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Courier265
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 13 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hurt my back again, back to the Naproxen.
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

People's sexual orientation.
Why do I need to know about it?
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
People's sexual orientation.
Why do I need to know about it?


Because it's the in thing to show your inclusivity and diversity and whether you have, haven't, used to have or are trying to grow a willie.

I'm here talking to X, and she's a lesbian. Oh joy Dance!

Lets sing 'All things bright and beautiful' to show God loves all his children, even the weirdos.
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 14 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
recman wrote:
People's sexual orientation.
Why do I need to know about it?


Because it's the in thing to show your inclusivity and diversity and whether you have, haven't, used to have or are trying to grow a willie.

I'm here talking to X, and she's a lesbian. Oh joy Dance!

Lets sing 'All things bright and beautiful' to show God loves all his children, even the weirdos.


That and if you are going to stick your willy in someone it is nice to know beforehand whether that's an original model designed for penetration, a downgraded one (willy removed) or a bloke in a dress! Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:27 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

mentalboy wrote:
That and if you are going to stick your willy in someone it is nice to know beforehand whether that's an original model designed for penetration, a downgraded one (willy removed) or a bloke in a dress! Laughing


Stick to back door action, not a problem then Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
People's sexual orientation.
Why do I need to know about it?


You don't unless you're a homophobe in which case it's very important.
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PostPosted: 16:29 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Homophobes are created by people forcing their sexual orientation upon others.
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's like saying Islamophobes are created by people forcing Islam on others.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or itís a word made up by the Infidelophobes to protect their fecked up culture from criticism.
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Homophobes are created by people forcing their sexual orientation upon others.


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PostPosted: 22:08 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Protests in London by those farking un-employed arseholes
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PostPosted: 22:18 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

I do hope they continue their campaign throughout the summer...

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PostPosted: 22:31 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Courier265 wrote:
Protests in London by those farking un-employed arseholes


Unemployed. No need for the hyphen. Gis a job Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 15 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
recman wrote:
Homophobes are created by people forcing their sexual orientation upon others.


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Possibly the most nonsensical thing I've read all day, and I just read a Teflon-Mike post. Confused Confused


What I mean is, constant media saturation regarding the LGBT community and their rights etc is creating homophobia in certain people where once it may not have existed.
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
What I mean is, constant media saturation regarding the LGBT community and their rights etc is revealing homophobia in certain people where once it may not have been visible.


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PostPosted: 14:53 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
Homophobes are created by people forcing their sexual orientation upon others.


Careful, STD72 might fall in love with you.
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PostPosted: 14:55 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
I do hope they continue their campaign throughout the summer...

Pass Mod 2, buy outrageous Harley, fit drag pipes and find the nearest protesters blocking a road and just rev the fucker till they get out the way Twisted Evil Need to dust off my SS helmet obviously!


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PostPosted: 15:01 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:


What I mean is, constant media saturation regarding the LGBT community and their rights etc is creating homophobia in certain people where once it may not have existed.


Bullshit, people who are homophobic just look for excuses. Its not the fault of people talking about LGBTKFCETC if phobics get their panties in a twist. Anyway phobics enjoy their little rants as much as anyone else, they're just as good a target for accusations theyre just being self indulgant as anyone. Look at HPV72 for example.
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

STD72?
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh! Forgot about a gear grinder I had yesterday.

Was coming home, and there was a young chick on a little 125 with L plates in front of me. We were going around the whole Elephant & Castle mess and halfway across the Walworth-y bit, a pencil-dick in an Escort van gets right up her arse and practically tailgated her. You could see she was nervous, and was going really slow but he wouldn't back off (or probably didn't even notice how intimidating it was for her).

So (although she didn't ask) I caught up to him on the Elephant-y bit and revved at him and shouted at him to leave her alone and back off Laughing

#interferingoldwoman

When he realised what I was trying to do, he got quite *annoyed* and did the usual sitting-up-my-arse-instead thing. But I just ignored him, thinking Whatcha gonna do in rush hour traffic, mincing boy? Step on the back of my shoes? Fuck off and die.

I thought maybe he might be her husband and he was following her, then he might have said and I would have stopped being a stroppy cow.

But he didn't. Just shouted the usual bunch of tired insults about being fat and a bitch (well I think that's what he was saying, I couldn't really hear him over the sound of my own awesomeness)

So yeah.
What a nob jockey.
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PostPosted: 23:13 - 16 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
STD72?


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PostPosted: 14:47 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The oft repeated usual gripe with sunny weather:

Scooter riders in t-shirts, shorts and flip-flops? Fine, I don't care about you so suit yourself.

Kids on race bikes though?! WTF man? You're tearing down the high street at 40+ mph and doing Gods know what on main roads without even a good pair of shoes? Probably wouldn't even wear a helmet if it wasn't the law.

"Live fast, die young!" that's not meant to be an ambition!
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:26 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

HardlyDavidson wrote:
The oft repeated usual gripe with sunny weather:

Scooter riders in t-shirts, shorts and flip-flops? Fine, I don't care about you so suit yourself.

Kids on race bikes though?! WTF man? You're tearing down the high street at 40+ mph and doing Gods know what on main roads without even a good pair of shoes? Probably wouldn't even wear a helmet if it wasn't the law.

"Live fast, die young!" that's not meant to be an ambition!


You forget that those twonks pad out the statistics on bike related deaths.
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 17 Jul 2019    Post subject: Reply with quote

The cost of Arai helmets and the generally unappealing colour schemes of all brands at the moment.
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