Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[Riejufixing]

Friend of The Boy's in a smash. Bad news. Fingers crossed. Bugger.

[wr6133]

[winz]

[Sister Sledge]

One of my funniest hospital experiences was being on a ward of 8 beds. One bloke had dementia but coped surprisingly well.
Through the middle of the night it suddenly lit up like an air raid was happening - shouting, lights on, screaming and nurses running in. Took me a while to get my bearings and suss what had happened.. Seems the dementia fella had filled all of his cardboard wee bottles but needed to wee some more. Instead of walking to the toilet across the way, he decided to hunt around our ward. Unable to find said carboard wee bottles he decided to use all of our slippers. Yup even my slippers had been pissed in.
One ward resident spotted him and started a fight. Someone else had raised the alarm. The nurses going haywire trying to calm things and deal with the spillage.
The bloke with dementia was transferred to another site that night.
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[LustyLew]

[wr6133]

[LustyLew]

[LustyLew]

ADS grinds my gears.

Average Driver Syndrome. Thick as pig shit with little regard for anyone else on the road.

Identifiable by the following: Cannot see beyond the bonnet of their car; have their phone/sat nav glued to the middle of their line of sight on the birghtest settings (especially when dark); have no understanding of what indicators or mirrors are for; every bodywork panel as a 'ding' from being unable to reverse park safely; cant drive in a tunnel for shit.

Cunts, the lot of 'em!

[1198]

My gears are ground by playing online pool and the opposition scoring off the break then clearing up and me not getting a shot.
I know, I know, First World problems...

[King29]

Jamie Nyland and his whole retarded family. I'd have a go on his girlfriend, fuck the rest of them. Bunch of utter w*nk3rs.

TIKTOK.

[duhawkz]

Who?
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[King29]

This cvnt.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaTzBPf2rmS3ClFbnmOzkqw/videos

On TIKTOK every 4th or 5th video is one of his or his fvcking dads or one of the family.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[Fisty]

[King29]

TIKTOK is digital crack, it's the most awesome waste of time there is.
It's videos that people upload of themselves or things. This guy is brilliant, he from ooop north and his vidz are epic. This is one of him and his adult apprentice who is a bit dim.

https://www.tiktok.com/@lord_pugly/video/6736118235869023493?enter_from=h5_t&langCountry=en

Download it for Android or iOS

This guy is genius. Click any of his vidz. Totally awesome!

https://www.tiktok.com/@poopfrogg1

[recman]

I'm going to have to uninstall tiktok, it's turned me into a colossal letch.

[King29]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[wr6133]

Hospital grinding my gears again.

I'm hooked up to a chest drain that is hooked up to some other crap, it looks like a hydroponics system. Means I cant wander around I'm stuck in bed. I'm also using a lot of morphine and have been all week resulting in serious constipation.

Last night I was fed a laxative as I hadn't had a shit since Sunday night. I asked before taking it as to the logistics of actually shiting once the thing worked its magic and I was assured thay whoever responded could actually quickly disconnect all but 1 of my hydroponic things, meaning I could carry that one to the crappier and shit like a normal human. Excellent one of the things I promised myself when I left the army was I'd never crap on anything but a porcelain throne ever again.

Fast forward to 0530, I wake up with the feeling that my guts want turn themselves inside out. Press the bell and a nurse arrives, a nurse thay seems to not understand basic fucking English. I try telling him I need a shit in every way I know how from formal English to American slang and everything inbetween. Laxatives and a weeks worth of backed up turd dont give much time to sit in a holding pattern so when the fuckwit finally realised what I wanted and brought me the shitter on wheels I sat on it so fast I have torn out the stitches holding my drain, also the pan hadn't been sat properly so most of the liquidy crap ran out the front of it.

So I am now sat here bleeding from my drain hole, stinking of crap with the backs of my lower legs smeared in shit that leaked out the pan.

Short of contracting MRSA I dont think today can get any crappier the bar was set before breakfast

[recman]

[Sister Sledge]

Honestly I'd have crapped in the bed - then at least those nurses with little understanding of the English language will soon know what need a crap means.
Better still, crapping the bed would have meant no torn stitches and a nice bed bath and fresh clean sheets.
Humiliating I know and goes against everything life taught you but sometimes it just happens.

On a side note: How do staff become nurses without even knowing basic English? It can't be safe.
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[wr6133]

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Had the boiler disconnected because the installation isn't up to code. Brand new install a year ago, booked someone to do the first service. Flue and condensate pipes not fitted correctly, gas pressure drop between meter and boiler out of allowable range, and the main issue is that there's no Gas Safe registration, so as far as the engineer is concerned it's not been commissioned.

I reconnected it when he left, and will be speaking with the original installer. Looks like I'm going to need a new gas feed from the meter to the boiler. Only just fucking finished the new kitchen install.
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[A100man]

[Riejufixing]