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hellkat
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 11 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone cancelled an appointment for interview on me at the last minute this morning.
Nah, really I didn't want to get dressed and come in anyway.
Just as well I hadn't put my lipstick on, yet

... I fuckin hate wasting lipstick ...

Might have to go back to minicabbing for a bit. Don't really want to.
But no point wasting the remains of me PCO licence, doesn't run out til July.

Something will pop up. Always does.
Meantime ... *rustle of Rizla* ...
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 12 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Morrison's pizzas Sick


Try Sainbury's..... frozen or from the hot counter.
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
M.C wrote:
Morrison's pizzas Sick


Try Sainbury's..... frozen or from the hot counter.

I normally buy Tesco ones but was passing Morrison's... never again.
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PostPosted: 09:28 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asda's boxed stuffed crust. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I broke my toe before Christmas and it’s STILL giving me gip Evil or Very Mad
Kin ell! You’d think it would have repaired itself by now.
I clanked it last night and today is a pain killer like sweeties day Shocked .

Four paracetamols already and Voltarol cream on the toe and it still fecking hurts.

Never mind, there there Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 13 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Explosive front and back. I feel like a broken car.
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Explosive front and back. I feel like a broken car.


Ever considered appearing in one of Ste's Gifs?
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
Explosive front and back. I feel like a broken car.


Ever considered appearing in one of Ste's Gifs?


I have a video I'm willing to convert to GIF.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody Valentines, I'm sure its the cause of not one but TWO of my old flames getting in touch with me in the last 24 hours.

Guys, you had your chance.
Shoulda grabbed it when you had it.
I was gagging for it. Yes, from you, both of you, back then.

Honestly.
Men! Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't turn down a threesome on valentines day...
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Bloody Valentines, I'm sure its the cause of not one but TWO of my old flames getting in touch with me in the last 24 hours.

Guys, you had your chance.
Shoulda grabbed it when you had it.
I was gagging for it. Yes, from you, both of you, back then.

Honestly.
Men! Rolling Eyes


Make that 3, PM'd. Laughing
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

*licks pencil, adds Paddy to the list*

Wake me up when someone invents Red Bull chewing gum and I'll see if I have the energy to take them all on at once Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

mpd72 CPT wrote:
M.C wrote:
I wouldn't turn down a threesome on valentines day...


With 2 of Hellkat’s exes? Shocked


I larfed Laughing Thumbs Up , an all male threesome Sick Puke Hand
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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With 2 of Hellkat’s exes? Shocked



Old flames, do you mind. Laughing Laughing

As in "someone who was previously interested but not enough for any form of commitment"

Being an ex requires a certain level of commitment beyond a couple of fun times in the sack.
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

due to unforeseen circumstances I have to be up at 6AM Friday morning.....It's going to be a very long day.
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 14 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
mpd72 CPT wrote:
With 2 of Hellkat’s exes? Shocked


I larfed Laughing Thumbs Up , an all male threesome Sick Puke Hand

Sex is sex Folded arms but yes you have the cool kind with two women, the uncool kind with another guy and the really uncool kind with two other guys.

Obviously that depends on your sexual orientation.
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sex is sex Confused Okay??
Personally, weirdly and in a strange sort of way , I like my partners to be female and preferably alive and human Laughing

I promise you no-one is stabbing my bum hole with any sex organ, or any organ or any other musical instrument Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're a giver not a taker its just like doing your missus up the gary Whistle
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
due to unforeseen circumstances I have to be up at 6AM Friday morning.....It's going to be a very long day.


That's an hour lay in for me on early shift.
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nissan drivers.

Every time I'm stuck behind one, I think to myself they will,at some point, demonstrate a piss poor standard of driving.

Micra drivers: Think their car is 10' wide, so creep through 7' width restrictions at 5mph.

Note drivers: usually in their late 80's and should have surrendered their licence years ago. I'm amazed Prince Philip doesn't have one!

Juke drivers: Covered in 'Little Prince/Princess on board' stickers, yes the driving standard is so shockingly poor, Social Services would probably confiscate the child.

Quashquai drivers: Like Juke drivers but think they're superior because they got the bigger mum truck.

They can all fuck off!

Oh, and the Blackwall Tunnel again. I reckon even if they dropped the speed limit to 20mph, people would still fuck up and panic brake into every fucking corner!
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
due to unforeseen circumstances I have to be up at 6AM Friday morning.....It's going to be a very long day.


That's an hour lay in for me on early shift.

I used to have to wake up at 4.30, get the first tube train, and just about make it in on time Sleeping
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 15 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
due to unforeseen circumstances I have to be up at 6AM Friday morning.....It's going to be a very long day.
I used to have to wake up at 4.30, get the first tube train, and just about make it in on time

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PostPosted: 10:22 - 16 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

LustyLew wrote:
Nissan drivers.

Every time I'm stuck behind one, I think to myself they will,at some point, demonstrate a piss poor standard of driving.

Micra drivers: Think their car is 10' wide, so creep through 7' width restrictions at 5mph.

Note drivers: usually in their late 80's and should have surrendered their licence years ago. I'm amazed Prince Philip doesn't have one!

Juke drivers: Covered in 'Little Prince/Princess on board' stickers, yes the driving standard is so shockingly poor, Social Services would probably confiscate the child.

Quashquai drivers: Like Juke drivers but think they're superior because they got the bigger mum truck.

They can all fuck off!




can we also add fiat500 drivers and Hyundai i10 drivers to this list

personally think anyone who goes to order a i10 should automatically have their licence removed from them


and fiat500 drivers never seem to be looking the right direction or concentrating on what they are doing ie:-driving
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 16 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

LustyLew wrote:
Nissan drivers.


https://ak2.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/9471812/thumb/1.jpg

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And of course there's the dented on every single panel Nissan drivers...


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