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chris-red
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PostPosted: 13:09 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:
dodsi wrote:
People who own inferior non German cars and get all butthurt when you forget to indicate every now and again.

Specifically those who own non-German cars? Weird.


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PostPosted: 14:11 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:22 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

air-conditioning im my office is either baltic-ally (is that a word?) cold or its like inferno

no amount of fiddling has come up with a reasonable temperature

it gets right on my tits it does
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stevie GooGs wrote:
Today - Why bread does not fit into fecking toasters.



Make toast under grill

Don't need toaster less electric = winning
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PostPosted: 14:44 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cars that decide to over take you on a nsl, then proceed to slow down to 30 mph going round a bend.

Drunk people arguing with you on how they have only had one drink but fell out the taxi.

Owners of pubs/clubs family that argue with you while you throw out a punter whos wifes-sisters-uncles-pals niece bought a dog off him 9 years ago.

People who phone/text you at daft times in the morning, too see what you are up to.
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

chris-red wrote:
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Yeah. Assuming it was a dig at me the "joke" didn't really work, because both our cars are German. As such, I get butthurt when drivers of German cars drive like dicks and give us all a bad name. But then I put on my heated seats and it soothes my butthurt.

Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.
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PostPosted: 17:42 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

A BMW X5 driver let me out of a petrol station last week into heavy traffic. I spent hours that night confused about why he would do such a thing, and was he of a stable mental state? I even burnt my tea that night trying to understand what had happened that day! Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

stevo as b4 wrote:
A BMW X5 driver let me out of a petrol station last week into heavy traffic. I spent hours that night confused about why he would do such a thing, and was he of a stable mental state? I even burnt my tea that night trying to understand what had happened that day! Shocked


He was a car thief.
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mates that say they will do something and tthen don't

Normally this wouldn't bother me but the said mate know the situation I'm in at themoment

Also spent four days changing engines with him in cars when no one else would
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mates that say they will do something and tthen don't

Normally this wouldn't bother me but the said mate know the situation I'm in at themoment

Also spent four days changing engines with him in cars when no one else would
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
Stevie GooGs wrote:
Today - Why bread does not fit into fecking toasters.



Make toast under grill

Don't need toaster less electric = winning


I kinda suspect a toaster may possibly use less electricity than an electric grill Thinking
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK make toast on a fire


That any better Very Happy
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PostPosted: 19:38 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
OK make toast on a fire


That any better Very Happy


Much better
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PostPosted: 20:10 - 25 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 06:36 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:


Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.


You do know the word wasn't first used in 1984.
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angryjonny
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

janner_10 wrote:
angryjonny wrote:


Anyway, moving on... People who haven't read or understood 1984 using the term "prole" as if it's an insult.


You do know the word wasn't first used in 1984.

Of course... Orwell died in 1950.
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PostPosted: 13:31 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Went to see the latest Hunger Games last night at the flicks, it was chocker

why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:
Went to see the latest Hunger Games last night at the flicks, it was chocker

why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??


And the new trend for people to constantly kick the back of the seat in front ......
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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He's got as much right for his dog to piss on it as you do chaining your bike to it.... Wink


Still you can see a bike's chained there every day, why would he deliberately be a dick.

In fact why do something that you wouldn't do in front of the person at all?

So that's besides the point, he knows he's deliberately being a dick. Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 14:38 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

mudcow007 wrote:
why is it that the cinema sell popcorn in the most rustley noisiest bags in the world known to man??

So that everyone in the cinema knows who used to have 15
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nothing much annoys me.

But spinning lids do..... !

You know, when you put a round thing down and it spins and carries on for ages, with that annoying noise.

Generally, I'll stop them in their tracks.
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bikers with bikes that look like police bikes ( intentionally) and who are dressed like police bikers who then tailgate you because you turn into a religious speed limit obeyer the moment they appear on your bumper. What do they think will happen - I'm surprised tonights one wasn't 'politely' emblazoned.....
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PostPosted: 16:51 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:
...you turn into a religious speed limit obeyer...

You mean you're not already?
Oh the shock! Shocked
I'm shocked, shocked to find that speeding is going on in here!
Won't someone please think of the kittens?
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 26 Nov 2014    Post subject: Reply with quote

UBFester wrote:

And the new trend for people to constantly kick the back of the seat in front ......


Just kick them in the face until they stop. Thumbs Up

Today's rage. 30 limit tail gaters that you leave for dead the second you hit an NSL, then come roaring back up behind you at the next 30 limit.
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