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yen_powell
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Rightly tightly, lefty loosely.


Stucky stucky smacky smacky
Strippy strippy, fuckie fuckie!
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slightly bitey, pully hairy.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

10 millie is harder to find than your willie.
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did you just say ... harder ...
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PostPosted: 20:55 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

bhinso wrote:
10 millie is harder to find than your willie.


Now you've done it. She managed to visit my place without her raping anyone (time spent at stes probably isn't classed as rape)
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 22 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

He took me up and showed me his scratchings.
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PostPosted: 18:22 - 23 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
Strippy strippy, fuckie fuckie!


Were you at my stag night in 1996?
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 23 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

gbrand42 wrote:
yen_powell wrote:
Strippy strippy, fuckie fuckie!


Were you at my stag night in 1996?


I was, but my name was Alison back then.
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 23 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

... appears to have wandered into The Two Ronnies by mistake...
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PostPosted: 21:52 - 23 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

My boss can annoy me without even being present.

This is the closest I have been to walking out and not coming back for quite a long time in a job. He's not asking for irrational miracles, he's just being ...

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PostPosted: 08:10 - 24 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

The phrase ‘dun me a solid’ and use of the word ‘sick’ to describe how something is good.
Oh, and the constant use of the work ‘like’ in sentences where it just isn’t needed. That’s annoying too. Like.
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PostPosted: 11:50 - 24 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 12:24 - 25 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sat watching seemingly endless Silent Witness episodes while self isolating.
Why are the ‘Police do not cross’ tapes always upside down??
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PostPosted: 12:26 - 25 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

1198 wrote:
Sat watching seemingly endless Silent Witness episodes while self isolating.
Why are the ‘Police do not cross’ tapes always upside down??



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PostPosted: 17:03 - 25 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

1198 wrote:
The phrase ‘dun me a solid’ and use of the word ‘sick’ to describe how something is good.
Oh, and the constant use of the work ‘like’ in sentences where it just isn’t needed. That’s annoying too. Like.


Sick Post bruv, you proper dun me a solid there like.
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 25 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cars don't seem to move to the left like they used to, and I think it's because I now have a plain white helmet. Some of them used to practically leap into the hedge. My first (Shoei) was white, followed by a series of flamboyant Arais (see pic). In 2019 I couldn't find a colour scheme I liked so I defaulted to a white Arai QV. Car drivers seemed to respect (or simply notice?) the obvious race faces I'd worn previously, - sometimes augmented with iridium visors, Biker Jimbo is my alter-ego and a tart.

I suppose it could also be because I've been using the near-stock blue R1 more than the lime-green Ninja with Remus can. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 25 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

1198 wrote:
Sat watching seemingly endless Silent Witness episodes while self isolating.
Why are the ‘Police do not cross’ tapes always upside down??


Tapes telling Police not to cross?
Do they put them up in BLM exclusion zones?
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 26 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Cars don't seem to move to the left like they used to, and I think it's because I now have a plain white helmet


I had a stint of only buying white helmets, after someone once told me that they give you the best visibility blah blah blah.
There are other effects of wearing a white helmet I noticed - purely anecdotal so I won't bother relaying them here. I think you'll notice them too. The other one is jacket colour and its effect on tailgaters.
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PostPosted: 00:20 - 26 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rats fleeing sinking ships grind my gears
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PostPosted: 23:49 - 26 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rukka and their inability to create outer waterproof pockets on their jackets (ok I only own one, but same across some models). Probably something to do with the way its made, but it would be easier to have no outer pockets than to have to turn them inside out to dry them after every wet ride. A premium brand that really does take their customers for a ride (owing to the set of textiles I looked at that cost hundreds but had no thermal layer, or armour as standard).. glad I went second hand.

On the plus side there's two inside pockets with the same storage space as a transit van.

Also a connect zip between jacket / trouser that goes from left to right, not right to left. Confused

Although the kit does make getting ready while being battered by the elements with no protection a tad more endurable.

First world problems.

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PostPosted: 09:08 - 27 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mrs Bastard managed to get her expensive phone run over.

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PostPosted: 09:11 - 27 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tut - should've had a screen protector on Wink
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 27 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

panrider_uk wrote:
Tut - should've had a screen protector on Wink


It did.....
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PostPosted: 11:17 - 27 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
panrider_uk wrote:
Tut - should've had a screen protector on Wink


It did.....


I'd ask for your money back then. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:01 - 27 Oct 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope it wasn't in her pocket at the time!
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