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Reminds me of the trouble my eldest had a school. We went to see the headmaster in the end - too busy - and saw the head of year. My daughter was accused of encouraging the bullying! WTF?!
So I told my daughter to wait until the culprit was with all her friends, punch her out and give her a good kicking.
My daughter ended up in detention... but the bullying stopped.
9/10 these sort of suicides are down to the teachers being worse than useless. I'd have the head of the school done for corporate manslaughter.
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Reminds me of the trouble my eldest had a school. We went to see the headmaster in the end - too busy - and saw the head of year. My daughter was accused of encouraging the bullying! WTF?!
So I told my daughter to wait until the culprit was with all her friends, punch her out and give her a good kicking.
My daughter ended up in detention... but the bullying stopped.
9/10 these sort of suicides are down to the teachers being worse than useless. I'd have the head of the school done for corporate manslaughter. |
It's nice to see in the updated article that the school has been extremely busy.... at trying to cover its own @ss. |
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I didn't see that. 
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And todays annoying tool is...…...my wife.
She has a Rover 25 1.4. It does not get used very often as we both have motorcycles and a 4x4. There is a broom handle in the boot of the Rover as it has a sticky solenoid, sometimes when you go out to start it, it just does nothing. Open bonnet, grab broom handle from boot, smack solenoid, jobs a good 'un.
She knows this. She takes the Rover out today to see a mate. The Rover runs perfect, she finishes her visit and stops at a shopping centre on the way home to get something for tea. Realises she left her cards at home she makes her way back home. Only the Rover won't start. SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO GET IT TO START. She doesn't do that or call me, she rings the AA. AA come out tell her the Starter has gone, she says they can get her another put on BUT it has to be from their approved buyers outfits. The starter is £243. I never made that up, it's £243, it's a Bosch starter. Not to worry that she has no cash or cards, they can do a customer credit. AA bloke took the starter motor off, collected the new one, fitted the starter and gave her a yellow ticket saying she has between 7 and 14 days to pay over the phone.
We have recovery, she could have got it recovered home, I would have got a refurb/2nd hand starter for a lot less and fitted it myself. She could have clattered the solenoid with a broom handle but she never did that either. Fuck the AA, £243! she presents me with the bill upon returning home. I just...words fail me. |
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| King29 wrote: | And todays annoying tool is...…...my wife.
She has a Rover 25 1.4. It does not get used very often as we both have motorcycles and a 4x4. There is a broom handle in the boot of the Rover as it has a sticky solenoid, sometimes when you go out to start it, it just does nothing. Open bonnet, grab broom handle from boot, smack solenoid, jobs a good 'un.
She knows this. She takes the Rover out today to see a mate. The Rover runs perfect, she finishes her visit and stops at a shopping centre on the way home to get something for tea. Realises she left her cards at home she makes her way back home. Only the Rover won't start. SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO GET IT TO START. She doesn't do that or call me, she rings the AA. AA come out tell her the Starter has gone, she says they can get her another put on BUT it has to be from their approved buyers outfits. The starter is £243. I never made that up, it's £243, it's a Bosch starter. Not to worry that she has no cash or cards, they can do a customer credit. AA bloke took the starter motor off, collected the new one, fitted the starter and gave her a yellow ticket saying she has between 7 and 14 days to pay over the phone.
We have recovery, she could have got it recovered home, I would have got a refurb/2nd hand starter for a lot less and fitted it myself. She could have clattered the solenoid with a broom handle but she never did that either. Fuck the AA, £243! she presents me with the bill upon returning home. I just...words fail me. |
Now you hold a out of jail free card, well free in this case means exactly £243. 
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She probably thought, fcuk this broom handle, I'll get it fixed properly.
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| King29 wrote: | | Polarbear wrote: | She probably thought, fcuk this broom handle, I'll get it fixed properly. |
Oh absolutely, she did it out of spite. I said to her "You should have sat on the broom handle and rode it home you fucking witch". I said it under my breath in a room she wasn't in. #wearingthetrousersisoverrated |
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In fact I've lost about 2 sets of keys in my entire life and none at all while married. Mislaid for a few moments? Oh loads of times... not the fucking same is it!
Sentences that start with "You always..." make me want to punch things 
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| King29 wrote: | And todays annoying tool is...…...my wife.
She has a Rover 25 1.4. It does not get used very often as we both have motorcycles and a 4x4. There is a broom handle in the boot of the Rover as it has a sticky solenoid, sometimes when you go out to start it, it just does nothing. Open bonnet, grab broom handle from boot, smack solenoid, jobs a good 'un.
She knows this. She takes the Rover out today to see a mate. The Rover runs perfect, she finishes her visit and stops at a shopping centre on the way home to get something for tea. Realises she left her cards at home she makes her way back home. Only the Rover won't start. SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO GET IT TO START. She doesn't do that or call me, she rings the AA. AA come out tell her the Starter has gone, she says they can get her another put on BUT it has to be from their approved buyers outfits. The starter is £243. I never made that up, it's £243, it's a Bosch starter. Not to worry that she has no cash or cards, they can do a customer credit. AA bloke took the starter motor off, collected the new one, fitted the starter and gave her a yellow ticket saying she has between 7 and 14 days to pay over the phone.
We have recovery, she could have got it recovered home, I would have got a refurb/2nd hand starter for a lot less and fitted it myself. She could have clattered the solenoid with a broom handle but she never did that either. Fuck the AA, £243! she presents me with the bill upon returning home. I just...words fail me. |
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| King29 wrote: | And todays annoying tool is...…...my wife.
She has a Rover 25 1.4. It does not get used very often as we both have motorcycles and a 4x4. There is a broom handle in the boot of the Rover as it has a sticky solenoid, sometimes when you go out to start it, it just does nothing. Open bonnet, grab broom handle from boot, smack solenoid, jobs a good 'un.
She knows this. She takes the Rover out today to see a mate. The Rover runs perfect, she finishes her visit and stops at a shopping centre on the way home to get something for tea. Realises she left her cards at home she makes her way back home. Only the Rover won't start. SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO TO GET IT TO START. She doesn't do that or call me, she rings the AA. AA come out tell her the Starter has gone, she says they can get her another put on BUT it has to be from their approved buyers outfits. The starter is £243. I never made that up, it's £243, it's a Bosch starter. Not to worry that she has no cash or cards, they can do a customer credit. AA bloke took the starter motor off, collected the new one, fitted the starter and gave her a yellow ticket saying she has between 7 and 14 days to pay over the phone.
We have recovery, she could have got it recovered home, I would have got a refurb/2nd hand starter for a lot less and fitted it myself. She could have clattered the solenoid with a broom handle but she never did that either. Fuck the AA, £243! she presents me with the bill upon returning home. I just...words fail me. |
To be fair, the Bosch starter on my 2012 Transporter was around that price, no matter where I looked. I bought an Ebay cheapie for £80 to get it running and rebuilt my old one with a new Bosch brush kit to keep as a spare. The brushes had disintegrated in 50,000 miles and 7 years. They were like soft graphite and I'm wondering if lack of use (it's a campervan) caused them to fail so early.
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