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Loui5D
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 02 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

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fucking skint now as well.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 02 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walked passed a man with his young son in the park today.
The little lad said, 'Dog!'
The dad said 'No dog' , then corrected him using some imported gibberish.
Again the lad said dog and again the dad corrected him but louder as if chastising him.
This went on with the lad getting more upset and the dad getting louder and more angry.
Eventually the lad started crying.
I just though, what a ****. If you don't want your lad speaking English, **** off home.
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 02 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bought 3 tickets to see The War OF The Worlds next year.

8 "service charge" and 1.20 "Facility charge" added on to EACH TICKET!

Plus 3.45 postage for a few scraps of card.

F'ing burglars!
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PostPosted: 23:39 - 02 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

panrider_uk wrote:
Bought 3 tickets to see The War OF The Worlds next year.

8 "service charge" and 1.20 "Facility charge" added on to EACH TICKET!

Plus 3.45 postage for a few scraps of card.

F'ing burglars!


Ticketmaster are bigger thieves than politicians.
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

todays is the amount of stolen stuff for sale on facebook selling sites


five sets of kitchen knives brand new in packaging

ps4 games brand new in packaging apparently came in a pacakage they didn't want (three available)

same for dvds and blu-rays

power tools obviously nicked out of a van but they use a womans profile to sell them so look less dodgy

if I can see they are nicked why cant any coppers on the pages see it
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Today, it's poor grammar and a distinct lack of punctuation.
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PostPosted: 12:46 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hair keeps falling out onto my desk, balding at 24 Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

New one

Nearly being killed twice

One by a car with think twice think bike stickers and I love motorbikes stickers all over it
Pulled blindly into my lane as I was about to pass it

And then again by a vicar pulling across a road on a bend to do a u turn
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
New one

Nearly being killed twice

One by a car with think twice think bike stickers and I love motorbikes stickers all over it
Pulled blindly into my lane as I was about to pass it

And then again by a vicar pulling across a road on a bend to do a u turn

People dual posting in Grind and Oiled gears threads. Make up your mind Wink
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PostPosted: 17:33 - 03 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
andyscooter wrote:
New one

Nearly being killed twice

One by a car with think twice think bike stickers and I love motorbikes stickers all over it
Pulled blindly into my lane as I was about to pass it

And then again by a vicar pulling across a road on a bend to do a u turn

People dual posting in Grind and Oiled gears threads. Make up your mind Wink


As I said annoyed me at first now amuses me

Third of the day is got to drive wife's kia in a bit Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

The request for a 100 bribe from Leicestershire police has arrived.
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PostPosted: 13:45 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

andyscooter wrote:
todays is the amount of stolen stuff for sale on facebook selling sites


five sets of kitchen knives brand new in packaging

ps4 games brand new in packaging apparently came in a pacakage they didn't want (three available)

same for dvds and blu-rays

power tools obviously nicked out of a van but they use a womans profile to sell them so look less dodgy

if I can see they are nicked why cant any coppers on the pages see it


Perhaps its coppers selling the stuff. They are massively underpaid public sector workers you know.
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PostPosted: 13:46 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

B0ndy wrote:
Hair keeps falling out onto my desk, balding at 24 Crying or Very sad


Get a Gieger counter. Ya never know.
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PostPosted: 13:54 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

When someone announces they/their partner is pregnant and you are expected to congratulate them. In fact I believe for the most part the future for anyone not being born in to an exceedingly rich family is likely to be very grim. Having to suppress my disire to tell the happy couple this grinds my gears.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Perhaps its coppers selling the stuff. They are massively underpaid public sector workers you know.

Slanderings.

They mostly fake burglaries.
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thames Valley police openly sell stuff they have got from thieves. Whether they ever try to find the real owners first is a moot point.

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Thames-Valley-Police-Auctions?_trksid=p2056016.l2563
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 04 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Thames Valley police openly sell stuff they have got from thieves. Whether they ever try to find the real owners first is a moot point.

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Thames-Valley-Police-Auctions?_trksid=p2056016.l2563

Hmm I didn't realise they sold stuff on eBay but I knew about www.bumblebeeauctions.co.uk
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PostPosted: 01:56 - 05 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Thames Valley police openly sell stuff they have got from thieves. Whether they ever try to find the real owners first is a moot point.

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Thames-Valley-Police-Auctions?_trksid=p2056016.l2563

Hmm I didn't realise they sold stuff on eBay but I knew about www.bumblebeeauctions.co.uk


One brave chap has given them a negative rating, that won't make them happy Laughing He better not have nobcat on his computer when they come to call!
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PostPosted: 02:23 - 05 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
M.C wrote:

Hmm I didn't realise they sold stuff on eBay but I knew about www.bumblebeeauctions.co.uk


One brave chap has given them a negative rating, that won't make them happy Laughing He better not have nobcat on his computer when they come to call!

If you buy from them, are you not handling stolen goods Thinking
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PostPosted: 02:46 - 05 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:

If you buy from them, are you not handling stolen goods Thinking


So if they sell them are they not handling stolen goods?

'We haven't got enough arrests this month chaps, head down to the ebay department and do those fuckers Thumbs Up '
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PostPosted: 03:04 - 05 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
M.C wrote:

If you buy from them, are you not handling stolen goods Thinking


So if they sell them are they not handling stolen goods?

'We haven't got enough arrests this month chaps, head down to the ebay department and do those fuckers Thumbs Up '

It's entrapment, buy goods, go to collect and then get arrested Smile
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PostPosted: 08:56 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

my mate turned up one day with a load of stuff for my daughter that came from the police (he is one)
a scooter worth 100 a slip and slide mat thing and other bits

was about 500 worth of stuff in the box

he got it before it went to auction


also todays is I woke up Twisted Evil Twisted Evil


just in one of those moods so should have stayed in bed
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah, the NHS.

9 days to get an appointment (I know, aren't I the lucky one), then I turn up to find that:

1) My doctor is off sick. 5 out of 6 at the surgery are on maternity, on leave or sick.

B) They'd misbooked it anyway and given it to another Borg with a similar date of birth. Brick Wall

Fortunately, half their bookings hadn't bothered showing up, so they managed to get me in to the practice nurse, who was as usual more helpful than the doctors.

And they almost - almost - apologised for the snafu after they realised what had happened and that I wasn't lying or deranged. It's (almost) a Christmas miracle.
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 07 Dec 2017    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wind slams door causing paint tin to fall off shelf. Lid comes off... sticky glack gloss paint all over carpet.
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