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LustyLew
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I went to the toilet at work the other day, some dirty fucker had pissed everywhere but the toilet, I wouldn't care but they'd obviously made no attempt what so ever to clean it up.

It grinds my gears, Its not the first time I've seen it either. I work in a office with adults who are supposedly reasonably intelligent, not some care facility looking after the bodyguards of this world. How can someone a) fail so badly to at something we practice daily, by 21 someone would have been for approximately 61000 pisses b) think its acceptable to piss everywhere and leave it for someone else to clean up

They must live like absolute pigs at home


We have those people where I work too. I don't think they're filthy at home, it's more a "fuck it, it's not my problem" attitude. Pisses me right off.

However, on a slight tangent, we have a brand new office, fancy toilets etc. Once thing I have noticed is fancy 'brushed chrome' toilet brushes will break within a few week and are never replaced. We've all had craps and needed to give the loo a scrub afterwards. But you cannot because the brush is broken! Fucks me off as much as the pissers.

I only buy cheap white plastic ones at home now. Not as pretty, but more functional and just replace after a few months.
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
We've all had craps and needed to give the loo a scrub afterwards.

Err no, what are you doing to your toilet Smile Even after a curry explosion the flush gets most of it, a quick wipe with a bit of loo roll gets the rest.
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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LustyLew wrote:
We've all had craps and needed to give the loo a scrub afterwards.

Err no, what are you doing to your toilet Smile Even after a curry explosion the flush gets most of it, a quick wipe with a bit of loo roll gets the rest.


I have impressively large turds! Very Happy Razz
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
some scumbags have stolen my elderly father-in-laws electric scooter (bicycle class) from is drive, it was locked and alarmed, in broad daylight.

I am sure, the "tarmac your drive guv'nor" types bodging a garden pavement three doors down were in no way involved. Mad
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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some scumbags have stolen my elderly father-in-laws electric scooter (bicycle class) from is drive, it was locked and alarmed, in broad daylight.

I am sure, the "tarmac your drive guv'nor" types bodging a garden pavement three doors down were in no way involved. Mad


I hate those bastards with a passion. A group parked on the grass in the next estate over next to the school. Kids were getting threatened for their pocket money, phones and the like on their way too and from school.

One good thing was the police moved them on within 48hours but even in that time they left a pile of shit for the council to clean up. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:
a quick wipe with a bit of loo roll gets the rest.

Below the water line? Shocked Sick
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Win 10 updated last night. Now it won’t boot in windows or repair.
Can’t open control panel to uninstall it.
Messed about in DOS.
Format and reinstalling. Then it’s off with updates

Pee’d off.

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PostPosted: 18:31 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
M.C wrote:
a quick wipe with a bit of loo roll gets the rest.

Below the water line? Shocked Sick

Why would you worry about below the water line, that'll go eventually Wink

Howling Terror wrote:
Win 10 updated last night. Now it won’t boot in windows or repair.
Can’t open control panel to uninstall it.
Messed about in DOS.
Format and reinstalling. Then it’s off with updates

Windows 10 you say... shocker Smile I've had a few BSOD episodes after updates, on multiple systems.
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1st world problems really taking the mick now.
‘Sorry we missed you’ email from DHL. Yeah right so somebody was in and you didn’t leave a card.

Anti inflammatory makes me feel crap.
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
Xmas lights everywhere...... it's still farking november FFS!! Puke
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I don't really see the point of big lumps in cars banging out 400bhp+ on UK roads tbh.
I'm more than happy with 200 horses and 0 to 60 of around 6 seconds but then I don't race around like an un-neutered chav.

So you're wanting a nice lazy 500Nm of torque from a petrol engine at low revs and can knock on the door of 50mpg on motorway runs? That's going be a +400bhp engine right there. Why not a diesel? 'Cause banging into the rev limiter or epic torque fall off half way through an overtake is not cool at all.
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PostPosted: 21:56 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
techathy wrote:
recman wrote:
I don't really see the point of big lumps in cars banging out 400bhp+ on UK roads tbh.
I'm more than happy with 200 horses and 0 to 60 of around 6 seconds but then I don't race around like an un-neutered chav.

So you're wanting a nice lazy 500Nm of torque from a petrol engine at low revs and can knock on the door of 50mpg on motorway runs? That's going be a +400bhp engine right there. Why not a diesel? 'Cause banging into the rev limiter or epic torque fall off half way through an overtake is not cool at all.


How fast do you drive on the motorway?
Admittedly I may struggle to go from 140 to 150 in less than a second but oddly, I've never found myself in that scenario.
I've had all the power I've needed in whatever situation I've found myself in so far tbh.
I also didn't buy the car for fuel economy.
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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How fast do you drive on the motorway?
Admittedly I may struggle to go from 140 to 150 in less than a second but oddly, I've never found myself in that scenario.
I've had all the power I've needed in whatever situation I've found myself in so far tbh.
I also didn't buy the car for fuel economy.

It's not about the top half of the rev-range it's about the bottom half.

Basically at 45mph (1200rpm) I floor the throttle in 7th gear and a 200bhp car is gonna need to be 3rd if not 2nd to keep up. And the big engine will do that while consuming less fuel. If you don't understand why that's appealing then you'll never get why people like these high capacity engines, especially the turbocharged ones.
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 15 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
some fucking asshat nearly made me late for work this morning, they were driving at 35-40 in a fucking 60, it was light, the traffic was reasonably, the weather was ok, it wasn't frosty.

There was no fucking need for it, ordinarily I'd just over take them and get on with my life but there are limited places you can over take on my way to work.

surely people like this could be done driving without reasonable consideration for other road users, you certainly fail a driving test for being unduly hesitant.
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 16 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
some fucking asshat nearly made me late for work this morning, they were driving at 35-40 in a fucking 60, it was light, the traffic was reasonably, the weather was ok, it wasn't frosty.

There was no fucking need for it, ordinarily I'd just over take them and get on with my life but there are limited places you can over take on my way to work.

surely people like this could be done driving without reasonable consideration for other road users, you certainly fail a driving test for being unduly hesitant.


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Faggot, sounds like you need a Focus ST
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 16 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
If were ever to get another hatch back, I would almost invariably purchase a BMW M135i or an M140i
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Paddy. wrote:
duhawkz wrote:
some fucking asshat nearly made me late for work this morning, they were driving at 35-40 in a fucking 60, it was light, the traffic was reasonably, the weather was ok, it wasn't frosty.

There was no fucking need for it, ordinarily I'd just over take them and get on with my life but there are limited places you can over take on my way to work.

surely people like this could be done driving without reasonable consideration for other road users, you certainly fail a driving test for being unduly hesitant.


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Faggot, sounds like you need a Focus ST
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Personally, I'd prefer to have a Toyota took a wrong turn and ended up in a fibreglass factory located in Hethal… can I interest you in a Camry V6? https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=101620
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 16 Nov 2018    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Personally, I'd prefer to have a Toyota took a wrong turn and ended up in a fibreglass factory located in Hethal… can I interest you in a Camry V6? https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=101620


That looks nice. However I doubt I bend enough to even get in it now Laughing
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Off work should feel good.
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Off work, stinking cold, worse of all.... NO FARKING CHICKEN SOUP.
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Polarbear wrote:
techathy wrote:

Personally, I'd prefer to have a Toyota took a wrong turn and ended up in a fibreglass factory located in Hethal… can I interest you in a Camry V6? https://www.bikechatforums.com/download.php?id=101620


That looks nice. However I doubt I bend enough to even get in it now Laughing
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Royal mail. Apparently anything over 25mm in thickness they class as a small parcel, so basically everything Rolling Eyes
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