Todays - What grinds my gears *ARCHIVE*

[hellkat]

[Riejufixing]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Got to soft play with the little bastard (tm) this morning only to discover my wallet was in my bike trousers pocket.
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Sprint ST 1050

[King29]

Vegan sausage roll from Gregg's. Had that and a cappuccino for dinner, 1 hour later I got the s4itts really bad, stomach cramps the lot. This vegan food is not all it's cracked up to be.

[hellkat]

The clue is in the name.

[Easy-X]

I considered a vegan diet...

Kill the vegan, grill the vegan, eat the vegan
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[recman]

So my daughter has to have regular blood tests in order to receive the new medication she's on.
Blood test done, sample lost. Cuckin' funts!
It's just the latest installment in a catalogue of fvck ups during this whole process.

[almostthere]

Brighton Station £4.00 for a sausage roll! Go fuck yourself you thieving bastards
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Beer, It's the reason I get up every afternoon
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[Skudd]

Council web sites, designed so that you will never get what you need but get told all about what you don't need.
As for phoning someone to deal with your issue, fuck that for a game of soldiers. They will do more not to speak to you tan actually sorting the issue out.
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Famous last words of Humpty Dumpty. " Stop pushing me "
Petty Anarchists look at "1984".............. The Visionary looks at "Animal Farm".

[wr6133]

Team Eastern Europe is back on duty. Hourly obs haven't occurred for 2 1/2 hours now

Wouldn't be so bad but everyone in this room keeps pressing their nurse call button things (which remain unanswered), the level of white noise is really, really fucking up the nice opiate haze I'm floating on.

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Actually ... I paid twelve quid for three donuts... but I tend to keep that fairly quiet. Cos I pretty much ate all three in less than fifteen minutes
And I was having a bad day. I needed the boost of wasting huge amounts of money on extraordinarily delicious but really unhealthy food.
(back in the days when I could afford such luxuries )
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[kawakid]

[Easy-X]

Five Guys.

Feck! What a racket The burgers are okay I suppose but the prices?! 2 burgers, 2 hotdogs, 1 large fries, 2 shakes and a beer...

£42.50

And that's to sit down and take your grub out of a paper bag. Even McDonalds gives you a plastic tray when you eat in.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[Sister Sledge]

[Sister Sledge]

[wr6133]

[Ribenapigeon]

[hellkat]

*nods in agreement*


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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[JackButler]

Since Showbox went down I have been loading many of the latest movies onto USB sticks for the internet dinosaurs that live here-a-bouts.

I'm fukkin amazed that they even know where to plug the USB sticks in, let alone that they seemed to get along with Showbox just fine.

Yesterday it finally happened, someone tried to give me a hard time 'cos of their lost opportunity to watch "1917" which went horribly wrong for them somehow & apparently it is all my fault?

I mentioned that I will arrange a full refund ASAP, a sarcastic attempt at irony which seemed to be totally lost on them.

Why do I ever bother?
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I clean my guns with the tears of the snivelling, left wing scum.

[wr6133]

Another hospital related gripe.

I should be getting moved to Southampton for surgery today. However they may not have a bed, apparently if they dont get me there today they are going to put a 2nd chest drain in.

The first one that went through the side put me in shock, (apparently I have too much muscle there ). They want to punch this 2nd one through the front, straight through the densest part of the muscle, between the ribs and in to the cavity. it's done conscious under a local

[Ribenapigeon]

[almostthere]

[Ribenapigeon]

[Easy-X]