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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
fucking Vodafone

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PostPosted: 15:05 - 15 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
fucking Vodafone

Just borrow a phone temporarily and bung your SIM in it to do the necessary.
[Also - HMRC's verification process lets you skip 7 days before it asks for two-step verification again]
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PostPosted: 10:29 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
157 quid to upgrade without the text off Vodafone

that text is on my other phone that cant be turned on ffs

back on my old nokia 1 for a year and a bit then

also newer phone smells of burning so lucky house didn't burn down tbf
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
that text is on my other phone that cant be turned on ffs

What 'phone?
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
andyscooter wrote:
157 quid to upgrade without the text off Vodafone

that text is on my other phone that cant be turned on ffs

back on my old nokia 1 for a year and a bit then

also newer phone smells of burning so lucky house didn't burn down tbf

If it's a phone the battery can be easily removed from, you can buy chargers that the battery slots into fairly cheaply. If not sim into another phone and get the text resent
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PostPosted: 22:56 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not a Grind...more eh?

I'm in Live Chat...y'know all ready to be chatty.

remembered Dr Poo was on telly and missed Fisty in the chat, fair 'nuff.

2 regulars join and I've obviously frightened them orf.

1 of which re-joined only to leave again.
Washed my armpits n everything.
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
jimspeed wrote:
If it's a phone the battery can be easily removed

Hence "What 'phone?". Could be all sorts of other things apart from the battery which is a likely possibility, the charging port is the other favourite, either damaged by someone poking something into it or got fluff & stuff in it stopping the plug going in far enough (remove fluff with a thin bristle or similar not thicker than the metal of the charging plug, taking great care not to bend or strain the central connector at all).
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:

remembered Dr Poo was on telly

I feckin missed it Crying or Very sad
I was on the phone to Anita, and I love her dearly (obvs) but REALLY ... I had it on mute so I could talk to her, and then I saw it had cybermen ... I mean, WTF Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


#gutted
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PostPosted: 23:25 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I feckin missed it Crying or Very sad
I was on the phone to Anita, and I love her dearly (obvs) but REALLY ... I had it on mute so I could talk to her, and then I saw it had cybermen ... I mean, WTF Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked


#gutted


From what I've heard of it lately, shouldn't it be cyberpeople? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Joggers running in the bloody Dennis thing wearing SUN GLASSES. WTF?
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd wrote:
Joggers running in the bloody Dennis thing wearing SUN GLASSES. WTF?


Eye protection from flying debris I presume.
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:

From what I've heard of it lately, shouldn't it be cyberpeople? Rolling Eyes



Dude.
Do I LOOK like I'm politically correct?
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PostPosted: 23:51 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:

From what I've heard of it lately, shouldn't it be cyberpeople? Rolling Eyes



Dude.
Do I LOOK like I'm politically correct?


You're just a wrong un Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 16 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:


I'm in Live Chat...y'know all ready to be chatty.


I had a look. I don't like the decor.
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Riejufixing
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PostPosted: 00:28 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:

I'm in Live Chat...y'know all ready to be chatty.

I had a look. I don't like the decor.

I tried it and couldn't see how to get out of it. So I logged out entirely.
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
My local GBK charges less and yet the setting is better! It's not fine dining but at least if you eat in you get your shit served on on plates Smile


They serve you your shit on plates?

Sounds like the sort of thing King29 might like Razz
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Flakey retards on freecycle.

Had a bit of work done in the kitchen and got a perfectly functioning Fridge/Freezer going free.

"I dont have a car, can you arrange delivery?"
"I cant pick it up until the end of March, can you keep it?"
"Will it fit in a Ford Fiesta?"

Urgh! These fucking people!

Dumb as dig shit!
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
Flakey retards on freecycle.

Had a bit of work done in the kitchen and got a perfectly functioning Fridge/Freezer going free.

"I dont have a car, can you arrange delivery?"
"I cant pick it up until the end of March, can you keep it?"
"Will it fit in a Ford Fiesta?"

Urgh! These fucking people!

Dumb as dig shit!


Should that say 'Dumb as diggs shit?
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PostPosted: 18:24 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
LustyLew wrote:
Flakey retards on freecycle.

Had a bit of work done in the kitchen and got a perfectly functioning Fridge/Freezer going free.

"I dont have a car, can you arrange delivery?"
"I cant pick it up until the end of March, can you keep it?"
"Will it fit in a Ford Fiesta?"

Urgh! These fucking people!

Dumb as dig shit!


Lol... my wife has the same problems. If it's not that it's "I'll pick it up tomorrow morning" and you're hanging about till lunchtime Sad
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:

Should that say 'Dumb as diggs shit?


Non...

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PostPosted: 18:30 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
My mancave telly fell off the cabinet today and smashed the plastic surround.

Amazingly it still works. I'm gobsmacked TBH.

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PostPosted: 18:45 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
New Scooby Doo cartoon. Theyve turned it into teen romcom themed stories. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:58 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
New Scooby Doo cartoon. Theyve turned it into teen romcom themed stories. Rolling Eyes


Are you 5, or tempting kids in, cos that's gay as.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 17 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
New Scooby Doo cartoon. Theyve turned it into teen romcom themed stories. Rolling Eyes


Are you 5, or tempting kids in, cos that's gay as.


At least it's not paw patrol.
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PostPosted: 13:02 - 18 Feb 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
New Scooby Doo cartoon. Theyve turned it into teen romcom themed stories. Rolling Eyes


Are you 5, or tempting kids in, cos that's gay as.


I was visiting a unit for people with learning difficulties and childrens telly is always on.
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