybutton fluff. So if we say that 'average' use is 1 day out of 7, if you wore it 7 days a week, it would take 142.9 years to wear out.

So I think we can say a shirt will wear out from other means before your bellybutton wears it out.

Also, bellybutton fluff is very flammable. So if you're ever hiking and can't light a fire, dig about in your abdomen.
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Clanger wrote:
Hmm, what I'd like to know is belly button fluff purely a man thing? Thinking Thinking


It's more of a man thing because women have less hair, and the hair they do have is less coarse.

The hair drags it into the bellybutton.

Also means fat people can collect more.
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a belly button but, I don't get belly button fluff.

https://i.imgur.com/Y5CbWME.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

You are an alien ! Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:
Anyone else keep their belly button fluff in a jar?

Asking for a friend.


There's no room, my jar is full of toenail clippings.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
I have a belly button but, I don't get belly button fluff.

https://i.imgur.com/Y5CbWME.jpg


Are you one of those pinko Commies with an outie?
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
garth wrote:
Anyone else keep their belly button fluff in a jar?

Asking for a friend.


There's no room, my jar is full of toenail clippings.


Mine is full of fallen pubes
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slightly off topic, (if there is one)

But I just took a dump and the fucker came out sideways.. sore arse now. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Shaggy D.A. wrote:


Are you one of those pinko Commies with an outie?


Nope, definitely an innie.
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 30 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dave70 wrote:
I have a belly button but, I don't get belly button fluff. Why?


'Dave' is a bluff, you are actually female...Eh?
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 31 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was picking out bellybutton fluff when I opened this thread Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:37 - 31 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

garth wrote:


However, in an average years use, a shirt can lose 1/1000th of it's weight to bellybutton fluff. So if we say that 'average' use is 1 day out of 7, if you wore it 7 days a week, it would take 142.9 years to wear out.



Employ me to push my naked belly button against your belly button and we can wear it down from both sides effectively halving that 142.9 years. Also I'm fat and hairy so I dare say I'm super effective at this. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 31 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wouldn't we get stuck together, like Velcro?
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 31 Oct 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Dave, I also have an innie and have never had belly button fluff.. should I be concerned Shocked Laughing
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