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M.C
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
Polarbear wrote:

Advice from a man with 3 of the f*ckers. Embarassed

And big fat LOL from the man with none. Retired at 45. Laughing

Get the snip, its the only way to be sure Wink
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I booked an appointment for the snip after two. The third came along before the op.
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PostPosted: 17:00 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Family friend had the op and still ended up with a 4th, apparently it's not always a success, you can bet that was an awkward conversation between husband and wife.

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PostPosted: 17:04 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
M.C wrote:

Who? They get slated by internet experts but I've not had any issues with the WD refurb drives that come up regularly. I got a 2TB for £40 for the Xbox.


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sonnics-External-Portable-transfer-Windows/dp/B0771LDLWK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1547481732&sr=8-3&keywords=Sonnics+750GB+External+Hard+Drive


So, now processing an Amazon gift return request. Hope they don't dick me about.
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I tried very hard to get the orphanage in Peru to move away from wet wipes and use cotton wool and water but no. The cotton wool roll I had taken out was still in the cupboard 2 yrs later!

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PostPosted: 18:47 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
owl wrote:
Family friend had the op and still ended up with a 4th, apparently it's not always a success, you can bet that was an awkward conversation between husband and wife.

*Goldblum life finds a way.jpg


It was risky for a bit because it takes me about 40 minutes to get to the hospital and park up. This means that to have a fresh enough sample to test post-snip, I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients.... I didn't bother. Its been over a decade now though, so I'm guessing I'm a Jaffa.
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
owl wrote:
Family friend had the op and still ended up with a 4th, apparently it's not always a success, you can bet that was an awkward conversation between husband and wife.

*Goldblum life finds a way.jpg


It was risky for a bit because it takes me about 40 minutes to get to the hospital and park up. This means that to have a fresh enough sample to test post-snip, I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients.... I didn't bother. Its been over a decade now though, so I'm guessing I'm a Jaffa.


Normally you send the sample in by post. They commented on finding saliva in mine...
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice....


They told me to bring mine in a petri-dish kept at as near to body-temperature as I could, no more than 30 minutes from my loins... Perhaps they were having a laugh?
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
This means that to have a fresh enough sample to test post-snip, I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients

Shoot me for stating the bleedin' obvious, but is there any reason for glomping in a parked car rather than, say, a hospital toilet cubicle...? Shocked
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
FoF on Facebook wrote:
I tried very hard to get the orphanage in Peru to move away from wet wipes and use cotton wool and water but no. The cotton wool roll I had taken out was still in the cupboard 2 yrs later!

Puke

I thought Andrex was trying to get us to use wet wipes, are they ahead of us? Shocked

Diggs wrote:
I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients...

Nothing weird about that at all Folded arms
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PostPosted: 19:35 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
I found the biggest issue was filling the bottle. It took me 3 rounds to do it.
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PostPosted: 19:44 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Diggs wrote:
This means that to have a fresh enough sample to test post-snip, I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients

Shoot me for stating the bleedin' obvious, but is there any reason for glomping in a parked car rather than, say, a hospital toilet cubicle...? Shocked


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PostPosted: 19:55 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Diggs wrote:
This means that to have a fresh enough sample to test post-snip, I would have had to glomp in the car with a blanket on my lap whilst smiling at visitors and outpatients

Shoot me for stating the bleedin' obvious, but is there any reason for glomping in a parked car rather than, say, a hospital toilet cubicle...? Shocked

And get MRSA on your cock? Folded arms
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Anxiety. It's been bad lately.
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pulled a muscle last week, still farking hurts....thankfully I still have some naproxen...
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wife asking me what I had planned for 2019. Next she will be wanting a Method statement,
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
Anxiety. It's been bad lately.

It'll only get worse... then you die.

HTH.
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PostPosted: 23:17 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Wife asking me what I had planned for 2019.


Tell her you were thinking about watching a movie? Tell her it's a real epic Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 14 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
Anxiety. It's been bad lately.


You're not alone. I actually don't know how I made it to 2019 - Xmas and New Year were appalling for me.
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
MarJay wrote:
Anxiety. It's been bad lately.

It'll only get worse... then you die.

HTH.

I bloody hope not Neutral I do have a theory you do most of your outgoing stuff when you're young and naive to the world, when you gain some experience it scares you Smile
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Riejufixing wrote:
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The best advice you get too late - Don't have them.


"They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one" (from the film)


This film? Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXLJM9f0nA
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PostPosted: 01:54 - 15 Jan 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
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"They're all mistakes, children! Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one" (from the film)

This film? Cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXLJM9f0nA

This one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6xvGu1Gb0I

(not a very good clip, but still; the film's good)
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^that grinds my gears, people filming stuff (poorly) off a screen with a phone/camera then uploading it.
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^that grinds my gears, people filming stuff (poorly) off a screen with a phone/camera then uploading it.


I watched a film oncebought by someone in "the real DVD case"; rather grainy, in the middle of it a chap with wire rimmed glasses stood up in front of the camera, and went off, presumably to the bog, and came back after about 5 minutes. I've no idea how that clip was made.
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M.C wrote:

I do have a theory you do most of your outgoing stuff when you're young and naive to the world, when you gain some experience it scares you Smile


Otoh, when you get older, you come to terms with your mortality more, realising you're actually not going to live forever. By that time, you wonder where your life went, and might start thinking I better get some things done before it's too late. Assuming you still have the energy to do them Laughing
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