Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[LustyLew]

[Ste]

Nobby just broke my toilet.

[yen_powell]

[LustyLew]

People in the outer London boroughs.

Spacker before lockdown:
"Well, my address says Kent, so thus far and hence forth, I will live in Kent and behave like I'm in a Tier 1, not Tier 2 area!"

Spacker after lockdown:
"I'm in a London borough, so thus far and hence forth, I will live in London and behave like I'm in Tier 2, not 3!"

Beckenham has not been "Kent" for decades. It's a twee relic of old boundaries. Commonly used by the faux middle classes to add a few grand to their house when up for sale.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Skudd]

[LustyLew]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Tier 2 for me. Currently residing considerably west of london
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Sprint ST 1050

[Polarbear]

Wifey.

We got a new set of clipper cutters. I fitted them but they were slightly out of alignment and catching on the guard. Wifey comes out with utter shite about how they should be set up. Utter utter illogical feminine logic.

I made a stupid mistake. I said go ahead, show me.

She did. Set it up in a totally illogical way and of course it worked perfectly.

She is at the moment a totally insufferable smug bitch.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[Islander]

[Polarbear]

[ThunderGuts]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

A poor Suzuki RF900 has been parked up in the work's multi-storey since I relocated in 2017, gathering hand-drawn hearts and cock-and-balls in the dust. The gov website says it hasn't been taxed or MOT'd in over three years. Oddly, it also says it is green when it looks dark grey. A rescue has been preying on my mind and I might be a sucker for waifs and strays but I'm wondering whether to ask Security to forward a cheeky bid to the mystery owner.

[Bhud]

[Polarbear]

[A100man]

[Polarbear]

[chickenstrip]

Was the RF900 engine developed specifically for that bike? I can't think of another Suzuki of that capacity.
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THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[wr6133]

[wr6133]

[chickenstrip]

Back injury due to training. In whatever large muscle runs down at the side below the lats. I get the feeling this one is going to take some time to heal, and I'm having to be careful how I move so as not to aggravate it too much
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Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Polarbear]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Cold garage, low light, numb fingers and battery terminal bolts that, surprisingly, aren't magnetic. I've never changed a battery even on warm days without needing the magnet-on-a-stick tool to retrieve dropped bolts. Pretty sure I've got a stash of old, steel bolts somewhere...

[Riejufixing]

[Easy-X]

Shiny as it is Steel isn't really that good a conductor, relative to Copper.
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