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DrSnoosnoo wrote: | pepperami wrote: | Sprouts are the Devil’s bogies, stop talking about them NOW!
Yuk, just yuk! |
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Youngest daughter
ring ring - Hello darling,
her - Dad, where do I put the jack?
me - eh what, what's happened.
her - tyre popped (not flat mind, popped )
me - where are you, I'll come out.
So off I go with trolley jack and breaker bar. Get to he and find she has worn through the rubber, the wire and the whole fucking tyre. Her car, being modern shit, does not carry a spare, just a can of sealant.
There is as much chance of sealing that tyre as Jewlio and MPD having gay sex.
So home, dig out a couple of space savers i have and measure them, one looks about right
Go back, change tyre, tell her to drive to mine slowly. So then proceed to chase her home at 60+
Back home. the other 3 tyres are almost as bad.
Daaaaaaaaaad, can you get new tyres fitted, I'll pay you later but I'm broke . Oh and can you run me back to Dunstable I'll borrow Tom's (boyfriend) car until it's ready.
Before I have a chance to explode, wifie pipes up, I'll take you over, your Dad's being Mr. Grumpy today.
So Mr.Grumpy is sitting here ordering tyres for his 26 year old daughter who keeps telling him she's an adult now and should be treated like one.
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Polarbear wrote: | Youngest daughter
ring ring - Hello darling,
her - Dad, where do I put the jack?
me - eh what, what's happened.
her - tyre popped (not flat mind, popped )
me - where are you, I'll come out.
So off I go with trolley jack and breaker bar. Get to he and find she has worn through the rubber, the wire and the whole fucking tyre. Her car, being modern shit, does not carry a spare, just a can of sealant.
There is as much chance of sealing that tyre as Jewlio and MPD having gay sex.
So home, dig out a couple of space savers i have and measure them, one looks about right
Go back, change tyre, tell her to drive to mine slowly. So then proceed to chase her home at 60+
Back home. the other 3 tyres are almost as bad.
Daaaaaaaaaad, can you get new tyres fitted, I'll pay you later but I'm broke . Oh and can you run me back to Dunstable I'll borrow Tom's (boyfriend) car until it's ready.
Before I have a chance to explode, wifie pipes up, I'll take you over, your Dad's being Mr. Grumpy today.
So Mr.Grumpy is sitting here ordering tyres for his 26 year old daughter who keeps telling him she's an adult now and should be treated like one.
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I'd say you've posted in the wrong thread fella.
You've dodged a bullet in the fact that you've not had to go to Dunstable. |
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Dunstable's not too bad as long as you stay on the A5 and carry on through it.
So daughters tyres done this morning. That's £160 I'll never see again.
Plus the embarrassment of taking her mobile skip into the garage and having a scruffy mechanic say it stinks in there. (Horse wee does pong mind)
I'm going to tape a peg to the steering wheel with an 'In case of overpowering smells, fit on nose' notice. It probably won't make the slightest difference but it will make me feel better. ____________________ Triumph Trophy Launch Edition |
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Polarbear wrote: | Youngest daughter
ring ring - Hello darling,
her - Dad, where do I put the jack?
me - eh what, what's happened.
her - tyre popped (not flat mind, popped )
me - where are you, I'll come out.
So off I go with trolley jack and breaker bar. Get to he and find she has worn through the rubber, the wire and the whole fucking tyre. Her car, being modern shit, does not carry a spare, just a can of sealant.
There is as much chance of sealing that tyre as Jewlio and MPD having gay sex.
So home, dig out a couple of space savers i have and measure them, one looks about right
Go back, change tyre, tell her to drive to mine slowly. So then proceed to chase her home at 60+
Back home. the other 3 tyres are almost as bad.
Daaaaaaaaaad, can you get new tyres fitted, I'll pay you later but I'm broke . Oh and can you run me back to Dunstable I'll borrow Tom's (boyfriend) car until it's ready.
Before I have a chance to explode, wifie pipes up, I'll take you over, your Dad's being Mr. Grumpy today.
So Mr.Grumpy is sitting here ordering tyres for his 26 year old daughter who keeps telling him she's an adult now and should be treated like one.
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Sounds like my sister! No mechanical sympathy or awareness.
Had her give me a lift from hospital post appendix removal. I think she braked with her left foot given by the harshness! Not a comfortable experience! ____________________ Like a Yorkie - I'm not for the girls |
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Triumph and their amazing electrical systems...
More detail here:
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 5 years, 258 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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