Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Polarbear]

Hey Diggs, nice tranny
____________________
Triumph Trophy Launch Edition

[bhinso]

Where the fcuk do you get these ideas Diggs?

Reminds me of the Steak and Blow Job day dialogue:

Roy: Ermmmm Haley it's Steak and Blow Job day today.

Hayley: ON YER KNEES THEN ROY LAD

[A100man]

[Sister Sledge]

Diggs I actually thought she was quite hot.

Must admit Yodel have turned to the same tricks up this way. The drivers cannot speak English either. I did start thinking that wages etc must be way down low and they're cutting corners - the vehicles are shockingly bad.
____________________
CCM 404 DS

[-]

But they make their own job harder.

This is the second van to the same address today, both of whom were delivering part of the same order, on the same consignment, from the same supplier and courier depot.

Surely even Yodel have logistics software to plan a route?
____________________
TZR250 2MA road, TZR250 1KT road, TZR250 2MA race, TDR250, YZF-750R Boost colours.
Jaguar S Type 3.0 V6 Sport R, VW Transporter T5 GP LWB Shuttle 140ps DSG.

[Ste]

You can avoid all the Yodel problems by not buying from shops who post stuff by Yodel.

Also works with My Hermes.

If someone is going to use one of the shit delivery companies then I'll take my money and spend it at a shop I know uses one of the better delivery companies. I do not believe that whatever it is you're buying is only available from shitty shops that use Yodel.

[hellkat]

[chickenstrip]

[Sister Sledge]

Damn I use a lot of exclamation marks. Will try better.
____________________
CCM 404 DS

[chickenstrip]

[-]

[BigTim]

sick and tired of feeling rough!

last 3 weeks felt rough had hacking cough etc but none of usual cold flu symptoms.

cough finally went last weekend.

started with the runny nose at work last night. WTF?

Had a surreal moment on way home last night, about 23:00 approaching traffic lights on red, they intelligent lights they change when detect headlights, off the gas change down to 5th, lights change, on the gas, go to change up and find a false neutral! i cross the junction about 50 in this false neutral, change up and open the throttle.

WTF is that? on the pavement to my left and running in the same direction is a Doe! All this happened in about 200 yards and a few seconds. Feeling rough this morning and wondering if i imagined it all.

[WreckTangle]

What grinds my gears today?

people who use the left lane on a roundabout............to go right!

I was at a two lane roundabout, going right, was in right lane, when the car in the left lane (which actually had road markings saying left lane is left only) who had just got off before me cut straight in to my lane, had to slam the brakes on and use the puny horn on my bike!

....because someone in the left wanted to save a couple of seconds could have caused a crash


lucky I got a bike dashcam, so maybe youtube it....
____________________
My wife asked me to get her something that goes from 0-100 in under 5 seconds for her birthday. ......................I got her a bathroom scale.

[Easy-X]

[A100man]

[Hawkeye1250FA]

I enjoy those instances.

Espescially if you plan for it - knowing full well thats what they are doing.

Let them do it - then filter past them 5 seconds later. As soon as you get to the next minor joining road - stop and let as many cars out in front of you as you like.

Then filter past them too

many lolz had.
____________________
1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA

[thx1138]

Bait and switch jobs on websites.

I'm mostly self employed, but wouldn't mind a few hours employment.

Seen something that would fit quite well. Then, I realise it is exactly the same as an advert I applied for years ago.

It's just a job agency trying to pull contact details in.

[hellkat]

I'm on the edge of a hash oil-inflicted precipice of insensible cognitive freefall and generalised extreme cheerfulness ...
and I need to remember my NZ tax department number.

____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

I actually did the salty warm water gargle thing this morning...
... and I have been about 50% better today than I have been since Thursday.
But my god, it tastes vile.
(I did put quite a lot of salt in it )
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Sister Sledge]

[thx1138]

Some other cyclists. No lights, no hands, no idea about keeping left on shared cycle paths. Generally young males, often wearing dark clothing, with headphones and or two wheeled phone zombies.

[Hawkeye1250FA]

suicidal peds that think its "only a pushbike" so they walk out in front of it.

Im still doing 30 you spunkguzzlingthundertwunts!

It will still fecking hurt.
____________________
1993 RF400R - 2002 Bandit 1200 - 2012 1250 FA

[Sister Sledge]

W*nkers littering cash machines.
They get print-offs of what they have in the bank and then bin the tickets all over the machines - why not just view it via the screen?
Is this some new way that people brag about what they have in the bank or something?
____________________
CCM 404 DS

[-]

[Polarbear]