What happened to Bodyguard???

[cheeseman]

aka Jizzbunny or whatever.

I could do with a good laugh!

[Ste]

Natural selection happened?

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=3998670

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[Ste]

It could be.

[Rogerborg]

Joined the SAS, can't talk about it.
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[doggone]

Could tell you but would have to kill you..

[swampy]

[BTTD]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder eh?

I'm happy to wait for him to reveal his next great adventure, although riding into a car and a stone wall is going to take some topping. That shit was hilarious.

[Skudd]

[andyscooter]

I reckon the celebrity he was seeing has had him bumped off


Either that or George colony has married him
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[bikertomm]

Rumour has it, he was looking after Dale Winton.

And slipped on some soap.
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[duhawkz]

Maybe one of his eBay frauds has caught up with him and some angry dude turned up at his house and beat the shit out of him.


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[dodsi]

He parted BCF with a kiss an dthen moved on to his next assignment...to protect an archbishop.

[1198]

He contracted a deadly disease when getting his hand tattooed as he couldn't afford a decent place and did it himself with a knitting needle and Bic pen?
if only more bcf'ers had agreed to raise the cash for his 'body art'...

[Skudd]

He has set up a love nest with Hetzer.
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[Baffler186]

He's editing his own magazine, "Welding monthly". The centerfold special explains how to pass off other people's work as your own.
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[andyscooter]

Has he GOS a specialist called mark
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[thx1138]

He's decided to stop being a silly billy, and has gone to college to study hard, and has a part-time job in a warehouse, and is now refraining from being a buffoon online.

[duhawkz]

More chance of me winning the euro millions jackpot on friday
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[gbrand42]

His mum installed a Fucktard dickhead 3000 filter on his laptop and now nothing he says gets through to the internet
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[deadwolf]

Likely gone to fight ISIS, we'll probably hear of his exploits soon enough.
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[Hokum]

Maybe the Vara got it's revenge?
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