Mind boggling names...

Tarmacsurfer · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jun 2004 Karma :

OK, I've met some people with odd names. Possibly the most memorable being an old friend of mine from Reading who went by the cringeworthy combination of Phillip Micheal Hunt, but whilst browsing the local shops today I heard a young lady (mid twenties or thereabouts, I'd say) calling her child.
'Westlife, get 'ere NOW!'
Shocked

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zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

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I thought some people were a bit messed up in the head including myself, that one takes the biscuit though.

Rolling Eyes

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iCraig · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2004 Karma :

Britney and Avril seem to be coming common names up here with the salford scum Laughing

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Wave2k · G's Stalker Joined: 06 Apr 2004 Karma :

ive heard names in high school like
Alva, mercedes-Benz(<--for real) and other dumb names
my favorite name has to be jesus lol
some dude at my work called that Thumbs Up

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Robby · Dirty Old Man Joined: 16 May 2002 Karma :

Jesus is quite a popular name in Italy and all round the heavily catholic parts of the med.

Mercedes I have no problem with. Calling your child mercedes-benz is just cruel.

I used to know a guy called Will Fagg.

iCraig · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2004 Karma :

I'm gonna call one of my kids Suzuki when I have em, Laughing

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Fallen Angel · Franny the Nanny Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

When I was younger we used to go to a lot of raves and there was a girl that called her kid Rave-on!!!!! Shocked

How bad is that?

Poor bloody kids though!!
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Fallen Angel · Franny the Nanny Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

LMFAO - Dick Holder, that's the funniest ever!! Laughing

Poor bloke!

p.s. I've decided not to go to BDB, it's too far of a drive - over 300 miles. We've already drove to Glastonbury and back this year - I think once in a couple of months is more than enough!! Maybe next year though!
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JodieWodie · Reflective Banana Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

I know a 'Charmaine'...'Mercedes'...'Porsche'....
Shocked

ALL sisters

Shocked

ok
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I used to go to school with a girl called Amanda Dick
Shocked

She NEVER got teased !!
Weird that

Laughing

Jo xxx
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Fallen Angel · Franny the Nanny Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Karma :

Amanda Dick must have been hard then, 'cause if you were called Amanda Dick at my school you'd have got your head kicked in!!! I went to school in a dodgy bit of Glasgow!!!
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Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

I'm convinced the helpdesk people at our hosting company are making up comedy names to amuse themselves. So far I've spoken to Ashley Starbuck, Kane Bunting and Murray Scotland. Our new account manager is called Bolah Salammi. Mr. Green

Kickstart · The Oracle Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Hi

I work for a major electricity supplier, and some of the names we find can be strange. Mrs Malwanker. J R Hartley. Elvis Pressley (loads of them). Miss Orefice, etc.

There was a company in Birmingham whose address was "Floor 8, Suite FA".

All the best

Keith
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Leggy_Girl · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Apr 2004 Karma :

we've had teenage mums come into topshop before, calling after their kids with weird names like "Phoenix-Jordan", "chantal-Mercedes" and "Romeo-Miami" Laughing

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T.N.O · Two Stroke Sniffer Joined: 29 Nov 2003 Karma :

An age ago whilst in school we had a teacher whose surname was Willy, the unfortunate buggers first name was Chris and his middle name was peter.
this meant he signed his name Chris P Willy,oh the joy and cruelty of youth.
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Demonic69 · The Pink Rhino Joined: 31 May 2002 Karma :

Kinoo was popular with manor slags a while back. Think it was supposed to be Keanu But the Donna's out there were a bit fick.
I think double-barrel 1st name are awful. My 2nd cousin is calle Ellis-Rose and her rents insist on calling it her, poor kid.
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hippies come up with the best ones. I went to school with a guy called:

Saltstus Suzanne Arthur Obidiah Moonbeam Millett.

I met some hippies on Lewis one summer solstice whose kid was a right little shit, about five years old and he spat, kicked and threw stones at anyone and everyone, his parents just let him. His name was Axle and he had a mullett Rolling Eyes

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dipsy · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

There's a girl in a local school that my son goes to called Prudence Pineapple, and a little boy over the road is called Gauge Smile

We named our daughter Nina after Carls bike as we couldn't agree on any names so we just took the j out of ninja, but she only ever gets called Beanie and my 16 yr old daughter gets called Boo which can be imbarrassing when you in Crewe and you shout her Smile

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The Tot · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

Nah, check out my baptist name... Egidius i mean WTF were my parents on (latin translation = Giles = Follower of St Francis of Assisi i.e. Dad's name)
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d9720267 · L Plate Warrior Joined: 25 Jul 2004 Karma :

I once knew a girl whose name was Rachel. Not such a bad name, you might think, only her second name was Machel . . .

Plus I met a Helmuth (pronounced 'helmet') Shutz (pronounced 'shoots') once.

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R1stu · Shrek! Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Karma :

My daughter is called Niamh! (Neve) But came across this in funny stuff.
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Phil. · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

Were round a mates house ages ago, his step brother were playing football in the garden when his step dad said to him "get him in an tell schmeichel to go home.

So i says, what they call him that for, he looks nothing like..

Turns out his dad is a big united fan an schmeichel were his first name.

If i were him i'd ask for a gift vouchers from deep poll for my 18th.