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Polarbear |
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Posted: 10:51 - 18 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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MarJay wrote: | Polarbear wrote: | Cars (and wives)
My C Max - 4 new tyres, new discs all round, new pads, tracking, geometry etc. etc. £840.
And to rub it in, wifie curbed her Megane Cabriolet, shredded the tyre and that doesn't have a spare, just goo. So out with the jack, wheel off, drive to garage, get new tyre, drive back and fit, drive to wifies work, pick her up and take to the car. Get home, give her bill for £78 quid.
'I'm broke this month, can i pay you next month. 'yes dear, of course dear'. That's the last I'll see of that. |
Deja-Vu, I remember a similar post to this before... |
That was petrol in the diesel Megane. She is an absolute walking liability with mechanical machinery.
She's lost the locking wheel nut keys. It was taking up too much room in the glove box so she out it somewhere safe.
She broke a rear window when she put the roof down despite me telling her not to do it as the rear window needed a new temic unit and wouldn't work. When she put the roof back up, ping, glass shattered.
And she takes my car for the ferrying the grandkids around, general picking up stuff that won't fit in her toy car and always leaves it empty of fuel
Yes, deja-vu.
AND my youngest daughter takes after her completely, despite being an HGV driver. AAAARRRGH!
I need rum. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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AshWebster Brolly Dolly
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Posted: 11:14 - 18 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Polarbear wrote: |
That was petrol in the diesel Megane. She is an absolute walking liability with mechanical machinery.
She's lost the locking wheel nut keys. It was taking up too much room in the glove box so she out it somewhere safe.
She broke a rear window when she put the roof down despite me telling her not to do it as the rear window needed a new temic unit and wouldn't work. When she put the roof back up, ping, glass shattered.
And she takes my car for the ferrying the grandkids around, general picking up stuff that won't fit in her toy car and always leaves it empty of fuel
Yes, deja-vu.
AND my youngest daughter takes after her completely, despite being an HGV driver. AAAARRRGH!
I need rum. |
do what i do - buy a car they cant (or wont!) drive ____________________ Honda cg125 J reg peice of shit ---> CB650F ---> 2016 CBR600RR
Ford KA ---> 93' MR2 ---> 94'MR2 ---> 98' Subaru WRX STI Ver 3 (track car) |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 22:02 - 19 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Beggars that walk around with a sign that they push in your face.
Yesterday on the tube it was a perfectly pencilled:
"I don't speak English but I need money for food and my family, pls help"
Yeah ... me too, pal ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Sister Sledge World Chat Champion
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hellkat wrote: | Beggars that walk around with a sign that they push in your face.
Yesterday on the tube it was a perfectly pencilled:
"I don't speak English but I need money for food and my family, pls help"
Yeah ... me too, pal |
Or the beggars who have a nice tidy Merc parked two streets away..
Motomadness (Youtube) has some interesting videos. Sometimes bikers try to be nice to those 'less fortunate' than us (there are genuine out there) and will nip off to fetch them some fast food. Quite often they get silence from those 'less fortunate' people which tells a story in itself. |
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Riejufixing World Chat Champion
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Herberts are what gggrinds my gears.
The Boy arrived this morning by Kisbee at about 10:40, having recently vacated his pit at Mummy's house, and 'phoned me (!) from just by the front door.
"What's happened to the van?" he said, so I went outside to see what he was talking about.
Someone had fired a glass ball, like a poorly-made blue glass marble, through the offside rear window.
About 6 hours later, having reported this vandalism, contacted the insurer, and spent about 4 1/2 hours cleaning the van and its contents of floaty flakey bits of very sharp small glass, and the normal bigger cubic bits of shattered toughened glass, I am now relaxing myself.
Still, if I could find who'd done that, they'd eat the glass pieces, and after being kicked in both the guts and goolies for an hour or two they'd crap them out with the lacerated and shredded remains of their guts which would be excellent for repeating the cycle. |
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hellkat Super Spammer
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Posted: 19:42 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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Fucking FB messenger just caused me to accidentally send the same message awarding first prize to two different people in my Spooky Doll competition
Ah, never mind, so long as they don't both pick the same picture as their prize, then I'll be alright, LOL
Part of the prize was promoting their dolls on social media for a week, so that's not such a big effort. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Posted: 23:38 - 21 Oct 2018 Post subject: |
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What.
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waffles World Chat Champion
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At least I know now. The truth hurts. But I appreciate the honesty of BCF, time to shave my head and pull out my teeth so I don’t have to get married! ____________________ Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 186 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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