Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[andyscooter]

ive now joined the itchy horse fly brigade

cant wear a watch or even move my arm properly as its on my wrist and swollen up
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Polarbear]

[pepperami]

talking of buzzy flying things , we seem to be in the middle of a mosquito invasion around here .
I’ve been bitten three times now .
My lower leg looks like I’ve dropped a pizza on it .

Good old TCP to the rescue.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[recman]

Do. Not. Scratch.

[pepperami]

[andyscooter]

double oops


whole arm is swollen now and very hard to move

had ice pack on it for ages
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[recman]

If you scratch, they'll get infected.
Then your in for a world of hurt.
I have the t-shirt, needed antibiotics.

Load up with antihistamine asap.

[NJD]

Failed test, again, for speeding.

Alright, mate. Don't radio me because you don't want to race.

L plate stands for Lorzeno, yo.

I'm now robbing pot noodles from students.
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The do it all, T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶,̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶l̶u̶m̶p̶,̶ ̶C̶h̶o̶n̶g̶ ̶N̶o̶o̶d̶l̶e̶

[DrSnoosnoo]

Hottest best most summer in probably my lifetime. 2 weeks off (for baby nurturing)

Stuck indoors, curtains closed doing everything to keep MiniSnoo cool. I've not got one bit of sunburn like I ought to!
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I'm Sam; Northern, Ginger, Lover
Did have: '95 ZZR600 '83 CG125 '97 ZZR1100 '15 Hypermotard 821 SP Do Have: '10 ZX10R

[stephen_o]

My arms and legs looked like pizzas 2 weeks ago, bites and spots everywhere - put cream on and eventually they went. Cue yesterday a bit of gardening so of course today my legs are back to looking like Pizzas.
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current scoot 2009 Yamaha YBR250 + Current Pootle 2013 Nissan Leaf

[BTTD]

[Diggs]

Kids and putting too much stuff down the toilet, causing it to block. Then proceeding to empty their bowels on top of the already stinking mass, and buggering off leaving me to sort it out.

Macerating somebody else's turds by hand has fair spoiled my day...
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[stephen_o]

I am by trade a qualified Plumber and remember fondly those days of turning up at broken macerators or blocked loos where people had continued to use them despite the breakage.

My best friends were rubber gloves and a bottle of bleach, and skin cream.
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current scoot 2009 Yamaha YBR250 + Current Pootle 2013 Nissan Leaf

[Diggs]

I did learn the 'plastic bag over mop' trick though, and it worked. Gawd bless the internet!
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[Pete.]

Exploding LIPO's....
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Fisty]

Horse Flies. A fucking gain.

Foot swollen and hurts to walk.

https://i.imgur.com/VieJiqo.jpg?1
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Quietly and consistently taking the piss.
TL1000R | Hayabusa | ZXR400 | TL1000S | Bandit 400 V
Fatter and faster than Fret

[Ribenapigeon]

The SNP.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Fell off whilst drunken cycling....

https://i.imgur.com/Cfcl6Bf.jpg?1
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

[chickenstrip]

The RAF is 100 years old.

"Yay, we're so proud of them, aren't the flypasts wonderful!"

The military could use some extra funding.

"Feck off!"
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Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE!

[Courier265]

1) got overtaken by a bmw cunt, nearly hit me

2) cut up by some NIGGER on a scooter

3) parking ticket

4) fuck all work....

5) nearly ran foreign tourists over because they don't look where they are going.

[Tracey Suntan-King]

[Skudd]

Went to LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLandudno and it was shut by 5pm. Rhyl is a shit hole too.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[pepperami]

Went training tonight and the heat was just mental!
I was finding it hard to breathe and had to stop

Never going to get fit by stopping, hey ho another day maybe.
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I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now!

[Suntan Sid]