Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[BTTD]

Work place not agreeing to my request to end my contract early. It's not even unreasonable.

I don't like burning bridges, but the date I'm asking for is the end of the year, I'll have been paid, and I'm not owed any holiday. If I don't turn up in Jan I'm not aware of them actually being able to do anything.
Hmm.

[NJD]

[Ribenapigeon]

My Christmas misogyny is kicking in early. Already I've managed to develop a theory that women are enablers of psycopaths.

[Ribenapigeon]

Twonk in Pret a Manger who makes me two coffees when I ordered one. Then gets all pi55ed off when I politely point out the mistake. He tells me "you said two", like I've committed some terrible offence. It was noisy and busy so he probably miss-heard me but so what! Big deal it must happen all the time.

[Rogerborg]

People who order £2.45 rice-coconut organic iced lattes then complain about the service.
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[M.C]

[Ribenapigeon]

People who order £2.45 rice-coconut organic iced lattes.

[natefz6]

AngryBikerSyndrome

The amount of arseholes bouncing of the rev limiter while trying to fit their bike with custom bars as wide as a smart car through a small gap in London traffic is getting right on my tits.

There was some twat yesterday shaking his fist at an artic lorry as it would not mount the central reservation so he could fit through.

Just chill the fuck out, these people are not even trying to deliberately get in your way. Just because its cold and your balls have crept up in to your stomach there is no need to act like a complete cunt. Pissing drivers off is not going to make it more likely they will look out and move for you in future. Give a friendly thank you to those that do make and effort but if they don't, being a cunt will not stop them being a cunt.
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"no I didn't steal it that's just the way I ride"

[gbrand42]

[hellkat]

Went to pick up a random person from Capital Radio.
Said random person was just a gofer and then commenced to bundle Nigel Farage into my car.


I felt it was incumbent upon me to just be pleasant and stick to non-controversial issues like giving up smoking and being famous.
I may or may not regret that I didn't run him over.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Rogerborg]

[AldridgePrior]

GF went to get off the bike today on the left hand side when I was putting it into neutral. Nearly down inspite of me telling her umpteen times to wait till I say so.

Split arses. If they didn't have fannies you'd throw stones at them.

[Beehive Bedlam]

[grr666]

Just found out my elderly neighbour had a bad fall in her house last night. She was unconscious best guess from 11pm to 03.30
and when she came to again she went and sat downstairs in her chair for 5 more hours before calling her daughters at half 8 to
say she had fallen because she "didn't want to be any trouble." She has 6 broken ribs, a bleed on the brain and some
significant internal bleeding. I am so annoyed with myself as i'm 15 seconds away, I have a key to her house and
could have had he in an ambulance quicker than any of her family if only I'd known. I'm really pissed because Gracie
barked her head off at about 3.30 am today waking me and the wife so I was up anyway. I do hope she makes it through this.
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[thx1138]

[AldridgePrior]

[BTTD]

[King29]

The wife, the wife has ground my gears today. I got a bargain of a PS4 yesterday, managed it get it working today by clearing out the dust. The wife looks scornful and says "But Darren you ALREADY have a gaming console an Xbox", "Why do you need 2?". She just looked exasperated and did that thing where she tuts and shakes her head in a disapproving manner before muttering to herself too quiet for me to actually hear.

Women.

I could have gone down the route of saying why does she need so many hand bags or shoes but decided against it as I want some action out of her later when we go to bed.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

So much of a bargain you're not bragging about the price tag, Dazzer.
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Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[King29]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

HELPFUL
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[Howling Terror]

I am not caring...Sick people make me sick.
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

I've ground me own gears, inn-I

Smoked a bit of bud I was saving as my Christmas stash.
Its alright, but not as nice as I was expecting/hoping.
More mulish* than happy-buzzy.

So ... mehhhhhh.
https://farm9.static.flickr.com/8337/8203922426_ec23e713e8_b.jpg




*as in "kicked in the head by a mule"
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[grr666]