Resend my activation email : Register : Log in 
BCF: Bike Chat Forums


Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.
Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 441, 442, 443 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
View previous topic : View next topic  
Author Message

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 16:14 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
And I still don't know why it's suddenly started working. Laughing

Because the pikey twatted it? Smile


Ah yes, the 'hit the tv' method Laughing
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Courier265
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Oct 2017
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:30 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've had to go for a shit 3 times today.....
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

grr666
Super Spammer



Joined: 16 Jun 2014
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:07 - 18 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
I've had to go for a shit 3 times today.....


Ashley... Is that you? Thinking
____________________
Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off. Thumbs Up
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Courier265
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Oct 2017
Karma :

PostPosted: 00:52 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
I've had to go for a shit 3 times today.....


Ashley... Is that you? Thinking


Errrr nope...
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Polarbear
Super Spammer



Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Karma :

PostPosted: 05:08 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Courier265 wrote:
I've had to go for a shit 3 times today.....


Ashley... Is that you? Thinking


He would have said....

I've had to go for a shit 3 times today in my neighbours garden.
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Tracey Suntan-King
World Chat Champion



Joined: 10 Nov 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 12:48 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you buy insurance and as soon as you've paid you get the "How satisfied are you with the service you received from Grabbit & Run insurance?" email.

How the heck are you supposed to know how satisfied you are until you've made a claim?
____________________
Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 16:09 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
He would have said....

I've had to go for a shit 3 times today in my neighbours garden.

He would have said had an explosive shit in a portaloo whilst a milf noshed me off.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Freddyfruitba...
World Chat Champion



Joined: 20 May 2016
Karma :

PostPosted: 17:57 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
How the heck are you supposed to know how satisfied you are until you've made a claim?

What's even more irritating is that loads of people actually do fill in the survey so that G&R end up with gazillions of 5-star reviews on no basis whatsoever.

Mind you, not much difference to the Amazon reviewers who say "Haven't actually tried it out yet but looks good"
____________________
KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

LustyLew
World Chat Champion



Joined: 19 Apr 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:05 - 19 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
How the heck are you supposed to know how satisfied you are until you've made a claim?

What's even more irritating is that loads of people actually do fill in the survey so that G&R end up with gazillions of 5-star reviews on no basis whatsoever.

Mind you, not much difference to the Amazon reviewers who say "Haven't actually tried it out yet but looks good"


Most amazon reviews are shit. So many times it "Amazon took longer than 20 minutes to deliver. Awful!"

Review the product moron, there's a separate review for sellers. Rolling Eyes
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Sister Sledge
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Aug 2018
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:12 - 20 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cold damp weather.
I'm more mature and my joints are worn. Cold damp weather can leave me in agony when it gets to arthritic joints.
Yes I'm angry at pain.
____________________
CCM 404 DS
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Courier265
World Chat Champion



Joined: 01 Oct 2017
Karma :

PostPosted: 22:09 - 20 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Roadworks, getting stuck in traffic, going nowhere fast, Tottenham court road totally FARKED. West end of London is worse than ever.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

duhawkz
World Chat Champion



Joined: 03 Dec 2006
Karma :

PostPosted: 23:30 - 20 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
grr666 wrote:

Ashley... Is that you? Thinking


He would have said....

I've had to go for a shit 3 times today in my neighbours garden.


That's covdude you're thinking of, young Ashley only defecates in layby
____________________
"The guy is a worthless cunt and I honestly believe I would be a slightly happier person if he died." - Chris-Red
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

B0ndy
Spanner Monkey



Joined: 25 May 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 00:19 - 22 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nearly deaded "ride wiv da angels" on the way home, coming off dual carraigeway there's a junction just off it you're supposed to give way - car comes flying through like he didn't realise it was a give way, had to slam on brakes. Couple of seconds later and I would have been brown bread

No apology or nothing, Middle Finger delivered
____________________
CBF 125 -> CB400SF -> GSX600F -> ZX6R (G1) -> GSXR1000 K4 -> ZX6R (B1H Stunt bike) -> VFR800 -> R1 5PW -> Sprint 1050 -> Fireblade 929 -> ZX10R C2H
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 15:03 - 22 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

