Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[dynax]

Eat some ice cream or drink something really cold, if the pain is too much you might pass out then you won't feel it
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[hellkat]

The RWC typhoon crisis.
What a lot of big girls' blouses.
Play the fucking game!
*sulks*

Supposed to be "bigger men" than soccer players, just play the fucking game like the ruffty tuffty men you are supposed to be.

Fuck!
Bikers ride in mad bastard storms, get blown away, rained on, snowed on, whatever whatever, because sometimes there's no choice but to keep going.

Play the fucking game, stop poncing abaaaahhhhhtt!!
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[hellkat]

All that mincing about waving your fists and pulling scary faces to menace your opponents before the game.

Get your fucking boots on, you woofters.
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[hellkat]

OK I *may* have looked at some storm footage and *may* allow them a little leeway
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Fecking Facebook memes!
What is it with these, where none can be correctly written in English with no spelling mistakes?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with correct grammar and basic use of English. Are they all written by foreigners, maybe as propaganda, or are all people who write them really just that thick?
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[hellkat]

I think I saw one once.
Or it might have been a pig flying.

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[Sister Sledge]

Me!
Ate a bag of chips in the car. Placed open bag of chips on the passenger seat to eat (they have covers). Finished, scrunched up the wrapping paper, stepped out the car and deposited the waste in a nearby litter bin and drove off.
I didn't realise until I got home that my favourite woolly hat was on that passenger seat. I'd wrapped it into the chips wrapping before I chucked it. Yup my favourite hat is now in a bin 40 miles from home..
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[dynax]

[hellkat]

That sort of dental pain is NOT AT ALL good, HT.

I tend to resolve it by a combo of ibuprofen/paracetamol, which I see you have bought now, as well as clove oil (mentioned) but predominantly weed to just take my mind off it, but thats not TERRIBLY practical.

Hope the antibiotics have kicked in by now, babes.
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[hellkat]

I've ground me own gears by giving in and allowing the fella I dumped last weekend to talk me into trying again.

Not been back down there yet, but for now I've agreed its more "on" than "off". Its just the logistics of the situation I have to work on, so that I am reasonably content.

I hope I don't ultimately break his heart.
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[A100man]

[Polarbear]

[A100man]

[hellkat]

It certainly is a bit of a conundrum, this single relationship as an old-person malarkey.

I got a telling off from one of my girlfriends last night for, ummm, wait a minute, I can't quite remember the various levels of wrongness to which I have descended.

... Anyway, we didn't quite fall out about my current behaviour, but we certainly discussed it in quite heated detail.
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[hellkat]

[A100man]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

Both grinding and oiled in the same moment, but chosen this thread as grinding happened first. 🤣

Cycling towards Liverpool docks this morning - idiot bus tries to overtake and swerve left into his bus stop before realising I'm doing 30+ and he can't.

He had to stop and wait - that was quite funny.
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[ThunderGuts]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

#ProfessionalDrivers 🤣
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[ThunderGuts]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Am sad for the Aussies.
But joyously happy for the Poms.

We get to play them next - yay.
I won't know who to cheer for ...
#rugger
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[Easy-X]

Went to pick up a new car today from my local Ford dealership. Did all the paperwork and went for a tour round the car...

"...and I've just come back from the garage: put a drop of petrol in for you."

But it's a diesel.

"No, it's... errr.... let me check the receipt!"

<some time later>

"We can't find the receipt, just to be sure we're going to siphon out the fuel."

So no new car today
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