Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

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[Ste]

[bhinso]

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[Ste]

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/kazoomusic.mp3

[bhinso]

[Polarbear]

I was sitting on my boat last night. Just me, the fishing rod and some broken windows when i had a God induced bolt out of the blue.

I need another dog. I have my friends dog when he works away but it's just not the same as your own.

So I had a good think anout how i would get it round wifey - It will keep me healthy(ier). It will be company. It will be security. etc.

So armed with this over breakfast this morning I said I fancied having another dog. Her response - Over my dead body. Mine (mumbling) That could be arranged.

So does anyone have any ideas on how to talk a stubborn old cow round to my way of thinking?

Bribery, threats, presents all considered.
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[P.]

[recman]

7 bastard hours with no network coverage. Yes, Virgin.

[King29]

[thx1138]

[Jewlio Rides Again LLB]

People still drinking directly from the taps in the gym, with mouth round it and everything. Tramps. Gonna put some laxatives round the tap for sure.
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[hellkat]

Just get the fuckin dog

Pro tip: get a rescue dog. Not just cos its the best thing you can do for a dog, but also, she will feel terrible if she tries to talk you into sending it back.
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[hellkat]

Worst case scenario: she will leave you.
You'll still have the dog.

Other annoying scenario: She'll nag you forever about having got the dog. That's why God invented ear plugs.
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[hellkat]

[A100man]

[King29]

I've had a really bad 24 hours. Doped up on Co-codamol/Paracetamol which makes me feel sleepy. My ear infection has spread to my other ear and the Otomize ear spray made it itch so bad that I had to rinse it out in the shower and got water trapped in my ear and no sleep last night as pain was 100/10.

Wife made me breakfast this morning but never brought it into bed, so by the time I stumbled downstairs on my deathbed state it was cold. I went on the National Lottery website to do the lottery for tonight, saw you could try the scratch card games for FREE, you can play up to 75 times in 24 hours. Played £12 worth of cards and won £105. Money for old rope, tried it for real with it costing me to buy the cards and so far I've lost £25. Today has been the worst day ever.

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[bhinso]

[Diggs]

You could go by my kid's philosophy - better to ask for forgiveness than permission...
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[Polarbear]

[bhinso]

Yeah but at least you get make-up sex after the row.

[Diggs]

[bhinso]

ISWYDT.