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thx1138
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PostPosted: 01:09 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
my body is always refusing to poo when I need it to

like on the morning of a half marathon, or the in the morning just before I hike up Kirk Fell pike and back down


What grinds my gears is today, I got sunburnt working, it's April. Confused
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
All I want to fucking do is RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE!!!!11!!!111!

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PostPosted: 13:56 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
My car is in the process of breaking down so I am now relegated to just two wheeled vehicles for the moment. I actually need a car to move some big boxes to and from work next week so that might put a spanner in the works.

More money to spend on stuff that I don't really want to pay out for Sad
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs.
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PostPosted: 15:27 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
The self scan checkouts in Morrisons.

FMFL.
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote:
Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs.


Cyclists were causing havoc on coastal Northumbrian roads today. Some in huge wide gangs, others pacemaking and weaving all over which stopped vehicles passing and then there were the 'green' cyclists. Totally OTT clothing and riding silly designer bikes (looked like something Mary Poppins would ride) and deciding that the best place to cycle is the mainest road there is despite it actually having a dedicated separate cycle path.
Wouldn't surprise me if some cyclists get run over today.

I always thought 'pacemaking' on the public highway was illegal - cyclists here openly have race days and cause chaos with those too.

I'm not anti-cyclist. I just think some consideration for other road users would go a long way. They should also try using those cycle paths because they're there for a reason - other cyclists have died on that road..
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sister Sledge wrote:
Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote:
Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs.


Cyclists were causing havoc on coastal Northumbrian roads today. Some in huge wide gangs, others pacemaking and weaving all over which stopped vehicles passing and then there were the 'green' cyclists. Totally OTT clothing and riding silly designer bikes (looked like something Mary Poppins would ride) and deciding that the best place to cycle is the mainest road there is despite it actually having a dedicated separate cycle path.
Wouldn't surprise me if some cyclists get run over today.

I always thought 'pacemaking' on the public highway was illegal - cyclists here openly have race days and cause chaos with those too.

I'm not anti-cyclist. I just think some consideration for other road users would go a long way. They should also try using those cycle paths because they're there for a reason - other cyclists have died on that road..


Funny you should say that - there was a car with bikes on a rack behind them, which then overtook on the hill Rolling Eyes gets to the top, and they're parked at the top, waiting for the cyclists... Clowns.
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Being in sunny Cornwall minus my bike is grinding me a bit today. Seen some lovely roads round here in Highhampton.

Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote:
Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs.


On a fairly recent ride I was working my way along a moving queue of about 20 odd cars when I spot the two wnkers
causing it. Two mid 30's ish looking bellends, dressed like they were doing the tour de france but riding at a very
relaxed pace. No good reason for two abreast at all, usually once I get to the front I'll Foxtrot Oscar sharpish and leave
the cagers to suffer their ignorance. But this time I thought some mischief was in order, something about this this day
meant this wasn't overlookable so I pulled up alongside the bike nearest the centre of the road and matched his
18mph (in first gear) and ambled along VERY noisily next to him at his pace effectively becoming the third abreast.

Then I just rode alongside them looking straight forward and pretending not to see the frantic cyclists arm
waving me down the road or hear both of them shouting abuse at me. Earplugs mate... Laughing Maybe they found the
bike a bit loud? Can't possibly have been my road position or pace, after all I just dropped in with them. Laughing
I sat there until the very annoying first gear unbaffled akra finally persuaded the cyclists to alter formation.
Sensing my work here was done, I went back to my usual pace and left the cyclists if a far more polite formation
penned in by a whole lot of cars taking this opportunity to finally get round them.
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
You deserve a medal. The route they were on is the route I like coming home from work on, I try and do it as fast as I can, has a nice hump back bridge I try and fly the car over, but once you're in the twisty bit going up, there's very few passing places.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
grr666 wrote:
...some mischief was in order...


Mischief?
It was an act of public heroics
Cool
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PostPosted: 23:44 - 20 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Until they brake-check you and you go flying over the top of their car.
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PostPosted: 07:46 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
unreliable mate


we have another mate who suffers depression lost driving licence job etc
own fault really but he is a mate and you stand by them

gets a bit of a lift when we take him out to car things

said unreliable mate gets the job of collecting him as lives round the corner (hour each way for me)

last month I bought them both tickets for a breakfast club meet he didn't get up in time
this month he paid for own ticket and invited the other lad
just text to say he only just woke up
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PostPosted: 09:10 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
unreliable mates


I ain't got no time for those.
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PostPosted: 10:48 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).

Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday Evil or Very Mad .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?

I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.

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pepperami wrote:
Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).

Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday Evil or Very Mad .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?

I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.

Kin ell!


I don't believe you Sir.

How did you manage to post on here then?
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).

Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday Evil or Very Mad .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?

I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.

Kin ell!



Sell it on Facebook and meet them on an Aldi or any other supermarket car park. "All good bro' but batteries empty, forgot to charge it bro'" (slap head for effect). Jobs a good 'un, block on FB as soon as you're able.
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
pepperami wrote:
Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad Rolling Eyes
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).

Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday Evil or Very Mad .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?

I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.

Kin ell!


I don't believe you Sir.


How did you manage to post on here then?

Err? iPad or my laptop.
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PostPosted: 14:35 - 21 Apr 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote
pepperami wrote:
MCN wrote:
I don't believe you Sir. How did you manage to post on here then?
Err? iPad or my laptop.

Well if you can't tell an iPad from a laptop I'd say that proves you're a liar... Wink
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I left my phone on the boat yesterday. What a pain.

Went back today to the sum of 0 missed calls and no new messages.

I don't really need my phone.

or no one likes me Crying or Very sad
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