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Meef
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PostPosted: 17:24 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some fucking cunt keeps letting his dog repeatedly piss on the lamp post where my chain is for my bike. This only happens after I leave. One time they even let it piss on my bike's cover.

My god when I catch him I'm going to piss on his dog, then feed his piss-soaked dog to him the wrong way round and make him shit it out of his nose.

Cunt.
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PostPosted: 17:54 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm going to sound like a grumpy old sod, but noise!

When two of my flatmates get into a heated debate, their voices just get louder and louder.

Also, riding into central London, is it me but every shitty cunting Vespa seems to have had its exhaust drilled to give it some awful loud droning noise. Some twats on their GSXR NinjaBlade YZF-125RRZZRs seem to have followed suit. Evil or Very Mad

I actually slow down so they get away from me.

Strange thing is, it's not that I dislike loud things. I love going clubbing. Big bikes with decent exhausts (litre V-Twin burble is so sexy!).

I think I have over-sensitive hearing!
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

LustyLew wrote:
GSXR NinjaBlade YZF-125RRZZRs


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PostPosted: 18:56 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

miserable gits that waste time whining on an internet forum... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevie GooGs wrote:
Adults who post "im bored" who don't want to work.

Parents swearing outside primary school waiting to collect their kids


You think that's bad, I once went to drop off my son at school, and there was a woman also dropping her nipper off whilst swigging Special Brew out of a can in the middle of the playground.
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Meef wrote:
Some fucking cunt keeps letting his dog repeatedly piss on the lamp post where my chain is for my bike. This only happens after I leave. One time they even let it piss on my bike's cover.

My god when I catch him I'm going to piss on his dog, then feed his piss-soaked dog to him the wrong way round and make him shit it out of his nose.

Cunt.


He's got as much right for his dog to piss on it as you do chaining your bike to it.... Wink
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rogerborg wrote:
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Rogerborg wrote:
BigShow wrote:
So minor spelling mistakes grind you're gears?
I loose my temper alot.
So glad you don't lose your temper, a whole new chapter right there.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Mine today Reply with quote

When a driver is so close to your rear end at 65mph she might as well be licking your starfish, to then hear the music AT 65MPH (chav shit) topped it off! and then didnt understand why i was screaming at the useless fuck wit at traffic lights! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:45 - 21 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Copycat73 wrote:
miserable gits that waste time whining on an internet forum... Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: 00:59 - 22 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

scoobydaz wrote:
It may take a little bit longer to back into a drive but no time at all to drive out when required.



How about a lorry reversing out into a busy NSL A road on a bend without a banksman Mad This was epically dangerous, and somone should stop, warn traffic and guide him out. Fuck off if that was going to be me. I didnt fancy being part of a car-bike-lorry sandwich (did I mention the blind bend?).
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 22 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

BigShow wrote:
The increasing trend to blame one of the following groups for all of societies problems.

- Obese people (New in this week at No.1) FAT BASTARDS
- Immigrants SCROUNGING BASTARDS
- Asylum seekers SCROUNGING BASTARDS
- People on benefits (An old favourite) SCROUNGING BASTARDS
- The unemployed SCROUNGING BASTARDS
- Binge drinkers SCROUNGING BASTARDS WITH TOO MUCH DOLE
- People of a higher or lower "class" BASTARDS
- Smokers (How dare they buy a legal product!) DIRTY BASTARDS
- Motorists STUPID BASTARDS
- Muslims (Most time spent in the charts) RAGGY HEAD BASTARDS

If I hear someone moaning about any of these groups I instantly know that they are pig ignorant prole. POMPOUS BASTARD Thumbs Up

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PostPosted: 12:33 - 22 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Long winded one here

Dog shit or more specifically

The dog walkers that walk their dogs and when the said dog curls out a big nutty log in the middle of a street, make the biggest over emphasised, over dramatized fanfare about taking a plastic bag from their pocket, flicking it open, inserting hand and then scooping the crap up. They then tie a knot in bag with over emphasised movements designed for the world to notice and carry on walking........ walk round a corner out of sight and fling bag at nearest hedge/tree/bush, leaving a long lasting smelly, vile, dog shit ornament hanging from it.

Seriously why? It's fucking worse than just leaving the pile of steaming crap in the bloody street.
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 22 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who think proles are ignorant.



unless you meant Poles Wink
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 22 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

What grinds my gears?

London ... everything about it. Drivers, inhabitants, the list is endless. Even then, maybe its just London and the surrounding 60 miles.

My commute from oxford to london these past few months has been fraught with ignorant people not moving and just staring at me when i am trying to filter past or even worse, moving into my path on purpose and giving me abuse for filtering, because it looked dangerous.

Bikers trying to overtake me whilst filtering because i am not going over 40mph through traffic on the m4/m25, just the general angry nature of people,it all just annoys the shit out of me. /rant
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PostPosted: 04:55 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

HID bulbs fitted to cars with conventional headlights, blind the life out of everyone the come across Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buying light bulbs. It used to be a case of wattage and whether you wanted pearlescent or clear.

Now it's Lumens whatever they are. Why don't the boxes just say, "This is equivalent to a 100w bulb you old fart."

Instead you have to filter out whether it's warm or cold light; LED, halogen or energy-saving; a choice of at least 6 fittings and wattages that have no relation to the old way of rating bulbs.

On top of all that they cost as much as a lobster and last about a week.

It's dark in here...........
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PostPosted: 09:49 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

people who put statuses on facebook so that people have to ask them whats wrong

things like

feels down

or why doesnt anything go right

put some deatails so we know these things

same people do it for happy as well Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 09:55 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

people who dont let you out at junctions...

they look at you as if you have just pissed on their kids faces grr
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who seem to have got sand in their vagina about my throwaway post about Proles.

Does that mean you're one of the Sun reading mouth breathers who does actually think one of those groups are to blame for societies ills?

Really?

If so I don't know whether that makes you sweet and na´ve or an idiot delinquent child. Either way it's not looking good. Sad

Just make sure you keep dutifully swallowing down the hot steaming piles of rancid vitriolic bullshit that's fed to you each day. You obviously get cranky if you haven't gulped enough down and start posting in caps. Laughing

TL;DR Sorry petal, did I hurt your little feelings. Shhhhh it's ok don't cry. Everything will be ok I promise.
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PostPosted: 12:42 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proles posting stuff about people posting stuff about proles. Razz
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

/rant on

People driving around in the dark with either;

1. One beam out and both fogs on to compensate
2. Mainbeam and foglights on.
3. Sidelights only in the fog.
4. Poorly aligned lights.
5. Sat in queue of stationary traffic with foglights on.
6. Hogging your tail because their broken lights don't work
7. Any combination of the above.

Oh and what amazes me more is the number of < 3 year old cars broken lights seem to appear on ( or not ).
/rant off

TL:DR other people annoy me when i have no choice but to encounter them before food / coffee.
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:
Other people annoy me when i have no choice but to encounter them before coffee.


This!
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today - Why bread does not fit into fecking toasters.
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PostPosted: 13:39 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

NashGT wrote:
UBFester wrote:
Other people annoy me when i have no choice but to encounter them before coffee.


This!


NashGT, judging by your avatar, no one would want to encounter you after you've had coffee Laughing
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