Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Polarbear]

The 'dented on every panel' applies to any fat black woman driving any people carrier.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

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Nissan, the only manufacturer to offer a gold plated tissue box as a factory extra for the rear parcel shelf.
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TZR250 2MA road, TZR250 1KT road, TZR250 2MA race, TDR250, YZF-750R Boost colours.
Jaguar S Type 3.0 V6 Sport R, VW Transporter T5 GP LWB Shuttle 140ps DSG.

[grr666]

Lets not forget the laser speed gun "defeating" prayer CD on the rear view. They really believe they work too.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[M.C]

[LustyLew]

I am so, so glad I am not alone on this!

Such cunts!

[Sister Sledge]

I'd go a step further and say that the majority of these people are changing driving in the UK for the worse. These are the people you see doing unannounced U-turns on a road full of traffic, the same people who share a single lane whilst another vehicle is already there etc.
You find that other drivers see their actions and think its normal to do and copy it - sheep people.
Remember the time when folk started driving for miles in the right hand lane for no reason? Same kind of thing.
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CCM 404 DS

[M.C]

[Sister Sledge]

[andyscooter]

well got up yesterday to find my dog limping
built him a ramp to get in and out as couldn't manage the steps toook me three hours

at one point thought he would have to be put down he was that bad




today there is no limp whatso ever


fucking little spastic dog
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gilera runner vxr200 (chavped)
if its spelt wrong its my fat fingers and daft auto correct on my tablet

[Polarbear]

Went shopping at Aldi and parked away from every other car.

Came out to see scruffy white van park next to me despite many other spaces.

Women gets out and bangs her door on side of my car.

I shouted some rude words, she replys with ruder ones in an Irish accent.

Fucking PIKEYS.

Waitrose from now on if I am in the Jaguar.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

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[M.C]

[Howling Terror]

Youtubers who continually ask for likes.
In the music creation world it is rife.

'Please hit like and subscribe'. Even before they sperg at me they're asking for likes and subs often repeating the request during and at the end.
If the content is good etc etc.


Please hit like if you agree with this post.

Please.

I'll be your best mate.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[M.C]

A lot of Youtubers seem to do that.

[Howling Terror]

It'll be for the benefit of some algorithm no doubt.
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Diabolical homemade music Bandcamp and Soundcloud
Singer songwriter, Artist and allround good bloke Listen to Andrew Susan Johnston here
The Harry Turner Project

[M.C]

I think it's related to ad' revenue and account restrictions.

[hellkat]

[M.C]

[hellkat]

*clicks tongue in annoyance*
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

I've eaten too much mash (again).
Blurgh, stodge.

I hate this getting old and your body can't cope thing.
What the actual fuck, its so unfair!
*pout*
I can't do mash any more.
At least, not in the quantities I used to do it.

Frankly, I am not HP.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Chinaboy]

Juuuust settled into a new factory, the Boss here is nice, gave me a nice new office, fresh strawberries each day, coffee machine, air-con, nice plants, big desk, everything I asked for was forthcoming. Really nice place to be, nice hotel, free food etc etc.... Then, I get a message from my company coordinator and they want me to fly to another part of China in the far north to replace a guy who is going to Mexico. I just get everything set up here and running how I want it, and now I got to leave on Saturday....not only that, but a new guy is coming to my current place to replace me who has no idea about the job, and I have one morning to try and hand over!!

Most disappointed

[Polarbear]

Auto engine stop start in a car.

It hasn't worked since I got the car, didn't care.

Yesterday it started working and I hate it. OK, you can switch it off but you have to do it each time you use the car as it's default mode is on.

1st world problems having to press an extra button I know, but it's really annoying.

And I still don't know why it's suddenly started working.
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Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[M.C]

[Hong Kong Phooey]