Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[grr666]

The water board.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Polarbear]

[hellkat]

Dearest Nobstar.

I fully intend to impose myself upon both you and Ste in the very near future.

And anybody else silly enough to live within a twenty mile radius as well.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Today in my street there has been one death (non-violent), one domestic (police called, then ambulance), and further down there road there is a huge police presence due to the crusty encampment outside the arms dealers fair at Excel.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

See, you coulda had me make YOU a cup-o-tea, instead.


I keep meaning to open a knocking shop and its not until an Arms Dealers Year, that I always remember that's what I was going to do.

But I never remember when it is, until all the police and crusties arrive down the far end

*sigh*

Weird, how I associate knocking shops with arms dealers.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[grr666]

[hellkat]

I was gonna put "ten" but I thought you might get grumpy
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

Fucking Dennis just stole a Belgian chocolate out of my posh box from work, and has fucked off under the table with it. What a cunt!

I don't even know which one it was because she is growling when I try to get close and have a look. I hope its a fucking STRAWBERRY one. Or a praline (not so fond of them, they make my mouth itchy).

Yesterday she nommed the top off my Wispa Gold as I was opening the wrapper.
She's getting out of order, now.


Edit: She ate the whole thing. I hope she dies of chocolate poisoning (or is that just dogs?) . Little bastard
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[grr666]

[hellkat]

Of course you are on my To Do list.
It's just that I'm presently, well ... preoccupied ... with bachelor supervision most of the time I am down there.
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[Bhud]

Questions you can't ask, because they're predicated on the plausibly deniable actions of someone else.

Oh, and estate agents.

[Feathers McGraw]

Ron Daley Scooters and their deliberate bullshit.

They don't stock the Typhoon 50 advertised on their website.

Their UK mainland delivery option is false.

They argue the larger 14" wheel option is non-existent.

Waste of a 2 hour bus journey

https://img.paratamoto.com/small/d509b5199854d901.jpghttps://www.reinaintlauto.com/imagetag/1857/main/f/New-2017-Piaggio-Typhoon-50.jpg

[Ste]

[Sister Sledge]

Actually a lot of those reviews look fake.
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CCM 404 DS

[Nobby the Bastard]

I wonder why they decided to specialise on scooters and Air rifles...
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Feathers McGraw]

Yup, air gun counter was 3 feet away from helmet display shelves. Most of the scooters were special edition Vespas costing over four and a half grand.

[P.]

[Feathers McGraw]

[P.]

Sounds like you are older than 16... Skip the ped.

[grr666]

[Polarbear]

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[Feathers McGraw]

[RhynoCZ]

Today, I failed to remove the stator cover of my XBR and while giving up, and putting it together, so it doesn't at least drip oil on the floor (I had the starter clutch housing off), I broke off the neutral switch bolt. There's enough thread for the lead + nut, it does work, but still.

I only used the correct socket and tightened it with my bare hands, no wrench. I mean, come on!

Anyway, I could not remove the stator cover, will attempt this again soon. The exciter coil is dead. The neutral switch is a generic part, easy to get, easy to replace.
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'87 Honda XBR 500, '96 Kawasaki ZX7R P1, '90 Honda CB-1, '88 Kawasaki GPz550, MZ 150 ETZ
'95 Mercedes-Benz w202 C200 CGI, '98 Mercedes-Benz w210 E200 Kompressor