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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:


I thought it was only me he gave blowies to.
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:


I thought it was only me he gave blowies to.


As if I could bend down that far with my back Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmmmm, Quint Wub
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 11 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
They do things differently now but back then they shaved the skin back to decent flesh, then shave the layers of skin grafts and stapled, yes stapled, them in place. I was on Ketamine for the pain while they stapled away Sick


So how do they do it now?

Let us know if you need, y'know, any ointment applied or what.
I know you still have your rude nursey mates who did it the first time, but I'm willing to lend a hand if needs be Cool Thumbs Up
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I did spend several hours in bromley (NOT LEWISHAM) A and E whilst not compus mentus (i.e.e no idea what I said) and spent a few hours being propositioned by nurses going off shift.

I don't get that amount of action off my wife....
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PostPosted: 00:42 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Let us know if you need, y'know, any ointment applied or what.

Does that offer only apply to people who've had 80% skin grafts, or...?
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Sister Sledge
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PostPosted: 07:20 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah. Other people have ailments too hellKat. Freddyfruitbat has piles that need ointment if you're offering.

(Do you travel up north to rub people down?)
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

No ,but Nobby can rub people up the wrong way
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, he can't reach.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had hoped that perhaps one of the two large local garden centres might be hiring staff, it being spring, but no luck Sad
I rather fancy working at a garden centre.
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 12 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to the other coast and get a job in Beamish working museum Cool
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PostPosted: 02:45 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travis Bickle wrote:
The offending arsetickle:

https://i.ibb.co/sj6Shcw/20190412-220336.png

There's three lessons to be learned here:


No, actually --- there are four. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 04:41 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^
The fourth is that 'There are three lessons to be learned here:'


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PostPosted: 09:55 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Freddyfruitbat wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Let us know if you need, y'know, any ointment applied or what.

Does that offer only apply to people who've had 80% skin grafts, or...?

I'm sorry.
Candidates have to at least be able to invoke my sympathy Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 13 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
hellkat wrote:

Robbie the Greyhound

Sounds like a character from a Guy Richie 'cockney gangster' film....

Laughing You're right.
Next weekend I'm spending ten days in the company of Max the Irish terrier.
He's a mad cunt that chews everything within reach and shags the pillows in the family sitting room.
But he's more than averagely adorable, and he loves it when I spend time with him cos he gets my full attention.
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 14 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

my mate changing his mind about every fucking thing

because of this I was up at half six yesterday washing a car

today I will be leaving a club meet early to look at a new car
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PostPosted: 11:41 - 14 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having to enter my username, password and any other goddam info on my 'smart' TV using the buttons on my TV remote.
And then making a mistake.
Twice.
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I so agree.

4 TV's in the house and everyone has to have whatever BBC/Amazon/Channel4 etc etc. logins done every time there is some sort of update.

When it comes up 'You will only have to do this once' I want to throw a brick at the screen.
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PostPosted: 21:00 - 16 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to grab a bite to eat at local shopping centre, I bought a tasty sandwich and a drink, the only spare table I could find was one next to the wooden divider that breaks up the area.

I got through most of my lunch when the child sitting at the table next to the divider scooped its hair up and dumped it over the top of the divider and right into my drink. Gross knotty hair right in my San Pellegrino that I had only had two sips out of Sick

Hope that kid enjoyed sticky hair. I enjoyed pouring out my full can because I am NOT going to drink hair.
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