*Grace Brothers lift operator voice:*
"Fifth floor: menswear, bathroom fittings, soiled laundry."
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

P.
Red Rocket



Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 21:20 - 22 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

B0ndy wrote:
Nearly deaded "ride wiv da angels" on the way home, coming off dual carraigeway there's a junction just off it you're supposed to give way - car comes flying through like he didn't realise it was a give way, had to slam on brakes. Couple of seconds later and I would have been brown bread

No apology or nothing, Middle Finger delivered


Slide into them and nearly deaded, get mega cash, repeat until Bill Gates?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Sister Sledge
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Aug 2018
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:06 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I sometimes wonder if it's worth carrying a pile of stones on the handlebars for times such as that..
____________________
CCM 404 DS
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

P.
Red Rocket



Joined: 14 Feb 2008
Karma :

PostPosted: 09:52 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sister Sledge wrote:
I sometimes wonder if it's worth carrying a pile of stones on the handlebars for times such as that..


Shattered spark plug ceramic. Melt into knuckle plastic.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

hellkat
Super Spammer



Joined: 12 Jul 2004
Karma :

PostPosted: 16:30 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've hidden my "emergency euros" stash in a safe place and now I can't remember where.

Meh.
Brick Wall
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 16:46 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I've hidden my "emergency euros" stash in a safe place and now I can't remember where.

Where Jay stuffed it in the inbetweeners movie?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Riejufixing
World Chat Champion



Joined: 24 Jun 2018
Karma :

PostPosted: 18:03 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who think M8 nuts are suitable to use on M7 chain adjuster bolts.
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

waffles
World Chat Champion



Joined: 04 Oct 2009
Karma :

PostPosted: 18:17 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was followed by a guy through the park today, he was eyeing up my phone but carried on following after I put it away. Wouldn't fuck off despite me telling him to get lost.
____________________
Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
Current rides Suzuki GSXR 600, Honda MSX125
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

recman
World Chat Champion



Joined: 26 Mar 2012
Karma :

PostPosted: 18:51 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
Was followed by a guy through the park today, he was eyeing up my phone but carried on following after I put it away. Wouldn't fuck off despite me telling him to get lost.


What phone do you have?
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail You must be logged in to rate posts

Sister Sledge
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Aug 2018
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:44 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
Sister Sledge wrote:
I sometimes wonder if it's worth carrying a pile of stones on the handlebars for times such as that..


Shattered spark plug ceramic. Melt into knuckle plastic.


Aha! Someone with knowledge of ceramics and toughened glass.
Will be good for faces too.
____________________
CCM 404 DS
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

Sister Sledge
World Chat Champion



Joined: 17 Aug 2018
Karma :

PostPosted: 19:47 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I've hidden my "emergency euros" stash in a safe place and now I can't remember where.

Meh.
Brick Wall


Had a mate who'd get paid (cash) on a Friday, have beers and then head home. He'd hide his money from 'them' and once sober the next day could never remember where he'd put it. He'd then start blaming 'them' for moving it and tricking him.
He once discovered 'they' had wrapped his money in a plastic bag and dropped it into the toilet cistern..
He lived alone.
____________________
CCM 404 DS
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts

M.C
Super Spammer



Joined: 29 Sep 2015
Karma :

PostPosted: 20:16 - 23 Feb 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

waffles wrote:
Was followed by a guy through the park today, he was eyeing up my phone but carried on following after I put it away. Wouldn't fuck off despite me telling him to get lost.

Mugger or sex pest? Confused
 Back to top
View user's profile Send private message You must be logged in to rate posts
Old Thread Alert!

The last post was made 5 years, 35 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful?
  Display posts from previous:   
This page may contain affiliate links, which means we may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. By clicking on an affiliate link, you accept that third-party cookies will be set.

Post new topic   This topic is locked: you cannot edit posts or make replies.    Bike Chat Forums Index -> Dear Auntie BCF... All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 441, 442, 443 ... 696, 697, 698  Next
Page 442 of 698

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum

Read the Terms of Use! - Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group
 

Debug Mode: ON - Server: birks (www) - Page Generation Time: 1.09 Sec - Server Load: 0.19 - MySQL Queries: 17 - Page Size: 134.31 Kb