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Posted: 01:09 - 20 Apr 2019 Post subject: |
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my body is always refusing to poo when I need it to
like on the morning of a half marathon, or the in the morning just before I hike up Kirk Fell pike and back down
What grinds my gears is today, I got sunburnt working, it's April. |
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All I want to fucking do is RIDE MY FUCKING BIKE!!!!11!!!111!
____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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My car is in the process of breaking down so I am now relegated to just two wheeled vehicles for the moment. I actually need a car to move some big boxes to and from work next week so that might put a spanner in the works.
More money to spend on stuff that I don't really want to pay out for ____________________ Theory test - 19/8/09, CBT - 11/10/09, MOD 1 - 16/8/10, MOD 2 - 27/10/10
Past rides Yamaha XT125X, Triumph TT600, Honda XR250
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Jewlio Rides Again LLB World Chat Champion
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Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs. ____________________ Mpd72: I can categorically say i’m Brighter than that, no matter how I come across on here.
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Actually I take some of that back. Two-abreast is ok so long as you know you're not unnecessarily holding someone else up. When you're well-aware there's traffic building up behind you and you're making absolutely no effort whatsoever to filter into single-file... You better hope it's not me driving behind you.
</RANT> ____________________ Must Go Faster
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You deserve a medal. The route they were on is the route I like coming home from work on, I try and do it as fast as I can, has a nice hump back bridge I try and fly the car over, but once you're in the twisty bit going up, there's very few passing places. ____________________ Mpd72: I can categorically say i’m Brighter than that, no matter how I come across on here.
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grr666 wrote: | Being in sunny Cornwall minus my bike is grinding me a bit today. Seen some lovely roads round here in Highhampton.
Jewlio Rides Again LLB wrote: | Cyclists, riding 4 abreast uphill on a narrow winding road. Fucking knobs. |
On a fairly recent ride I was working my way along a moving queue of about 20 odd cars when I spot the two wnkers
causing it. Two mid 30's ish looking bellends, dressed like they were doing the tour de france but riding at a very
relaxed pace. No good reason for two abreast at all, usually once I get to the front I'll Foxtrot Oscar sharpish and leave
the cagers to suffer their ignorance. But this time I thought some mischief was in order, something about this this day
meant this wasn't overlookable so I pulled up alongside the bike nearest the centre of the road and matched his
18mph (in first gear) and ambled along VERY noisily next to him at his pace effectively becoming the third abreast.
Then I just rode alongside them looking straight forward and pretending not to see the frantic cyclists arm
waving me down the road or hear both of them shouting abuse at me. Earplugs mate... Maybe they found the
bike a bit loud? Can't possibly have been my road position or pace, after all I just dropped in with them.
I sat there until the very annoying first gear unbaffled akra finally persuaded the cyclists to alter formation.
Sensing my work here was done, I went back to my usual pace and left the cyclists if a far more polite formation
penned in by a whole lot of cars taking this opportunity to finally get round them. |
Genius. Just genius. Will have to remember this one.
https://newsliteimgs.s3.amazonaws.com/110204_jenius.jpg
A bit like when I was telling a mate of mine when I'm in the outside lane of a motorway with other traffic in front of me, if I get a tailgater or someone flashing me from behind trying to get me to pull over to let them pass because they want to go faster that I am going, it only makes me go slower or brake check them. He educated me and said no, that's not what you do! When they flash you to let them pass, do as they've requested, pull over and let them pass...
Then slip in behind them and start flashing them to let you pass, them now realising how much of a bellend they've just been beause they're now in the same position you were before with traffic in front of you. Now I always do this whenever I get someone flashing me to let them pass in a line of traffic.
Little lessons like this are golden nuggets. ____________________ Must Go Faster
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Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).
Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?
I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.
Kin ell! ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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pepperami wrote: | Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).
Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?
I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.
Kin ell! |
I don't believe you Sir.
How did you manage to post on here then? ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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pepperami wrote: | Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).
Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?
I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.
Kin ell! |
Sell it on Facebook and meet them on an Aldi or any other supermarket car park. "All good bro' but batteries empty, forgot to charge it bro'" (slap head for effect). Jobs a good 'un, block on FB as soon as you're able. |
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MCN wrote: | pepperami wrote: | Fock feck fugg fugg ballocks shite shite shite
My phone has gone phut! Just when I need it most (this weekend).
Phone shop closed, no way of even getting it looked at until Tuesday .
The bit that you plug the charger into has gone west?
I’ve got a draw full of old phones, chargers, and sims and nothing is compatible/interchangeable.
Kin ell! |
I don't believe you Sir.
How did you manage to post on here then? |
Err? iPad or my laptop. ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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I left my phone on the boat yesterday. What a pain.
Went back today to the sum of 0 missed calls and no new messages.
I don't really need my phone.
or no one likes me ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 4 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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