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Posted: 00:06 - 08 Jan 2018 Post subject: |
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I coughed my breakfast all over the computer the other day |
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andyscooter World Chat Champion
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I cant get warm
have never ever felt the cold before but for some reason my body temp has dropped amd I now do all the friggin time
spent winters out on my bikes with just my summer jacket with no problems
yesterday I had to wear a coat in the pub as I was cold ____________________ gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
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Posted: 11:56 - 08 Jan 2018 Post subject: |
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Today began the closure of a 50 yard stretch of road on the South Side of Glasgow Toon.
This has caused the surrounding 25 square miles to go full Los Angeles. Lights not re-sequenced, 10 minute trips taking an hour, rampant horning, Google maps looks an arterial diagram with all the red routes.
Duration of works: 5 months.
Five.
Months.
____________________ Biking is 1/20th as dangerous as horse riding.
GONE: HN125-8, LF-250B, GPz 305, GPZ 500S, Burgman 400 // RIDING: F650GS (800 twin), Royal Enfield Bullet Electra 500 AVL, Ninja 250R because racebike |
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Given up trying to get to sleep |
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Posted: 13:12 - 09 Jan 2018 Post subject: |
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Got some cough medicine from Tesco, I know its not meant to taste nice but this is truly foul |
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Posted: 13:31 - 09 Jan 2018 Post subject: |
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Anglian water have shut off 3/4 of my marina carpark to dig a hole and it's going to be closed till February.
There were absolutely no spaces free this morning as people use it to go to the hospital as it's free, rather than pay the hospital car park prices.
The problem is it's council owned and if they cotton on to how much it's used they will start to charge so no point moaning to those fuckers.
Unless - conspiracy theory - the water people are putting in pipes for a housing development that will be built on the car park. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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My next door neighbour (little old Sikh lady) has knocked for the first time in probably 9 months - to give me some chapattis and black chana for my lunch.
So you will wonder how this could possibly grind one's gears, because it is indeed as fresh and spicy and delicious as you can imagine (some sort of minced ginger gravy from what I can gather)
But she seems to have a knack of knocking with food at EXACTLY the moment I have committed to making my own. I was just commencing to nuke some bacon, chicken and vegetable soup that I made on the weekend, to go with some root-veg mash.
If I wanted her to send some food over the fence, I'd end up starving - cos its entirely random when she does it and (so far as I am concerned) it would be out of order for me to knock and ask for some : "hello, how are you, what's for lunch?" kinda thing. So I have to wait until she offers it, obviously. But now I've stacked the fridge up with easy to eat things cos I am not well and cant be arsed to cook, and its thrown out my fridge-eating schedule.
So anyway ... I have shovelled down a couple of mouthfuls of root veg mash, totally ignored the soup and snorted the chana and chapattis
I don't know why I am complaining, I just felt I needed to, cos I am dying of apparent man-flu* and nobody cares.
*man flu is always much worse when women catch it, because obviously we survive ordinary women flu without so much as a tishu. (that would be a badoom tishu, obvs) ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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I had no gears to grind until just being forced to imagine Bodyguard's wet balls ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 6 years, 109 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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