Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[hellkat]

Any excuse to wear shades indoors, I'm there.


#moody
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[A100man]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Accidently gave Donk 20 abusives rather than 19. Arsecakes, karma bot will revoke them all....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[TheIncredible...]

The missus constantly sending me pictures of how nice the weather is at home

I'm at work woman, so quit with the "look how much of a lovely time I'm having sat on my arse doing nothing" pictures *


*If you read this babe, I'm just acting 'ard on the internet, I didn't mean it.....
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Current Bike:-Suzuki GSXR 1000 - K3
Past Bikes:- ZX6-R, ZX7-R, RSV Mille x2 (1st Gen).

[hellkat]

In the last year or so, I've been getting emails ostensibly addressed to me, but nothing actually to do with my life. I eventually realised that there must be another person (apparently in America) with the same fairly unusual surname as mine, but I ignored them with as good a grace as I could manage.

But now they are starting to become more regular. Last month she bought a car (a big urban wagon thing) for which they suggested I register for updates about the range ... and this month her marathon-running group leader decided to contact me to explain how to use their app to measure and record her running times, etc.

I felt grouchy enough about it today to write back and request (in a very frosty "English" tone of voice) that IT WAS MY EMAIL ADDRESS FIRST and that they should cease and desist at once

Turns out in fact, that apparently she has an account with yahoo, and instead of gmail, its ymail, but such is the might of our google overlords that STUPID PEOPLE assume it is gmail and have been sending things to me (and for which I have been mostly placing a spam filter against most of them).

Bloody Americans, coming along, taking our jobs, our menfolk ... and our email addresses.
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[chickenstrip]

[Riejufixing]

Forms! Bloody forms! Paperwork, bloody paperwork! Bloody Argh!

[BigTim]

I wrote a long rant about fucking lorry drivers and fucking cyclist, previewed it then lost it, fucking laptops as well!

ah well beer and barby beckons

[TheIncredible...]

[hellkat]

My left ankle is swollen, when I took my tights off, my leg looked the same shape as a bad copy of a Chippendale chair.

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[MarJay]

I pulled a muscle in my upper back just beneath my right shoulder blade. The pain is going up and down my neck. It's impossible to relieve, and I've tried ibuprofen and all that.

The main reason it's grinding my gears is that I've had this happen a few times before, and when it does it causes back spasms and tension through my whole upper body for weeks at a time.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[BigTim]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

We've been aware of Coronavirus for at least three months now yet the supermarkets are still full of idiots shopping as a couple/family, oblivious to the direction arrows and/or parking their trolley on one side of the aisle and perusing the other side, oblivious to the 2 metre-spaced queue trying to form behind. Die!

I've taken to travelling to the shop around Thursday 8pm to avoid the virtue-signalling neighbourhood clapping. I support the NHS but I can't bear all that nonsense.

[MilfHunter]

[hellkat]

[Polarbear]

The NHS has let 30000 people die. Not a good batting average is it.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[doggone]

Bank, Paypal and others wanting a mobile number so they can send confirmation SMS before letting you log-in.
WE HAVE NO PHONE SIGNAL I would have to drive two miles up the road to get a text.
I know there are ways round it but since mobiles are largely unusable round here I don't much use it, so don't see any need to change onto a different package which actually allows wifi calling.
Why isn't that allowed by default.

[doggone]

[pepperami]

[recman]

[Skudd]

Filling forms on line to prove that I'm a good honest person, but need to put every detail of anyone I have ever met, their pets names and if the were left or right handed. I also need to remember when I got divorced which court and what the ex is doing now and where she lives.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[Riejufixing]

Everything.

[A100man]

[hellkat]

My bike is still not MOT'd.
The indicators are causing some sort of wiring issue which is starting to sound expensive.

Oh, yes. And apparently the sinister fiend has now dumped me because I did not keep 2m distance from the MOT man.

This could possibly be related to the fact that when he shouted at me from his car window to keep 2m away - that I apparently ignored him. Which is mainly to do with the fact that I appear to be partially deaf and didn't hear what he was shouting at me

Either way, single girl again.
That was a short and sweet romance.
Oh well.

I'm more annoyed about the bike, actually
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[Bhud]